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re: Anyone else absolutely loathe small talk while getting a haircut

Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:26 am to
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22189 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:26 am to
Hair salon small talk doesn't bother me. Usually it's the same old "how's the weather, how are you?" type of stuff. I had a black hair stylist ask me to buy her Victoria's Secret Pink lingerie one time, then offered to model it for me. She was good looking, but I had to pass on that. The conversation ended as an open invitation, I never went back to that location.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15332 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:27 am to
If it’s a woman. Yes. Concentrate on what your doing.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29331 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:27 am to
I like when their tits rub against me
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66652 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:28 am to
Shave my own bald head.

You don’t know what you got till it’s gone.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57256 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:29 am to
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The worst is a dentist trying small talk while digging around in your mouth


My wife left her dentist because his hygienist wouldn't STFU while working on her mouth.

ETA: I had a barber who used to smoke when he cut my hair, so I quit going to him.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 11:33 am
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68699 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:29 am to
Nah, why I used to go to gay nate.

You know whats worse? Having to shave your head in the mirror every two days alone in the quiet. What I wouldnt give for that small talk again.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 11:31 am
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4448 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:33 am to
My barber is a pretty cool guy and we have a decent amount in common. It was a little awkward before we realized the commonalities but now it’s just stuff like what trails have you hiked recently, got any camping trips coming up, when are you going rock climbing at HP40, roll tide, and how bout them Bravos.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25809 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:33 am to
quote:

Next time tell your barber “hey you got anything important to say? Otherwise shut the frick up and do your job”


Dude you need to calm down
Posted by mthorn2
Planet Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
1233 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:34 am to
Nope my girl is FINE so Fine.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:36 am to
As long as I get boobs rubbed on the back of my head while they're working, I don't care what they're saying.

You want to pick out the old fat barbers for the best action.
Posted by MaxDraft
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2019
558 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:36 am to
Agree 100%. I hate it when they start asking me questions. I literally want to just sit in silence.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29254 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:38 am to
It is the reason I now make my wife cut my hair
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:39 am to
why are you limiting it to getting a haircut?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20047 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:44 am to
If I like the person, there is lots of chatter both ways. Ot depends on the other person. I can small talk with the best of them. I could go both ways.......wait, that did not sound good!
Posted by solus
Member since Dec 2019
3313 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:47 am to
quote:

Anyone else absolutely loathe small talk while getting a haircut by Tuscaloosa



Sometimes. But my new barber is cool as shite so I dont mind as much and plus its not in a barbershop so that changes things to. Not a whole bunch of people listening and shite
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:48 am to
I tell them I tip extra for silence after telling the stylist how i want my hair cut.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9652 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:48 am to
I’ll tell you what I love - the boob to arm brush
Posted by solus
Member since Dec 2019
3313 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 11:49 am to
quote:

. I could go both ways....


So does the average male. My thread is coming soon for y'all
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 11:50 am
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 12:01 pm to
I like going to the old school barber shops.
Enjoy the old men fixing all the worlds problems.
They sure have a lot to talk about now.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 12:03 pm to
Got a haircut a few weeks ago from a cute young black chick and she was talking about all the different ways to get eligible for Medicaid and WIC and shite. I'm like, "WTF woman? I'm a 45-year-old white dude. I don't need the latest Government Cheese Hints from Heloise here."
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