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re: Anyone else miss when there weren't sex toys on display behind the Walgreens counter?
Posted on 3/19/26 at 8:43 pm to BoomerandSooner
Posted on 3/19/26 at 8:43 pm to BoomerandSooner
quote:
Buzzy Butt, Buzzy Butt
Oh, Buzzy, Buzzy, Butt
Buzzy Butt (pop)
Bobum, bum, bum
I keep singing it, know the jingle and tune
But now cant remember the original ditty.
Was it about jack and diane?
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Posted on 3/19/26 at 8:50 pm to fr33manator
Wait till you see the blowup dolls that are coming out next month.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 8:52 pm to fr33manator
The result of the libertarian movement
Posted on 3/19/26 at 8:53 pm to Havoc
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They look mostly tasteful at a glance.
Tasteful!?? A Freudian slip perhaps?
Posted on 3/19/26 at 8:53 pm to fr33manator
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For customer service, please push button on electric toothbrush case
Irony and puns almost multi-orgasmic…
Mechanical devices keeping cavities away to get service to mechanical devices to fill cavities, pushing ‘button’ (nicely played Walgreens)
Fav part of how far humanity has come (sorry, could not help myself….damn, another…just flowing tonight)…
In all seriousness, is paternity kit. Who’s your daddy? Best and most important thing in world is being a good parent. Sad.
This post was edited on 3/19/26 at 8:55 pm
Posted on 3/19/26 at 9:07 pm to dstone12
There is a paternity test. Ovulation test, a container to mail off to measure sperms mobility, all by the buzz butt.
Jerry Springer in walmart.
Jerry Springer in walmart.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 9:09 pm to fr33manator
quote:
"I'll need the Buzzy Butt, the Little Sucker, Sperm Check, a quart of lube, this Votive Candle of Saint Patrick, and what that you wanted little Sally? Some sour patch kids and a carton of Marlboro Reds?"
Little Sally is not old enough for this stuff. Especially the Marlboros.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 9:10 pm to fr33manator
Thanks, that reminds me. I was supposed to pick up a few things on the way home from work today.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 9:26 pm to fr33manator
So did you pick the buzzy butt or cake sucker to enjoy after your bowl of Cheerios.
Tough choices
Tough choices
Posted on 3/19/26 at 9:40 pm to fr33manator
Lubricants are locked up?!
Posted on 3/19/26 at 9:56 pm to fr33manator
quote:I saw parents being arrested for taking their five-year-old to Hooters. It's possible they were illegals and it was ICE. I don't know.
In front of a kindergarten class, they are a felony.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:05 pm to fr33manator
Obe more reason why I don't use Walgreens..
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:06 pm to fr33manator
That doesnt look like its behind the checkout counter. Looks like its in the same aisle as the condoms.
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:25 pm to cajunangelle
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Was it about jack and diane?
Lolipop, lolipop
Oh, loli, loli, loli
Lolipop (pop)
Bobom, bom, bom
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:40 pm to fr33manator
Irv..clean up on aisle 12..
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:44 pm to SallysHuman
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Imagine explaining that shite to a seven year old. Shame.
Why are you going down that aisle with your 7 year old? Sounds like you’re 8 years too late down the condom aisle…
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:46 pm to LSUGUMBO
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Why are you going down that aisle with your 7 year old? Sounds like you’re 8 years too late down the condom aisle…
tampons and other such items are on the same aisle
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:49 pm to SallysHuman
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tampons and other such items are on the same aisle
Ah- I don’t shop for those, either
Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:51 pm to fr33manator
$34.99! I got ripped off
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