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re: An open plea to the old naked guys at the gym
Posted on 4/27/16 at 12:46 pm to KG6
Posted on 4/27/16 at 12:46 pm to KG6
I generally just try to look away from the old sausage fest. However, I have a friend that talks to the old nakeds. He asked one guy, "why are your balls so brown?" Old brown-balls didn't give a frick. It is inspiring.
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Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:06 pm to Displaced
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creating a slipnslide deathtrap through the locker aisles.
don't they sell flip flops for that?
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:08 pm to KG6
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:10 pm to daltonvol
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I have a friend that talks to the old nakeds. He asked one guy, "why are your balls so brown?" Old brown-balls didn't give a frick.
This thread is killing me. I would have shot snot out of both nostrils and choked as I gasp for air while laughing had I heard this in person.
This post was edited on 4/27/16 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:12 pm to Displaced
Solid post
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:24 pm to Cdawg
"People always want to be the buff workout stud in the gym. Not me, I aspire to be that old man that don't give a frick that my balls drag like and 17 year old hound dog. I want to be that old man. The one that will apply preparation H with not a single thought of others around. I will slowly walk within 2 feet of you nude and complain about the damn young kids not cleaning up their mess. frick it, I'll stand nude in front of the mirror and shave those 3 facial whiskers I have left. frick yeah that's who I want to be."
LOL.
You didn't mention cutting a blistering fart within 2 feet of someone and sighing, " Whew, glad that's outside and not in!"
LOL.
You didn't mention cutting a blistering fart within 2 feet of someone and sighing, " Whew, glad that's outside and not in!"Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:25 pm to Displaced
The old men give zero fricks. The older they are, the worse they flaunt their nudity. I do my best not to engage them in conversation or make eye contact. And they really love to talk. Don't have anywhere to be so they can yap it up for hours.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:30 pm to Displaced
This was a major issue with Elmwood Fitness in Harahan. You had old guys walking up and pulling the Captain Morgan because for some reason, they think you want to talk about to them while naked.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:32 pm to Displaced
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the locker room at the YMCA is your domain
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:34 pm to Displaced
Over-the-top effort to be funny (you can tell you put some thought into and took your time with it) that fails miserably.
Signed,
Old guy that doesn't frequent gyms
Signed,
Old guy that doesn't frequent gyms
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:36 pm to terriblegreen
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The old men give zero fricks.
Especially when they blowdry their nutz for 20 minutes in front of the entire locker room.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:40 pm to Displaced
Overheard this little exchange recently...
Old Guy in stall: "shite!"
Friend near locker: "What's wrong Larry?"
Old Guy in stall: "I sat on the shitter, and my balls fell in the water!"
Friend near locker: "I hate when that happens!"
Old Guy in stall: "shite!"
Friend near locker: "What's wrong Larry?"
Old Guy in stall: "I sat on the shitter, and my balls fell in the water!"
Friend near locker: "I hate when that happens!"
Posted on 4/27/16 at 1:58 pm to Displaced
I saw two naked old guys sitting in the gym hot tub with crap floating in it. Literally floating crap. If you are too old to control your bowels then stay out the hot tub!
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:07 pm to LSUfan20005
good thread Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:22 pm to MWP
I completely have no idea why anyone needs a dryer to dry anything other than their hair. And for most guys, I don't even understand that. But for some reason, there are always several guys, young and old, sitting under a dryer getting their back or balls dry. Do you whip out a hair dryer at the house as well? Or, do you just use a towel like a normal MF'er.
In regards to the naked dude's, I want to just casually say "nice dick" while walking out of the locker room loud enough for everyone to hear, but in a way that no one knows who said it. Then you'd have a bunch of really uncomfortable people trying to figure out who the meat gazer is.
In regards to the naked dude's, I want to just casually say "nice dick" while walking out of the locker room loud enough for everyone to hear, but in a way that no one knows who said it. Then you'd have a bunch of really uncomfortable people trying to figure out who the meat gazer is.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:23 pm to xxKylexx
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This was a major issue with Elmwood Fitness in Harahan. You had old guys walking up and pulling the Captain Morgan because for some reason, they think you want to talk about to them while naked.
Same at Elmwood Heritage. I walked into the sauna room after a workout and saw an older man sitting on the stoop inside the sauna.
Him: "Hey man, what's with this place and nudity?"
Me: "Uh, 'scuse me?"
Him: "Nudity! They said I needed a towel at all times in here."
Me: "I think it's a sanity thing."
Him: "frick this place."
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:25 pm to Displaced
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I just about busted my arse in your snail trail of ball soup
I have never heard that before, pretty creative thought.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:28 pm to Displaced
Had a naked old guy, probably 75 years old, lay a towel on the ground in the center of the crowded sauna at the Nashville YMCA and start doing sit-ups.
I had headphones in and just shut my eyes. It was scarring
I had headphones in and just shut my eyes. It was scarring
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:38 pm to TheCaterpillar
We have one that puts on so much icy hot that it burns your nose.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 2:39 pm to ThrobJohnson69
Now that's just fricked up. I would have said something.
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