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re: 3 students feed home ec teacher semen frosting

Posted on 12/13/16 at 7:33 am to
Posted by someLSUdoosh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2016
893 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 7:33 am to
quote:

police were hoping to arrest the boys on suspicion of a felony, the official said. Nebraska has some laws that criminalize acts such as spitting on a police officer.

But after consulting with prosecutors, police could find no state law that governs such behavior, the official said. Assault didn’t fit because it has to involve bodily injury.





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There are so many laws, but they don't have one against that?


Of all the shite they come up with I wonder how they missed this one.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69635 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 7:36 am to
You post some weird fricking threads dude.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 7:40 am to
quote:

Ultimately it's just cells like everything else we eat.
Then you shouldn't mind if I shite directly into your mouth.

Just cells, bro.
Posted by Guava Jelly
Bawston
Member since Jul 2009
11960 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 7:42 am to
More like home ICK, amirite?
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 7:51 am to
I mean, what was the ration of semen to frosting? If it was 3 loads of cum to 1 tablespoon of frosting it must have been pretty runny.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 7:57 am to
I dated a girl who SWORE she could tell if I'd been eating garlic after a knob-slobber.

Relevant?
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Then you shouldn't mind if I shite directly into your mouth.

Just cells, bro.


Yeah, but it still tastes like shite.
Posted by yoga girl
Member since Dec 2015
3691 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:20 am to
Isn't it a federal crime to adulterate food?
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
2653 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:38 am to
WTF is wrong with these kids??
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:51 am to
So the teacher recognized the taste
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46661 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:53 am to
I expected more Aggies in this thread
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31590 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:55 am to
I just want to know where were these teachers when I was a kid?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64638 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 10:59 am to
Wow wtf, that might be funny to think about but seriously messed up to do in reality.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64638 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:06 am to
quote:

I dated a girl who SWORE she could tell if I'd been eating garlic after a knob-slobber


Sounds like your dick was one of many IMO.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37016 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:20 am to
Sounds like they are training for the aggie corps.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:25 am to
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Obviously the boys didn't rat on themselves. So i wonder how that teacher knew what semen tasted like


You've obviously never partied with any teachers. The ones I knew in Nola were wild as hell.
Posted by MikeyFL
Member since Sep 2010
10366 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:30 am to
Amateurs. Ask Cam Newton. You need to mix it in juice and hand it to a sideline reporter.

This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 1:05 pm
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:35 am to
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Is it bad that I find that hilarious?


Not at all. I'm LOL at my desk. I like to remind the OT a few times a year that if you at the Mr Gattis Buffet in Winter 94... Yea.

This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 12:52 pm
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 11:40 am to
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 9:03 pm to
I'm guessing it was Mary since her photo isn't on there.
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