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re: Admit something horrible
Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:01 pm to X123F45
Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:01 pm to X123F45
I’ll post this one for my wife.
She likes to watch people run at cross walks. She will drive and break hard at cross walks just to wave people by so they will run across. I assume it’s a low key power trip but my god, she cackles like she just got a princess to eat a bite of her poison apple.
She likes to watch people run at cross walks. She will drive and break hard at cross walks just to wave people by so they will run across. I assume it’s a low key power trip but my god, she cackles like she just got a princess to eat a bite of her poison apple.
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Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:02 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
quote:Grammarly suggests you chose the wrong form of a compound word, college boy.
Nothing. I am an amazing, ground breaking, completely perfect person.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:13 pm to X123F45
When I was in college, a prof gave me a D in a class and said I didn’t turn in every assignment. My friend had his binder with each graded assignment. I treated him to lunch so I could borrow his binder. I put white out over his answers and the professor’s red pen and photocopied the worksheets. I tested out a couple of copiers at Kinkos to make sure the typed ink didn’t differ from the original copy. Then, I filled out the answers, leaving one or two incorrect. I forged her writing when I wrote in her grade.
I started with about 6 copies of three different assignments that I was supposedly missing. I narrowed it down to the best fake. I placed the assignments in her box at school, so I could avoid a face to face encounter. She emailed me and said she “believed the writing on the assignments to be questionable”. I doubled down, emailed her back, and said that I would hate to take this matter to the dean of the department.
The dean‘s wife disappeared a year prior. To my knowledge, no body was ever found. Word in the halls was that he was sleeping with t he professor that gave me a D. In sticking to my guns, I was hoping that she wanted to avoid that situation altogether. Next thing I know, I get an email from the dean saying my grade was changed to a B.
Turns out, none of it mattered. I transferred, and that credit was one that was not accepted.
I started with about 6 copies of three different assignments that I was supposedly missing. I narrowed it down to the best fake. I placed the assignments in her box at school, so I could avoid a face to face encounter. She emailed me and said she “believed the writing on the assignments to be questionable”. I doubled down, emailed her back, and said that I would hate to take this matter to the dean of the department.
The dean‘s wife disappeared a year prior. To my knowledge, no body was ever found. Word in the halls was that he was sleeping with t he professor that gave me a D. In sticking to my guns, I was hoping that she wanted to avoid that situation altogether. Next thing I know, I get an email from the dean saying my grade was changed to a B.
Turns out, none of it mattered. I transferred, and that credit was one that was not accepted.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:15 pm to TigerBlood62
Horrible would be some who claim to be women DO have penisis and you can't say it's not normal or you're phobic.
That's a horrid truth
That's a horrid truth
Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:17 pm to X123F45
I lied to join the Army. 
Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:18 pm to X123F45
Sometimes I scratch my butt and then sniff it
Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:28 pm to X123F45
I slept with my friends girlfriend at the time who was a Columbian goddess...best pussy I ever had
Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:30 pm to X123F45
One time in the movie theater I got this fake puke and hung over the balcony and make these noises like ughhh ughhhh blahhhhh and dropped it on the people below and everyone started getting all sick and throwing up all over each other it was horrible
Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:44 pm to deltaland
quote:
One time in the movie theater I got this fake puke and hung over the balcony and make these noises like ughhh ughhhh blahhhhh and dropped it on the people below and everyone started getting all sick and throwing up all over each other it was horrible
Hand in a blender?
Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:49 pm to Indfanfromcol
quote:
but my god, she cackles like she just got a princess to eat a bite of her poison apple.
I'd be sleeping with one eye open around someone like that.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 9:49 pm to biglego
There used to be this dirty lady and her son or husband that we always saw around town.
We called the Lady Roach lady as her car had roaches crawling all over it and they were just odd.
One day we saw their car parked at Delchamps and followed them home.
After getting their address we decided to prank them.
We had a wild friend who had bad ADD we used to get him to do dumb shite like poop on people's cars we didn't like.
We got said Friend to take a can of black spray paint that we relabled as Roach spray and go and act like a sales man and sell it to them.
It worked. Next day we drove by and there was spray paint on their car. I guess it took them a while to figure it wasn't paint.
We then took the wheelchair they had out front like a lawn chair and pulled it behind the 5.0 we were in with friend in it.
A few days later in crime reports a stolen wheelchair worth $600 was reported.
So we returned it in the middle of the night.
The man confronted my friend who then picked up a damn bowling ball that was in the front yard and yelled "Strike" and threw it through their front door.
We never messed with them again and I was just the guy in the back seat but I always felt bad.
They were just dirty hoarders with mental illness and we were punk arse teenagers.
