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Any of you have good stories about surprising finds cleaning the house of dead relatives?

Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:33 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:33 pm
Hit submit too soon, sorry. Any good stories of surprising finds when mom or pop or an uncle or somebody died? Stash of sex toys, ancient treasure, stuff like that?
This post was edited on 3/12/19 at 4:35 pm
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:34 pm to
Grandpa’s HUGE penis pump and grandma’s ball gags
Posted by LsuTool
Member since Oct 2009
34847 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:35 pm to
Granny’s dildo stash
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25982 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:37 pm to
Cousin Earle's anal beads
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16484 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:37 pm to
Women's clothing, shoes, etc. and pics of my uncle dressed up as a woman. My mom knew about them, and we had to go to my uncle's place and get that stuff out before my grandmother got there. Total shocker to me, he definitely was not the type of person that anyone would look at and think that guy likes to dress up like a woman
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:40 pm to
I found that one relative had a huge collection of bondage porn.
Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
11480 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:41 pm to
Found an unopened case of Old Charter 10 year old that was about 20 years old but still tasty.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:41 pm to
nvm
This post was edited on 3/12/19 at 4:43 pm
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:42 pm to
12 shotguns in a hidden wall in our garage
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:46 pm to
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nvm



You’ve piqued my interest what was it
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:46 pm to
My first cousin and her husband moved into his parents' old house in Nashville.

His parents were still alive, in their late 70s, and retired in Nashville in a smaller home that was less upkeep.

One day, they had a bad roof leak and the contractor they got to fix it found a box full of gay porn magazines from the 80's. The dude thinks his dad might be gay but he'll never confront him about it. He's too old now.

Wild shite.

Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1930 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:47 pm to
My grandmother had a shite load of cash and pistols hidden in random spots around her house. She was a tough sumbitch, so I guess maybe she was working as a contractor.
This post was edited on 3/12/19 at 4:50 pm
Posted by brian_wilson
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:48 pm to
Wife's grandmother died, I found a bottle of xanax (100 @ 1mg a piece). Not particularly surprising though.

I was also tasked with cleaning out her husband's porn stash, as he had died 20 years earlier and no one had done it. I didn't care. I would have kept some of the classic mags, but the playboys had water damage.
Posted by SouthernImmigrant
NELA
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:50 pm to
Found a one hitter and a small ash tray in my 80 something great aunts bathroom. Nobody knew she partook but my mother apparently
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:50 pm to
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Granny’s dildo stash

Granny's HAND-WHITTLED dildo stash.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57681 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

would have kept some of the classic mags, but the playboys had water damage.


Hate to tell you pal, that wasn’t water...
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95384 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 4:55 pm to
Did those belong to Aunt Tique or Aunt Cestor?
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:07 pm to
A shitload of opioid pain killers after my dad died. Like 10 or 11 bottles of 60-90 pills each. All were prescribed to him so he wasn't running some drug trade, and not sure why he was stockpiling them. He was sick the last year of his life, and I know he took plenty to deal with the pain from his illness. Mom was an RN and destroyed most of them.

After mom died, we found over $8k cash stashed all over the house, and another large sum in her safe deposit box at the bank. No idea why she was stashing cash, and it was in weird places in the house. Like in my old bedroom closet in a coat pocket there was $500. Another $500 in a bowl on the top shelf in the laundry room.
Posted by Tigerhacker
Member since Jun 2017
45 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:09 pm to
Three fitty in cash
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27396 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 5:12 pm to
Not surprising, but when my mom died she had nearly 2000 hydromorphone.

I burned them.
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