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Any of Y'all pre-ordering the new Dyson Camerajet toothbrush?

Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:35 pm
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
34746 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:35 pm
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Dyson trained an AI on 470,000 dental images and put it inside a toothbrush. With a camera. That flosses for you. In real time.

It's called the CameraJet for $499. Launched today.

A 100,000-pixel macro lens sits inside the brush head. It takes 28 images per second while you brush. The AI detects gaps between your teeth and within 100 milliseconds fires a precision jet of mouthrinse directly into the gap.

It's computer vision doing your flossing. While you brush. Automatically.

Only Dyson would look at a toothbrush and think it needs a camera, a machine learning model, and a jet engine.



https://www.amazon.com/Dyson-CameraJetTM-Electric-Toothbrush-Ceramic/dp/B0GY1VCHYH?th=1&gaOptInStatus=true&linkCode=sl2&tag=riiiihmachado-20&linkId=a9d0bffe9ec3473fc89ef3d052ba2f77&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26883 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:37 pm to
I'm saving up for the Dyson Blowjob 9000
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
4300 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:37 pm to
That sounds neat.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7817 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:40 pm to
That sounds neat too.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
42314 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:42 pm to
Lemme know when the Binford Colon Cleanser is for sale.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
13331 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

I'm saving up for the Dyson Blowjob 9000


lol. Thanks for the laugh
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
3067 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

I'm saving up for the Dyson Blowjob 9000


Who says the toothbrush only for teeth?
Posted by LSU4LIFEo85
Member since Jun 2020
297 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:54 pm to
I think they have these in Sweden
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
26853 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:56 pm to
This is just another way some Asian baw will spy on his wife that he suspects is sleeping with another man.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
77266 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:57 pm to
The day I buy a toothbrush with an owner's manual is the day I step out in front of a dump truck and end it all.
This post was edited on 9/1/26 at 6:58 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
77266 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

This is just another way some Asian baw will spy on his wife that he suspects is sleeping with another man.

On second thought......this is a big deal for me. Big, juicy, well-shaped uvulae are my fetish. They really get me going!

Imma see if I can get that Asian baw to teach me how to hack these things.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24971 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:00 pm to
Another app so I can brush my teeth?

I'll pass.
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
12023 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:01 pm to
I went out with a dentist's daughter, she had the whitest teeth I ever came across.
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
34746 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:02 pm to
Posted by RustyDaDog
BAOK
Member since Mar 2023
1214 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:31 pm to
Sounds pretty cool, I’m not sure about $499 cool, but pretty cool
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
3463 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

Only Dyson would look at a toothbrush and think it needs a camera, a machine learning model, and a jet engine.

Wonder what their adult novelty massager line can do???


Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
6318 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

she had the whitest teeth I ever cum across.


FIFY
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
4851 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 8:08 pm to
Dumb, weird, and a waste of money.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
26149 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 8:53 pm to
Too late…

Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63933 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 9:04 pm to
I wonder how much the “mouthrinse” costs and what it actually does?….
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