Anyone ever notice, that the morning after you drink too much, you turn into a Hornball?

It's usually the same night I drink too much, but that's just me.

I’m only a horn ball on days that end in Y

Only when I don’t score, so a lot.

Minimum of 5 nuts are required for my system to normally function on a typical Sunday

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usually the same night I drink too much

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lolz.

Still drunk

I’m no doctor but this is the truth. Every time I’m a little hung over in the AM I either need to get some pussy or rub one out within an hour or two of waking up.

I used to wonder this too.

It’s because the morning after you have a lot of extra blood pumping throughout your body trying to cure it from dehydration and other things. Same reason your heart feels like it will beat out of your chest.

The massive blood flow finds its way to the penis and testacles creating arousal and erection.

At least with me, this happens because I’m trying to give my mind a few moments of respite from the piercing headache.

It's your nervous system working overtime after being depressed all night. Makes the dick like a stick of dynamite