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re: Zack Morris is a little prick
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:30 pm to Hulk Hogan
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:30 pm to Hulk Hogan
why would they always say "we never beat valley" but they always did? I can't recall valley ever winning
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:39 pm to foreverLSU
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Bottom line= AC Slater > Zach Morris
I have to agree. Slater hooked up with Ali Landry.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:44 pm to Weaver
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I have to agree. Slater hooked up with Ali Landry.
Mario Lopez hooked up with Ali Landry, Not AC Slater
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:44 pm to LSUballs
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Would Casey Kasem have done a rockumentary on some catshit band AC Slater formed? I think not.
this is pure greatness.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:48 pm to rockchlkjayhku11
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Casey Kasem
little suzy writes in...
dear Casey,
I just got into a big fight with my best friend sarah and I feel awful about it. could you please play "friends forever" by the Zack Attack?
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:49 pm to foreverLSU
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I don't know why Slater's wardrobe is getting hated on, it was the style.
Jerry curls and acid washed tank tops have never been "the style."
You know why they can't do Saved By the Bell: The Adult Years?
Because it would be weird to see A.C. Slater in jail for pedophilia.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:51 pm to Antonio Moss
reason #1 why Zack > Slater
the 11 sec mark

the 11 sec mark
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i think he and van dam went to the same dance school
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:52 pm to Antonio Moss
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Because it would be weird to see A.C. Slater in jail for pedophilia.
Since when is Slater in need of a Chris Hansen intervention? Zack was the one flirting w/ Kelly's little sister.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:01 pm to foreverLSU
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Since when is Slater in need of a Chris Hansen intervention? Zack was the one flirting w/ Kelly's little sister.
B/c he didn’t want to hurt her feelings, Kelly gave him a tug job because he let her sister down gently
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:06 pm to foreverLSU
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Since when is Slater in need of a Chris Hansen intervention? Zack was the one flirting w/ Kelly's little sister.
Slater was creeping on anything that moved back at Bayside. He was destined to come back to Bayside and coach P.E. until he got caught smushing some emo sophomore in the equipment closet.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:09 pm to Antonio Moss
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Slater was creeping on anything that moved back at Bayside.
Zack was a way bigger creeper. He would have gone gay for Johnny Dakota if Johnny wasn't so into Kelly
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:12 pm to foreverLSU
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Johnny Dakota would have gone gay for Zack if Johnny wasn't so into Kelly
FIFY
Johnny was all over Zack's nutsack.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:23 pm to Antonio Moss
Zack got NBC to fire Johnny Dakota from the Drug commerical
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:27 pm to BilJ
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Anyway slater can't be cooler than Zack because he cried over a pet lizard.
This.
Plus AC was too pussy to tell his dad that he got a wrestling scholarship to Iowa. That kind of cowardness is no match for a blonde Tom Cruise.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:29 pm to TTownTiger
Didn't Slater also quit wrestling to bake or something?
Pussy
Pussy
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:29 pm to TTownTiger
Plus, Zack Morris would have never taken Jesse's shite for four years. He would have told that bitch to hit the skids.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:32 pm to Antonio Moss
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Plus, Zack Morris would have never taken Jesse's shite for four years. He would have told that bitch to hit the skids.
That's a moot point. Zack had Kelly, why would he even take a second look at Jesse (minus the Snow White and the Seven Dorks episode)? Slater only dated Jesse as a consolation prize for not winning the heart of Kelly. Hell, Slater didn't even take her shite. He wouldn't constantly say make sexist comments to her despite her femenist stance on everything.
ETA: Slater and Jesse were better parents to their kid Lisa than Zack and Kelly were with Screech.
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:38 pm to foreverLSU
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Slater only dated Jesse as a consolation prize for not winning the heart of Kelly.
Thats why Slater is a piece of shite.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:39 pm to foreverLSU
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Slater only dated Jesse as a consolation prize for not winning the heart of Kelly.
Even more evidence as to why Zack rocks and Slater blows. Slater couldn't get the prize because he wasn't the man Zack was, so he settled on the prize's bitchy friend.
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