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re: Anybody ever get food poisoning?

Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:25 am to
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:25 am to
Go to work and just spend all day spraying the company bathroom with diarrhea

A good way to stick it to your employer
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
42554 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:27 am to
I think everyone has gotten sick from eating out, even if you didn't think it was the reason it probably was.

If not from food itself probably from the normal germs in a restaurant.

Subway one time.

All those build your own places are subject to bad food being used at times.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
17985 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:27 am to
When I got food poisoning it was the worst headache I’ve ever had in my life for about 5 minutes. I wanted to go to the ER. Then ran to the bathroom and threw up everything I ate and it was over. Back to normal after that.
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
1961 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:27 am to
My wife got food poisoning from a sonic hot dog a couple weeks ago. We’re gonna stay away for a while
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11292 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:30 am to
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I’m not sure how I can go to work like this today. This shite is terrible.


This isnt a tough decision
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11292 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:31 am to
quote:

My wife got food poisoning from a sonic hot dog a couple weeks ago. We’re gonna stay away for a while


I had the same experience. I can't go there again.
Posted by Permit
Stuart, FL
Member since Jan 2017
366 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:33 am to
Played hoops in inner city Detroit with black employee. Afterwards he went into a bullet proof store and bought 6 pack and pork skins for drive back to suburbs. Spent a hour throwing up on snow in my driveway..
Like projectile...stupid
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1517 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:38 am to
If you are at work, you didn't have food poisoning.
You had a stomach bug.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8636 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:40 am to
Yup. Food poisoning. Usually lasts about two days. Then suddenly you can stomach a little food and feel instantly much better.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13345 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:43 am to
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I think everyone has gotten sick from eating out, even if you didn't think it was the reason it probably was.


There are probably some really nasty ppl in the back.
Posted by Cotten
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2018
1255 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:53 am to
My wife and I both got it from eating bad chicken; about 3 months after we got married, what a way to break in a new marriage. Strangely hers hit about 6 hours before it hit me.

Both of us in the bathroom alternating shitting straight water out our asses and puking non stop for about 24 hours. Our phones died and we couldn’t even make it downstairs to get a charger. I seriously thought we were both going to die in there and someone was going to find our shite covered bodies.
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:33 am to
Twice - NO Hamburger and Seafood toward the end of Mardi Gras and then a Chick-fil-a north of Birmingham a few years apart.

Started with vomiting and then diarrhea for about a week until things were settled.

Another time, I had a stomach bug and it was a markedly different experience. It wasn't pleasant but it passed relatively quickly and I even tried to eat a little something that night. The other times, I was wrecked for days.
This post was edited on 11/15/19 at 9:34 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69078 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:38 am to
You'll know when you get real food poisoning.
You'll puke yellow and shite liquid yellow bile that burns like lava.
You'll feel weak, you'll sweat yet be cold. You'll have gas, with every burst of gas sending you to the toilet, because by now you already ruined a pair of underwear or two and have a manpon in place.
Then after you can finally get water to stay down and relax, then the stomach pains will make you contemplate suicide.

Once you go through all that, then you know you have food poisoning.
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
3404 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 10:02 am to
I made a post about my experience back in June
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 10:33 am to
The barfing and shitting sucks. Another shitty part is the by day 2, my muscles ache from shivering. Feeling pain in places I didn't know I had places.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17134 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 10:36 am to
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Anybody ever get food poisoning?



Yeap, I got food poisoning from the now closed "Canefield Tavern"

They had a $6 burger special that you apparently paid for twice
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28881 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 10:43 am to
in my first year of marriage my wife and i both got it after a Chinese buffet.

we spent an entire day throwing up and having diarrhea in separate bathrooms while sleeping/watching a boy meets world marathon.

top 5 worst days of my life.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28881 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 10:46 am to
quote:

My wife and I both got it from eating bad chicken; about 3 months after we got married, what a way to break in a new marriage. Strangely hers hit about 6 hours before it hit me.

Both of us in the bathroom alternating shitting straight water out our asses and puking non stop for about 24 hours. Our phones died and we couldn’t even make it downstairs to get a charger. I seriously thought we were both going to die in there and someone was going to find our shite covered bodies.




that's funny. mine was in our first year of marriage as well. it was a bonding experience.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56330 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 10:52 am to
Yep. It's awful. I had it while in New York and spent 36 hours shitting and puking my guts out. The little red dots stayed on my face for a coupe of days.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34729 posts
Posted on 11/15/19 at 10:54 am to
It’s pretty terrible but it doesn’t last all that long just let it run through and be done



It’s always fun sitting on the toilet and spraying from both ends at the same time
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