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re: 900-pound Virginia man to be transported to court.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:26 pm to JackieTreehorn
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:26 pm to JackieTreehorn
Hope we get a live stream.
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:16 pm to ChewyDante
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didn't even think it possible for a human being to be 900 lbs.
Let me introduce you to Jon Brower Minnoch, heaviest man ever, over 1,400 pounds (probably the only person to ever hit triple digits in the English system: 100 stone):
I’m actually surprised that he lived all the way to 41.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:36 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Holy shite that’s not a person, that’s a planet.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 2:54 am to northshorebamaman
quote:clutch gif usage in this thread
northshorebamaman
Posted on 5/14/19 at 3:08 am to JackieTreehorn
How can you be 900 pounds, doing cocaine, and your heart still works 
Posted on 5/14/19 at 3:35 am to Lago Gato
Anything over 400 pounds and you should be either clipped or euthanized. And that's plenty of leeway for the fatties.
Problem is, America incentivizes being fat to an extent. With a different number of welfare programs, our dumbass government will actually pay for someone to be that fat. It's stupid.
Problem is, America incentivizes being fat to an extent. With a different number of welfare programs, our dumbass government will actually pay for someone to be that fat. It's stupid.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:20 am to East Coast Band
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and force 2 other prisoners to sit next to him for the entire duration of the flight.
The Constitution has protections against cruel and unusual punishment.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:22 am to JackieTreehorn
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Court said his dignity needs to be protected. lol
At 900 lbs we are way passed that
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How the frick do you get to 900 lbs while doing cocaine?
This post was edited on 5/14/19 at 6:23 am
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:47 am to JackieTreehorn
He should have used it. 
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:49 am to JackieTreehorn
I keep wanting to read this as, "900-pound Virgin man..."
And I don't know what to think about how that makes me feel?
Either way, 900 pounds is fat AF. Like, "consulting with an industrial engineer, " fat.
And I don't know what to think about how that makes me feel?
Either way, 900 pounds is fat AF. Like, "consulting with an industrial engineer, " fat.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:51 am to Bigbee Hills
Why not just do house arrest? Dude ain't going anywhere.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:53 am to JackieTreehorn
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Holy shite that’s not a person, that’s a planet.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:56 am to Bestbank Tiger
Oh no doubt. It'll take a sea world crew to move him if he's to make a mad dash for the border.
Will be obvious and draw attention, I'm sure of it.
Will be obvious and draw attention, I'm sure of it.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 7:13 am to JackieTreehorn
Well, if there’s a silver lining to weighing 900 lb, he won’t be able to feel the prison rapes.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 7:25 am to JackieTreehorn
Dudes already living a life sentence he’ll never escape. Why add torture and public humiliation?
Posted on 5/14/19 at 7:31 am to JackieTreehorn
I would eat a blunderbuss round before having to be cut out of my home.
But then again, you can't have any shame to get up to 9 bills in the first place.
But then again, you can't have any shame to get up to 9 bills in the first place.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 8:01 am to JackieTreehorn
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900-pound Virginia man
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Court said his dignity needs to be protected
What dignity? Just let him die.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 8:03 am to JackieTreehorn
They should just sentence him to "continue on about his life - just stop selling coke" because he already gave himself the death penalty years ago. Save everyone a lot of money.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 8:40 am to JackieTreehorn
i think a hockey team should take a chance on this guy to be their goalie. Just plop his big arse in front of the goal, and Im sure he would take up the whole thing. He's basically a sure fire hall of famer.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 8:47 am to BowlJackson
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How can you be 900 pounds, doing cocaine, and your heart still works
Wild guess that it was powdered sugar he was snorting.
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