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re: 7 foot, 400+ lbs. lineman

Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by Festus
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Member since Nov 2009
86142 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:23 pm to
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Of course there are exceptions

You said impossible, you lying sack of sh*t.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:26 pm to
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You said impossible, you lying sack of sh*t.




There's never been an NFL player 7' and worth any amount of shite. Only 1 7'er ever and he didn't do shite for 8 games career.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:28 pm to
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You said impossible, you lying sack of sh*t.


I said "almost" impossible. Nice try, though.
Posted by Festus
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86142 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:43 pm to
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I said "almost" impossible. Nice try, though.

quote:

This post was edited on 9/24 at 2:28 pm



Trust me, I read it 4 or 5 times to make sure you said "impossible".

ETA: I quoted you on it, you dumb, lying sack of sh*t!
This post was edited on 9/24/15 at 2:47 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:44 pm to
whats the old proverb?

Look like Tarzan, Play like Jane
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22548 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:44 pm to
I could take him.
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2056 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:46 pm to
It doesn't matter how much leverage you get on him, 400lbs is still a ton of weight to move.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11080 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:46 pm to
LF would flatten him. #boogernation
Posted by The Hurricane
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Member since Aug 2011
10603 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:49 pm to
Will look great on the WWE roster in 2024.
Posted by X123F45
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Member since Apr 2015
30048 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:51 pm to
Ol baw needs to cut down to 300ish and he'd gain some serious speed.

I'm in my late 20s and he's got at least 150lbs and 12 inches of height on me. Put a 150lb weight vest on me and I'm still faster/stronger.

He seriously needs to take up swimming and work with a track coach for the rest of his high school career. Guys his size cut down to a decent weight have the potential to be peerless... Ability is wasted because of weight.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:53 pm to
I'd hate to have to cook and feed him.
Posted by X123F45
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Member since Apr 2015
30048 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 2:55 pm to
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I'd hate to have to cook and feed him.


My biggest jambalaya pot couldn't hold him.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Member since Dec 2006
96270 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 3:24 pm to
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ETA: I quoted you on it, you dumb, lying sack of sh*t!


No you didn't. You edited to make me look bad. I edited to correct a grammatical mistake I made.



:comeatmebro:
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
11403 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 3:29 pm to
He should lose weight and play basketball
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
5010 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 3:30 pm to
He needs Moffitt!
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
60296 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 3:50 pm to
He needs to show up on the front row of a WWE event. Vinny Mac would get him whipped into shape and he'd earn a metric frickton of cash in the process.
Posted by cleeveclever
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Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:01 pm to
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Will look great on the WWE roster in 2024.


Came to say this.

He won't amount to much beyond high school football but he'll be wrestling shortly after his football days are over due to knee injuries.

Posted by NoFlexZone
Member since Sep 2015
429 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:05 pm to
He had to be of German ancestry.
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
5233 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 4:35 pm to
He looks super slow and unathletic in the video. Much smaller o-line are slowing him down when you should just being trucking through the line. He'd have to drop weight and get a lot quicker to compete at a high level of college fb!
Posted by AudubonEagle
Member since Feb 2015
80 posts
Posted on 9/24/15 at 6:47 pm to
There was a guy this size that played for Capitol High in the early 90s. I had to block him and he was a joke. He couldn't get in or out of his stance. So, size doesn't mean everything. I think he ended up playing basketball at Oklahoma St.
This post was edited on 9/24/15 at 6:53 pm
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