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re: Any older guys know or have an older friend that is a virgin?

Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19957 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:29 pm to
I would rather have sex than be a virgin
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
7056 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:31 pm to
Is his name TulaneLSU?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138531 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:34 pm to
I know many men of the cloth.

SAVE YOUR JOKES, WEIRDOS!!
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70464 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 4:35 pm to
I know a couple guy friends in their early-mid twenties whom I wouldn’t be surprised to learn are virgins. Granted, one of them is very religious, so it may have been a choice for him. The other is cripplingly shy and afraid of women.
Posted by armytiger96
Member since Sep 2007
2534 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:08 pm to
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I was a goat like Betty, so it puzzles me.


Sure you were Lewis. fricking nerds, I swear!
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9965 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:17 pm to
Probably gay at that age but if not, go to Vegas and get him a hooker like a good wingman would do.
This post was edited on 3/20/26 at 5:21 pm
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1542 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:22 pm to
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loves women


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never fricked a women in his life


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In his 50s


Assumption 1 is now open for discussion.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24206 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:23 pm to
I can't even begin to imagine the amount of time and money I'd have without a woman in my life, and my kids.

ETA: FWIW I had a friend we were pretty sure was a Virgin until he was about 35. Then he started hooking up with a girl from our HS class that moved back into town. They never really dated and grew apart it seemed, then all of a sudden she got pregnant 4 years later and now they are married with a kid in their 40s.
This post was edited on 3/20/26 at 5:27 pm
Posted by Chaz95
Dallas, Texas
Member since Nov 2007
19695 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21117 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:44 pm to
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If I could get back all the money I've spent chasing azz over the years


You’re like me…a buy-sexual! Lol
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21117 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:46 pm to
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Sure you were Lewis. fricking nerds, I swear!


Hey back off Lewis yo! He died recently cut him some slack!
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25710 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 5:50 pm to
Your “friend” is queer
Posted by RustyDaDog
BAOK
Member since Mar 2023
1061 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 6:24 pm to
A guy at work is 41/42 he says he’s had one girlfriend in his life. He’s too busy playing video games and VR shite. I told a buddy of mine he needs to take him to the bar get him hooked up and change his life.

He’s a really nice guy but a little s t r a n g e
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72470 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:46 pm to
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A guy at work is 41/42 he says he’s had one girlfriend in his life. He’s too busy playing video games and VR shite.


Call of Duty remains undefeated.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62241 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:49 pm to
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older guys


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n his 50s



Clearly not old.

Now get off my lawn!
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196560 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 7:56 pm to
There are a few posters I suspect, but slo and I were never really friends

I've tried
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74850 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 8:02 pm to
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He jokes about beating his meat etc…. He’s straight but super shy
I’m sure you and he will be fairy happy.
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7954 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 8:34 pm to
Me thinks you and your friend caught the gay. Sorry baw.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39631 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 8:38 pm to
She's married to a homosexual.


And she doesn't know?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196560 posts
Posted on 3/20/26 at 8:39 pm to
Aren't you married?
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