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re: An open plea to the old naked guys at the gym

Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:04 pm to
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:04 pm to
Then man up and do something about it.

Until then, they are the alphas of the locker room. That's just a fact.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33051 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:04 pm to
I do too, it was in 2001
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29831 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:05 pm to
When it happens and I'm in there, I take the towel from around my waist and turn it into a half thong.

You wanna creep out some people, walk around with a bath towel held with the crack of your arse.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:06 pm to
You don't get it! They're my balls and if I want to show them to you, you will look!
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38443 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

I remember my first day at gym


Exactly. Where's this guy been.

Warning: You'll eventually encounter an African American porn star who will walk out of the gym shower and shatter your self-worth. Prepare yourself.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33051 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:10 pm to
I know if I asked one of them to dry off, I would end up getting into a 40 min conversation about their grandson and/or that damn Obama.
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11782 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:15 pm to
never been a fan of public bathrooms/lockers

it is scary how many men can not shoot into a urinal and must form a piss puddle on the ground

you could just go to the gym in your gym clothes and leave in your gym clothes.

you could shower in your own home and frick your girl in the shower afterwards...this seems to work well for me.

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179042 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:18 pm to
is it gay to want to fluffinate your dick before you go full nude in front of dudes.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33051 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:20 pm to
I go right after work. I have no problem changing or being in the locker room at all. It's just the death trap puddles everywhere.
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11782 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:22 pm to
no, its just presenting who doesnt want to look their best. it would be like trying to wrestle without greasing up...you need that glow.

my brother wears one of those hammocks to rock his junk forward for a better bulge for his gym gear.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

saggy balled


Ok, I can understand noticing low hanging fruit

quote:

flat assed old guys


But you check out their arse as they walk by and even judge it?



Gay!
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105316 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:35 pm to
When you've fought off the Chicom hordes around the Chosin Reservoir, you give zero fricks about such as locker room nekkidness.
Posted by Enadious
formerly B5Lurker City of Central
Member since Aug 2004
18639 posts
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Please consider this humble request.


Change my diaper and hand me a beer...then, get off my lawn!
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
63526 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 11:31 am to
Posted by seeinspots
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2014
1101 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 11:39 am to
I quit going to the Y for that very reason. Old dudes would sit bare-assed on the wooden benches back then. And the locker room, as such, always stunk of arse.
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5174 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 12:00 pm to
well they're old and don't give a frick what you guys think

it's pretty simple, they aint changing...
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 12:08 pm to
I haven't really been using my gym to lift in about 6 months. What I have been doing is using the lap pool. It is 10 times worse if you regularly use the pool/hot tub/sauna area. For the most part it makes me laugh inside. Sometimes it's just plain creepy.

My favorite is a few months back, this 65 year old guy actually has the decency to wrap his towel around himself as he walks from the shower to the lockers. Except, he does it Winnie the Pooh style. Towel is covering his nips, but his junk is just hanging out .
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29831 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 12:12 pm to
Now that is the definition of an alpha.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33819 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 12:14 pm to
Check yourself around the ones with lots of tattoos.

Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Pics or gtfo

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