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re: Anybody have any family members make a fool of themselves at Easter Dinner?

Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:35 am to
Posted by Bustedsack
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:35 am to
You got a pic of this count?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:39 am to
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My uncle is the crazy Bible beater. My aunt is rather annoyed with him. She wanted to say grace before the meal and just before she began, uncle says "can I blow the sheephorn before you say grace". She said "whatever uncle do whatever you want to do". So uncle started to talk for a second and aunt says "you said you were just going to blow the horn, just blow the horn". He went into a 2 minute sermon about why he's going to blow a sheephorn, proceeds to blow the sheephorn, and then my 5 year old nephew looks right at him and says "that's really annoying".


what is happening here?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:40 am to
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She can't be too smart. She chose art history as a major.

This.

She isn’t intelligent.
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4238 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:47 am to
Sorry you have such trashy family members
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:51 am to
I could win this thread with the story of my alcoholic wife ruining another Holiday.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:56 am to
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We have an uncle who is in theatre


its 2018....you can just call him your gay uncle now.
Posted by BankLSU
You cant be any geek off the street
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:56 am to
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:57 am to
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I could win this thread with the story of my alcoholic wife ruining another Holiday.


Don't tease us. Let's hear it!
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 7:59 am to
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You got a pic of this count?


I don't want to hurt you
Posted by Bunta
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:05 am to
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I could win this thread with the story of my alcoholic wife ruining another Holiday.


Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26334 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:10 am to
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I have a cousin who is a straight up feminazi. She scored a 35 on the ACT and got a 4.0 in college. She thinks she deserves a 6 figure income for this but her major was art history and now she works as a cashier. She openly blames white men for this. Well, she went on a rant about how Academy is sexist. She went to the store and counted how many clearance racks were in the men's clothing section and how many were on the women's. there were more on the men's so of course...discrimination and sexism towards women. There is no way that any of this has something to do with the shopping habits of women.

Spoken like a WHITE MALE
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:12 am to
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I wish I had enough free time on my hands to go count clearance racks at Academy.


You would have the time if you were an art history major.... a LOT of time.

This is a perfect example of why EVERYONE should have to take a class or two in economics. (And I mean the op's feminazi, not saltwater.
This post was edited on 4/2/18 at 8:17 am
Posted by Joehat
New Orleans West
Member since Jun 2011
1108 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:16 am to
And I am sure that Social media platforms designate her as a total, radical feminist. That is likely why she cannot find a job.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:22 am to
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I have a cousin who is a straight up feminazi. She scored a 35 on the ACT and got a 4.0 in college. She thinks she deserves a 6 figure income for this but her major was art history and now she works as a cashier. She openly blames white men for this.

Well, she went on a rant about how Academy is sexist. She went to the store and counted how many clearance racks were in the men's clothing section and how many were on the women's. there were more on the men's so of course...discrimination and sexism towards women. There is no way that any of this has something to do with the shopping habits of women.


I hope you laughed heartily.
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:24 am to
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This post was edited on 11/19/18 at 6:09 pm
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:26 am to
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My daughter decided to get her masters in Art Education and is now a high school art teacher for Fairfax County. She'll make a nice living teaching for the county school system.



she will make a nice living being a high school teacher? Thats a first
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:26 am to
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should have poisoned her so there would be one less moron running around.



He's not wrong
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:30 am to
I bet she's ugly as sin too. That's usually one of the reasons extreme liberal women are so angry. They want the D but the options of receiving the D are very limited.
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:32 am to
are parents raising their kids different or these kids just becoming stupid on their own. What is happening?
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
23099 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 8:40 am to
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uncle says "can I blow the sheephorn


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