re: 3 students feed home ec teacher semen frosting

Posted by Upperdecker

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 5:38 am to DavidTheGnome

But did she swallow?

Posted by tidalmouse

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 5:44 am to DavidTheGnome

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Doing a quality-control check, the teacher, a female, tasted one of the turnovers and noticed something amiss.

quote:
Omaha police were called — and officers seized each boy’s frosting container

I agree that it should be more than a misdemeanor Disturbing the Peace.Just because there isn't a specific law that addresses feeding someone your cum,it should be a serious thing.

It's imho a Sexual Crime.They're Juvenal Sex Offenders.

This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 6:10 am

Posted by KG6

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 5:47 am to mauser

That's damned near sexual assault if you ask me. It's one of those things that you can maybe see someone thinking is funny in concept, but absolutely not funny to actually do it.

Posted by PowerTool

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 5:59 am to tidalmouse

Posted by DownSouthCrawfish

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 6:36 am to DavidTheGnome

Clearly this wasn't the teacher's first encounter with jizz tasting.

Posted by Pecker

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 6:37 am to DavidTheGnome

Before I decide how I feel about this, I need to know the race of the students and teacher.

Posted by cssamerican

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 6:37 am to StrongBackWeakMind

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Think if that were your wife or mother

I would be doing time for giving them a beating they would never forget. How does this not end in jail time for sexual battery?

Posted by LSU0358

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 6:40 am to cssamerican

Yep, this is a Class A example of needing to be beaten to a bloody pulp.

Posted by Sidicous

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 6:54 am to Pecker

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Before I decide how I feel about this, I need to know the race of the students and teacher.

It's Omaha, that's Nebraska, in December. There's not a lot of racial diversity there so you get 3 guesses and the 1st 4 times you guess Caucasian don't count.

Posted by soccerfüt

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 6:55 am to DavidTheGnome

Now I can't watch this scene without cringing.

Thanks, Omaha.

Posted by colorchangintiger

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 6:57 am to StrongBackWeakMind

Ultimately it's just cells like everything else we eat.

Posted by Bmath

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 6:58 am to tigerpimpbot

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There are so many laws, but they don't have one against that?

One would think this could be considered a form of sexual assault.

Posted by kywildcatfanone

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 7:00 am to VolInBavaria

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Is it bad that I find that hilarious?

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Tennessee Fan

More sad than anything

Posted by CoachDon

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 7:17 am to DavidTheGnome

Like the Van Wilder custard filling gag...LMAO

Posted by 19

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Posted on 12/13/16 at 7:23 am to DavidTheGnome

Johnny's Pizza called that "original recipe" back in the 80s.

True story.

ETA: and anyone would ordered a "Big O" from Fast Track got what they deserved.

This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 7:26 am