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An open plea to the old naked guys at the gym
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:50 pm
Dear saggy balled, flat assed old guys,
I get it. The gym locker room is your place. Whether you are trying to escape your wife of 40 years or just looking for some good ole male bonding while blow-drying your sack, the locker room at the YMCA is your domain. I only come to you with one simple request.
I know how you love to sit in the whirlpool for an entire afternoon and I don't even find it too odd that you, the naked guy who was walking around when I got to the gym, are still there 75 minutes later as I'm leaving..... Still naked. Yes, the sauna and steam rooms are great assets, but please, for the love of God, dry your arse off before walking around naked all over the tile/linoleum locker room floors.
I just about busted my arse in your snail trail of ball soup that you left while walking your figure 8 around the locker room l, hoping someone makes eye contact with you so you can initiate small talk that you can only have naked.
Please consider this humble request.
Sincerely,
Young male and likely you have n 40 years
I get it. The gym locker room is your place. Whether you are trying to escape your wife of 40 years or just looking for some good ole male bonding while blow-drying your sack, the locker room at the YMCA is your domain. I only come to you with one simple request.
I know how you love to sit in the whirlpool for an entire afternoon and I don't even find it too odd that you, the naked guy who was walking around when I got to the gym, are still there 75 minutes later as I'm leaving..... Still naked. Yes, the sauna and steam rooms are great assets, but please, for the love of God, dry your arse off before walking around naked all over the tile/linoleum locker room floors.
I just about busted my arse in your snail trail of ball soup that you left while walking your figure 8 around the locker room l, hoping someone makes eye contact with you so you can initiate small talk that you can only have naked.
Please consider this humble request.
Sincerely,
Young male and likely you have n 40 years
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Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:52 pm to Displaced
Pics or gtfo.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:52 pm to Displaced
the younger ones are still cool right?
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:52 pm to Displaced
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:53 pm to Displaced
quote:
just about busted my arse in your snail trail of ball soup
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:53 pm to Displaced
quote:
I just about busted my arse in your snail trail of ball soup that you left while walking your figure 8 around the locker room
How many stitches did your rectum receive?
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:53 pm to Displaced
PJ thread
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:54 pm to Displaced
they do dry themselves off just not right out of the shower, they need to walk to the blow dryers in order to blow the musk of ballsack around the room with high heat
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:54 pm to Displaced
Those old guys are going alpha in the locker room. Daring the young bucks to tell them to put some clothes on. And you came on a message board to complain. Beta move.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:55 pm to Displaced
Me when I walk into the locker room and see all the naked geriatrics standing around with one foot up on the benches:
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:56 pm to Maverick01
This is hilarious. Good stuff
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:56 pm to Displaced
Eh, you're dumb, the real atrocity is let's say there are 5 rows of lockers all allowing privacy. Why do dudes come to the only row being used, and set up shop. I am drying off, just out the shower, and you decide, yup, this is the row I need to be in.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:56 pm to Displaced
quote:there's your problem
YMCA
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:58 pm to Displaced
People always want to be the buff workout stud in the gym. Not me, I aspire to be that old man that don't give a frick that my balls drag like and 17 year old hound dog. I want to be that old man. The one that will apply preparation H with not a single thought of others around. I will slowly walk within 2 feet of you nude and complain about the damn young kids not cleaning up their mess. frick it, I'll stand nude in front of the mirror and shave those 3 facial whiskers I have left. frick yeah that's who I want to be.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:59 pm to NWLA Tiguh12
The old balls at my club are relentless
Posted on 4/26/16 at 3:59 pm to AbitaFan08
As I stated, I have no problem with them being naked. I get naked in the locker room, albeit only to change clothes. My issue is them walking around soaking wet and creating a slipnslide deathtrap through the locker aisles.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:01 pm to Displaced
Maybe get nekkid and be one of them. I bet they'll be more accepting of you and you of them.
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:02 pm to Displaced
quote:
Dear saggy balled, flat assed old guys,
What kind of men do you prefer to look at?
Posted on 4/26/16 at 4:02 pm to Displaced
I remember my first day at gym
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