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A daughter faints and the father assumes she is dead. She comes alive at funeral!!

Posted on 10/12/26 at 12:50 pm
Posted by Timeoday
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Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 12:50 pm to
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A daughter faints and the father assumes she is dead.

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Posted by lsuwins3
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 12:51 pm to
Knew it was a foreign country.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
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Posted by Ryan3232
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 12:52 pm to
A funeral with casket 8 hours after someone faints. I'm not from Guatemala or know how they roll over there, but this seems a little BS.
Posted by saturday
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 12:52 pm to
They don't waste any time in Guatemala.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 12:52 pm to
how old do you have to be to believe this?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:01 pm to
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Guatemala
Spanish for “Quickest Funerals”
Posted by heypaul
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:07 pm to
So he had a coffin just waiting to put somebody in?
Posted by PJinAtl
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:08 pm to
Thankfully they didn't take her to an undertaker and have her embalmed.
Posted by EdgarAllenHoe
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:08 pm to
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She comes alive at funeral!!


I would have fainted.
Posted by Honkus
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:10 pm to
falso y gay
Posted by hoopde
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:12 pm to
It's a miracle.
Posted by Tigersforthee
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:45 pm to
We need more of those clueless ####ers here.
Posted by Timeoday
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:46 pm to
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So he had a coffin just waiting to put somebody in?


What kind of resale value does a used coffin have, especially one in which the "dead" came back to life?
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:53 pm to
How did I know it was Guatemala? When I lived in Central America, there were at least 2-3 of these every year.
Posted by ronricks
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:54 pm to
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how old do you have to be to believe this?

Just a Boomer.
Posted by Timeoday
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:55 pm to
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How did I know it was Guatemala? When I lived in Central America, there were at least 2-3 of these every year.


Well, I did not know it but that is a very long time to be passed out unless coffins are in extreme abundance and on all street corners.
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 1:57 pm to
Please don't let this dude ever be in charge of nap time
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 10/12/26 at 2:14 pm to
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How did I know it was Guatemala? When I lived in Central America, there were at least 2-3 of these every year.

Imagine how many people die buried alive there.
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