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900-pound Virginia man to be transported to court.

Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:47 pm
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29115 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:47 pm
Court said his dignity needs to be protected. lol

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In order to transport a 900-pound Virginia man to court, a federal judge has approved a plan that could involve cutting out a wall of the man’s home.

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Kenneth Hicks, 48, from Emporia, is scheduled to plead guilty in a cocaine conspiracy case on Monday.

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The plan will have officials and medical personnel assess any medical issues Hicks may have and, depending on his weight, he could be carried out of his dwelling -- attached to the rear of a mobile home -- on a stretcher.



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Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35501 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:48 pm to
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900-pound Virginia man
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cocaine conspiracy
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23494 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:48 pm to
Thick crowd here will be excited
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5346 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:48 pm to
900 pound dude with a cocaine charge.... he definitely didn't use his own stuff....
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66953 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:49 pm to
Didn’t get high on his own supply
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15816 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:50 pm to
That fricking trailer is sitting on flats with behemoth rolling around in there.
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
3409 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:52 pm to
He going cost a fortune to keep locked up... imagine how many customers just walked away with the drugs...
Posted by HarveyBanger
Member since Mar 2018
1102 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:52 pm to
Can’t go to jail if they can’t get you through the gate
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67941 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:53 pm to
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35501 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:53 pm to
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Can’t go to jail if they can’t get you through the gate
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5346 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:55 pm to
I figure putting the guy on a strict 1200 calorie diet would be worse than jail for him.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62817 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:56 pm to
It would be better to fly him there.
In coach class, middle seat, and force 2 other prisoners to sit next to him for the entire duration of the flight.
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
16923 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:57 pm to
I didn't even think it possible for a human being to be 900 lbs.
Posted by SD Tider
San Diego
Member since May 2019
2500 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:00 pm to
Would suck to be his cell mate. You get 6x8 ft and he takes up half of it.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5346 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:00 pm to
I think there was a guy who was 1200 or so pounds in Mexico a few years ago.
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5746 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by Puffoluffagus
Savannah, GA
Member since Feb 2009
6105 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:06 pm to
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Hicks will be arrested and taken to a secure medical facility, according to the outlet.


Oh lord. Maybe I'll run into him.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
4978 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:15 pm to
Sounds like a flight I took recently. Then fatty fell asleep and it sounded like a busted chain saw. Miserable 90 minutes.
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2018 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:19 pm to
Ive seen many people over 800 lbs . Think about how heavy that is . If they can walk it still is s logistic nightmare to get from one location to another. This one guy, we had in ICU we had to call for everyone when we had to turn him to assess . Very sad . The doc said he eats over 15000 calories a day easy just to maintain that weight .He was in the ICU like 5-6 months . I called him bean bag . Really nice guy .
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
9961 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:24 pm to
Obviously he’s pushing that half ton milestone. Wants bragging rights for being heavier than a Kia
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