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re: Anybody know any happy lesbians?

Posted on 9/15/20 at 7:35 am to
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10520 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 7:35 am to
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Her and her "wife" are actually big Trump supporters


Why is wife in quotations?
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
2675 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 7:38 am to
Went to a lesbian wedding last year and both were hot. Fun wedding.

Posted by Colt1911
Member since Jun 2018
37 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 8:29 am to
Yes. Very happy and most are very conservative.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
422561 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 8:34 am to
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He has always told me that the most disturbing murder scenes he has ever been on were lesbian on lesbian passion crimes.

lesbian domestic violence is low key a major issue
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20037 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 8:40 am to
What’s your story?
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13429 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 8:43 am to
Yes.

My neighbors are some super nice lesbos in their 60's. I've met their lesbian friends too and they all seem to be happy and nice.

Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13429 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 8:44 am to
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Her and her "wife" are actually big Trump supporters..




My neighbor drives a King Ranch F250 with All Terrains and she does not need a truck for work...I'll let you guess what her political leanings are.
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 8:48 am to
Seems there are two paths to happiness:

1. Putting ya dick in someone.

2. Getting a dick put in you.

Lesbians don’t have either path.
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:00 am to
The worst ones are the young hot ones who, right after letting you know that they are a lesbian, tell you "And, NO, you cannot watch!" before they even give you a chance to ask.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10878 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:05 am to
Lemme see.....

I count 9 lesbians I know.

They're all just as miserable as you and I.
Posted by Mrs Professor
Member since Feb 2020
57 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:11 am to
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Anybody know any happy lesbians?


This is like asking if we know any happy heterosexual couples. The percentage of unhappy couples is pretty consistent...doesn’t matter if they are gay or not.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:13 am to
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Seems there are two paths to happiness:

1. Putting ya dick in someone. .

So i guess this sums up why you’re so unhappy
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30401 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:18 am to
Having to think about defending their lifestyle, even if it's just to people that are making jokes. probably gets old.

One of my best work friends was a lesbian lady who moved to Dallas after Katrina. She was a very attractive, in her mid-40's lady who usually kept topless dancers, in their 20's, as live-in girl friends. She'd go with the guys from work, meet a new one, and bring her home for however long their relationship lasted. We were all jealous.

Being from NOLA, she was a Saints fan, who invited me, and others, over to watch games. She'd have a big pot of gumbo and everyone else that came brought snacks and drinks.

She and I were the only Saints fans in the office. She went home for the Saints Super Bowl, brought me back a locker room tee shirt,and refused to let me pay for it. When I had bypass surgery, and was hospitalized for a month and a half afterwards, she came to see me. When I got out, she brought a big pot of gumbo to me.

She is one of the nicest people I know. Does she have b*tchy days? Sure she does. I'd be in a bad mood too, if one of those 22 year-old hotties left me.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:33 am to
Middle aged lesbians are some of the coolest people on earth. There's a lesbian couple in the neighborhood next to mine, and they walk their dog all the time in our neighborhood. I've stopped and chatted with them several times because our dogs love each other. One is pretty attractive for being almost 60(guessing here). They're my favorite people I see when I walk my dog. Just 2 really cool and down to earth women. And yes, one does drive a Subaru. The other drives a Prius.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28904 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 9:58 am to
My sister is a lesbian and she is the most unhappy person I know.

Overweight, tons of medical issues, wants socialism, hates the patriarchy, hates white males, dependent on my MAGA parents for everything.

Around me and my parents my family she puts on a nice enough face And goes to church with my parents, but I found her Twitter she doesn’t advertise with my parents and found her secret lifestyle.

On the other hand, we went to a resort in Playa de Carmen a few years back and met some very attractive lesbians on their honeymoon and drank and ate with them all week. Had a fantastic time. They’re awesome and we keep up with them to this day.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22170 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 10:00 am to
Seeing as domestic violence rates are much higher for same sex couples than for hetero couples, the answer might be no. Bitches be angry.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13429 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 10:21 am to
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Seeing as domestic violence rates are much higher for same sex couples than for hetero couples, the answer might be no. Bitches be angry.



A big piece of this is that men just should never hit a woman, but with same sex couples that road block doesn't exist.

If my wife was a dude there would be a few times I think I would've punched her/him

Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 10:25 am to
Something something boning your mom
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
9928 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 10:42 am to
I have known a couple happy bi-sexuals, but never have I known a happy lesbian.
Posted by wheelr
Member since Jul 2012
5147 posts
Posted on 9/15/20 at 10:45 am to
Yes, I know a couple.

One is super sweet and one is hilarious. Fun people to hang out with.
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