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re: Zack Morris is a little prick

Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:30 pm to
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:30 pm to
why would they always say "we never beat valley" but they always did? I can't recall valley ever winning
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23079 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:31 pm to
"beat valley"
Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
28124 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:39 pm to
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Bottom line= AC Slater > Zach Morris


I have to agree. Slater hooked up with Ali Landry.
Posted by Hulk Hogan
Member since Jun 2008
2494 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:44 pm to
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I have to agree. Slater hooked up with Ali Landry.


Mario Lopez hooked up with Ali Landry, Not AC Slater
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36744 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:44 pm to
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Would Casey Kasem have done a rockumentary on some catshit band AC Slater formed? I think not.


this is pure greatness.

Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23079 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:48 pm to
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Casey Kasem


little suzy writes in...

dear Casey,

I just got into a big fight with my best friend sarah and I feel awful about it. could you please play "friends forever" by the Zack Attack?
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49394 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:49 pm to
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I don't know why Slater's wardrobe is getting hated on, it was the style.


Jerry curls and acid washed tank tops have never been "the style."






You know why they can't do Saved By the Bell: The Adult Years?

Because it would be weird to see A.C. Slater in jail for pedophilia.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23079 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:51 pm to
reason #1 why Zack > Slater

the 11 sec mark


quote:

i think he and van dam went to the same dance school


This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 12:54 pm
Posted by foreverLSU
Member since Mar 2006
17078 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:52 pm to
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Because it would be weird to see A.C. Slater in jail for pedophilia.


Since when is Slater in need of a Chris Hansen intervention? Zack was the one flirting w/ Kelly's little sister.
Posted by Hulk Hogan
Member since Jun 2008
2494 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:01 pm to
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Since when is Slater in need of a Chris Hansen intervention? Zack was the one flirting w/ Kelly's little sister.


B/c he didn’t want to hurt her feelings, Kelly gave him a tug job because he let her sister down gently
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 1:22 pm
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49394 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:06 pm to
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Since when is Slater in need of a Chris Hansen intervention? Zack was the one flirting w/ Kelly's little sister.


Slater was creeping on anything that moved back at Bayside. He was destined to come back to Bayside and coach P.E. until he got caught smushing some emo sophomore in the equipment closet.
Posted by foreverLSU
Member since Mar 2006
17078 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:09 pm to
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Slater was creeping on anything that moved back at Bayside.


Zack was a way bigger creeper. He would have gone gay for Johnny Dakota if Johnny wasn't so into Kelly
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49394 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:12 pm to
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Johnny Dakota would have gone gay for Zack if Johnny wasn't so into Kelly


FIFY

Johnny was all over Zack's nutsack.
Posted by Hulk Hogan
Member since Jun 2008
2494 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:23 pm to
Zack got NBC to fire Johnny Dakota from the Drug commerical
Posted by TTownTiger
Austin
Member since Oct 2007
5358 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:27 pm to
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Anyway slater can't be cooler than Zack because he cried over a pet lizard.

This.

Plus AC was too pussy to tell his dad that he got a wrestling scholarship to Iowa. That kind of cowardness is no match for a blonde Tom Cruise.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13418 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:29 pm to
Didn't Slater also quit wrestling to bake or something?

Pussy
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49394 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:29 pm to
Plus, Zack Morris would have never taken Jesse's shite for four years. He would have told that bitch to hit the skids.
Posted by foreverLSU
Member since Mar 2006
17078 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:32 pm to
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Plus, Zack Morris would have never taken Jesse's shite for four years. He would have told that bitch to hit the skids.


That's a moot point. Zack had Kelly, why would he even take a second look at Jesse (minus the Snow White and the Seven Dorks episode)? Slater only dated Jesse as a consolation prize for not winning the heart of Kelly. Hell, Slater didn't even take her shite. He wouldn't constantly say make sexist comments to her despite her femenist stance on everything.


ETA: Slater and Jesse were better parents to their kid Lisa than Zack and Kelly were with Screech.
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 1:33 pm
Posted by Hulk Hogan
Member since Jun 2008
2494 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:38 pm to
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Slater only dated Jesse as a consolation prize for not winning the heart of Kelly.


Thats why Slater is a piece of shite.
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49394 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 1:39 pm to
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Slater only dated Jesse as a consolation prize for not winning the heart of Kelly.


Even more evidence as to why Zack rocks and Slater blows. Slater couldn't get the prize because he wasn't the man Zack was, so he settled on the prize's bitchy friend.
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