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re: Zack Morris is a little prick
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:39 pm to Antonio Moss
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:39 pm to Antonio Moss
kelly ended up costing zack in college by being a nun with johnny walters
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Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:43 pm to Hulk Hogan
Whatever, don't hate the man. You can't expect him to sulk in a corner for 4 years when he didn't get to go steady with Kelly. Besides, Kelly won him at the date auction, so I'm sure he got a little piece of the prize at some point.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:56 pm to BilJ
quote:We're not gonna talk about that horrible incarnation of the characters. Whoever that motherfricker was in the College Years, that wasn't Zack. The psycho obsessed stalker who was tryin to play "cap'n save-a-ho" w/ Kelly? frick that.
kelly ended up costing zack in college by being a nun with johnny walters
Kelly was a dim-witted slut in TCY, bangin the creepy professor, workin at that cheesy Hooter's rip-off, acting boy-crazy. She's the typical story of a girl who had ho tendencies in high school going full-blown skank when she gets to college. The one guy she could've boned that could've benefited Zack, Johnny Walters, was the only dude in the damn state she didn't frick (besides Screech, of course.)
A playa like the Zack we knew from Bayside would've known to move on, let everybody else pass around his sloppy seconds and focus on that hot blonde, rich, intelligent roommate w/ the trust fund.
I don't know who that guy in TCY was, but it damn sure wasn't our hero, Zack.
Oh, and I'm late chiming in to this thread but the OP FAILS! Slater was and always will be an opportunistic douche w/ an awful mullet. He had no backbone, always relying on Zack to bail him out of shite. Slater didn't even have the balls to tell his own dad he didn't wanna go to west point and wanted to wrestle at Iowa instead. So he gets Zack to do his dirty work and do his interview for him. Slater could've easily gone into that interview w/ the congressman and threw it away himself if he didn't have the guts to be honest w/ his dad. His bitch arse couldn't even do that!
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:11 pm to foreverLSU
Slater didn't even whip Eric The Evil Stepbrothers arse when he was blackmailing Jessie w/ their sex tape.
What a poooon!
What a poooon!
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:12 pm to foreverLSU
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Zack's jeans were way too tight, he always had the male equivalent of a camel toe.
It just keeps you coming back for more.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:14 pm to LSUballs
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Slater didn't even whip Eric The Evil Stepbrothers arse when he was blackmailing Jessie w/ their sex tape.
Zack didn't kick his arse either when Eric had the vid of Zack skipping class to go to the Dodgers game.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:17 pm to Jamohn
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We're not gonna talk about that horrible incarnation of the characters. Whoever that motherfricker was in the College Years, that wasn't Zack. The psycho obsessed stalker who was tryin to play "cap'n save-a-ho" w/ Kelly? frick that.
Kelly was a dim-witted slut in TCY, bangin the creepy professor, workin at that cheesy Hooter's rip-off, acting boy-crazy. She's the typical story of a girl who had ho tendencies in high school going full-blown skank when she gets to college. The one guy she could've boned that could've benefited Zack, Johnny Walters, was the only dude in the damn state she didn't frick (besides Screech, of course.)
A playa like the Zack we knew from Bayside would've known to move on, let everybody else pass around his sloppy seconds and focus on that hot blonde, rich, intelligent roommate w/ the trust fund.
I don't know who that guy in TCY was, but it damn sure wasn't our hero, Zack.
Oh, and I'm late chiming in to this thread but the OP FAILS! Slater was and always will be an opportunistic douche w/ an awful mullet. He had no backbone, always relying on Zack to bail him out of shite. Slater didn't even have the balls to tell his own dad he didn't wanna go to west point and wanted to wrestle at Iowa instead. So he gets Zack to do his dirty work and do his interview for him. Slater could've easily gone into that interview w/ the congressman and threw it away himself if he didn't have the guts to be honest w/ his dad. His bitch arse couldn't even do that!
Fair assessment.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:20 pm to foreverLSU
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Zack didn't kick his arse either when Eric had the vid of Zack skipping class to go to the Dodgers game.
Rarely did Zack have to stoop to fisticuffs. He operated on a much higher level. Slater, on the other hand, only attributes were his 16" biceps and his supposed toughness. Which we all know was a farce when he bitched out to Eric.
Hell, had they not be broken up I think Zack would have rolled Slater up that one time.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:21 pm to LSUballs
Zack Morris 
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:24 pm to foreverLSU
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Bottom line= AC Slater > Zach Morris
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:25 pm to LSUballs
what became of the brother anyway? he decides to move in and then BAM he's gone
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:27 pm to LSUballs
Screech would have thrown a few open handed slaps Slater's way had Zack and Slater gotten in a fight.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:28 pm to tduecen
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Screech would have thrown a few open handed slaps Slater's way had Zack and Slater gotten in a fight.
they did fight
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:28 pm to BilJ
Probably sent off to one of those bad-kid boot camps by Maury Povich or Ricki Lake where he learned to carpentry and got anally raped 16 times a month.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:29 pm to Jamohn
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Probably sent off to one of those bad-kid boot camps by Maury Povich or Ricki Lake where he learned to carpentry and got anally raped 16 times a month.
That's what I always figured happened to that dude.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:30 pm to Mouth
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they did fight
That was a scuffle
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:35 pm to tduecen
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That was a scuffle
One had a black eye and the other a busted lip. I'd say that is a fight. I do find it funny that the fight was basically a tie considering AC was supposed to be such a bad arse and Zack was supposed to be a "preppy".
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:48 pm to Jamohn
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Whoever that motherfricker was in the College Years, that wasn't Zack. The psycho obsessed stalker who was tryin to play "cap'n save-a-ho" w/ Kelly?
Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved...
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:50 pm to F machine
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I'd say that is a fight. I do find it funny that the fight was basically a tie considering AC was supposed to be such a bad arse and Zack was supposed to be a "preppy".
Nobody puts preppy in a corner
Posted on 7/28/10 at 2:59 pm to Antonio Moss
Why is Vanilla Ice in this picture with A.C. Slater?
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