The worst thing I ever personally did.
A friend put a "gay pride" sticker on my new car and I drove with it for two days. Pissed off I took one off his cigarettes and emptied it out. I took a bottle rocket and broke the stick and exolosive tip off then repacked it and put it back in the pack.
About four hours later we are sitting outside talking. All of the sudden you hear the woosh of a bottle rocket. My friend gets up screaming with smoke coming out his mouth. He was spitting up blood. Pissed off. So I said "that motherfricker Mole was playing with your cigarettes".(mole was the neighborhood dealer, much older than everyone else and I knew he wouldn't confront him. Mole used to bully Jeff in high school. So it was an obvious choice )(I'm 8 years younger than them)
So til this fricking day my friend brings up that time Mole put a firework in his mouth and how much an a-hole he was.
We called the Lady Roach lady as her car had roaches crawling all over it and they were just odd.
One day we saw their car parked at Delchamps and followed them home.
After getting their address we decided to prank them.
We had a wild friend who had bad ADD we used to get him to do dumb shite like poop on people's cars we didn't like.
We got said Friend to take a can of black spray paint that we relabled as Roach spray and go and act like a sales man and sell it to them.
It worked. Next day we drove by and there was spray paint on their car. I guess it took them a while to figure it wasn't paint.
We then took the wheelchair they had out front like a lawn chair and pulled it behind the 5.0 we were in with friend in it.
A few days later in crime reports a stolen wheelchair worth $600 was reported.
So we returned it in the middle of the night.
The man confronted my friend who then picked up a damn bowling ball that was in the front yard and yelled "Strike" and threw it through their front door.
We never messed with them again and I was just the guy in the back seat but I always felt bad.
They were just dirty hoarders with mental illness and we were punk arse teenagers.
The worst thing I ever personally did.
A friend put a "gay pride" sticker on my new car and I drove with it for two days. Pissed off I took one off his cigarettes and emptied it out. I took a bottle rocket and broke the stick and exolosive tip off then repacked it and put it back in the pack.
About four hours later we are sitting outside talking. All of the sudden you hear the woosh of a bottle rocket. My friend gets up screaming with smoke coming out his mouth. He was spitting up blood. Pissed off. So I said "that motherfricker Mole was playing with your cigarettes".(mole was the neighborhood dealer, much older than everyone else and I knew he wouldn't confront him. Mole used to bully Jeff in high school. So it was an obvious choice )(I'm 8 years younger than them)
So til this fricking day my friend brings up that time Mole put a firework in his mouth and how much an a-hole he was.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 10:01 pm to X123F45
Years ago when I was in middle school and living at Fort Stewart there was a dependa dad whose wife was one of my old man's soldiers.
My friend and I taught their four year old son all kinds of colorful words. It got so bad the boy kept telling everyone "leggo my butthole daddy leggo my butthole".
eta: In my defense dependa dad was kinda creepy always wanting to play nintendo with us and had a stack of playboys in the bathroom. Sooo, maybe it was karma.
Yes, I have gone to confession for that.
My friend and I taught their four year old son all kinds of colorful words. It got so bad the boy kept telling everyone "leggo my butthole daddy leggo my butthole".
eta: In my defense dependa dad was kinda creepy always wanting to play nintendo with us and had a stack of playboys in the bathroom. Sooo, maybe it was karma.
Yes, I have gone to confession for that.
This post was edited on 12/14/22 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 12/14/22 at 10:22 pm to HoustonChick86
quote:
After reading the execution thread, I don't think people set to die should get a last meal. frick em.
I think more people should be executed.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 10:58 pm to Indfanfromcol
quote:
watch people run at cross walks
They're just being considerate of others. Your wife is a bitch.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 11:05 pm to Water
Waiting for my mother to croak for the same reasons.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 11:19 pm to Indfanfromcol
I put a penny on the railroad track and got caught by the conductor.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 11:25 pm to X123F45
My meats... I used preservatives.
Posted on 12/14/22 at 11:27 pm to Armymann50
quote:It wasn’t to this question like in “Stripes”?
I lied to join the Army.
And remember Harold Ramus’ answer-
Posted on 12/14/22 at 11:29 pm to Napoleon
quote:
So til this fricking day my friend brings up that time Mole put a firework in his mouth and how much an a-hole he was
Mother fricker I knew it was you!
Posted on 12/14/22 at 11:32 pm to tketaco
quote:
I don't give a shite about the Haka Dance and think it is stupid.
That’s interesting because it’s such a marginalized thing. I maybe literally see it like once or possibly twice a year and I don’t give it any further thought whatsoever.
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