re: A Solid Obituary

I'll drop a $20 at the bar next to the office for someone random.

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Do people usually write their own obituary?

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Those who know they are dying and the days are short do. It's one of the liberating things about getting the death notice before you actually get the death

This guy understood that we aren't here for a long time, just a good time.

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Terry died knowing that The Blues Brothers was the best movie ever, (young) Clint Eastwood was the baddest-arse man on the planet, and hot sauce can be added to absolutely any food.

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He is preceded in death by his parents Paul and Bernice Ward, daughter Laura Pistello, grandson Vincent Pistello, a 1972 Rambler and a hip.

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This is a great line, but burying your grandson and daughter is pretty rough. Looks like his daughter passed away in 2015 and his grandson in 2001.

While traversing the Oregon trail you come upon a man camping. He introduces himself as Terry. "Terry?" You say, "that's a girls name." He pulls out a gun and shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

RIP Terry

What is dead may never die.