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Zack Morris is a little prick

Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:33 am
Posted by foreverLSU
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:33 am
I never understood the love for Zack. He was constantly selling his friends down the river to get ahead (bayside school song contest), or exploiting them in attempts to make a profit (screech's secret sauce/lucky beret, Hot Sundaes). For someone so good at scheming and plotting, he was a complete moron considering he barely graduated high school. He didn't posess any redeeming qualities other than that awesome cell phone he always had handy.

Bottom line= AC Slater > Zach Morris
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 9:08 am
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Bottom line= AC Slater > Zach Morris


you shut your damn mouth


eta: slater did some wrong shite too, and we was more admirable, coming from a military family. But in high school you would rather be zach or slater?
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 8:35 am
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13409 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:34 am to
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he was a complete moron considering he barely graduated high school


He didn't try. He was a genius. Just look at his SAT score.

Also, if you pay attention to the show, everyone is a piece of shite at one time or another. If that was an actual group of friends in real life, they would be the type that would never talk to each other after high school.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
74019 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:36 am to
i was watching the beauty pagent episode yesterday and the way he just spreads rumors about Slater just so screech would win just shows how much of a scumbag he really is. Who makes up that crap?
Posted by crazytiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2005
4397 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:39 am to
If Zach just cared about money he would have let BP give him a bigger and better Bayside after they killed Becky but he has a heart. Stansbury even wanted Zach...
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13409 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:44 am to
quote:

If Zach just cared about money he would have let BP give him a bigger and better Bayside after they killed Becky but he has a heart. Stansbury even wanted Zach...


Man, that episode pisses me off. Oh nooo, don't let an oil derrick ruin the view. What's going to happen to this duck I didn't care about before and will never mention again.

frick Becky. Give me the new domed stadium.
Posted by foreverLSU
Member since Mar 2006
17078 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:47 am to
quote:


Stansbury even wanted Zach...


They wanted Slater too, for a football scholarship.





I think his ultimate a-hole move was kissing Lisa Turtle. Screech was his best friend, and despite the fact we knew Screech and Lisa would never go steady, you just don't cross that line.
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 8:49 am
Posted by jojothetireguy
Live out in Coconut Grove
Member since Jan 2009
10612 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:49 am to
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13409 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:51 am to
quote:

I think his ultimate a-hole move was kissing Lisa Turtle. Screech was his best friend, and despite the fact we knew Screech and Lisa would never go steady, you just don't cross that line.


Screech fricked over every one of Zack's plans. He had it coming IMO.
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 8:56 am
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23079 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:55 am to
its ZacKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Morris

not ZacHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Morris
Posted by SouljaBreauxTellEm
Mizz
Member since Aug 2009
29343 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:57 am to
team zack 4 life
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 8:58 am
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40374 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 8:57 am to
quote:

Zach Morris is a little prick


bullshite. Just this morning I saw him rescue Jessie from the depths of a caffeine pill addiction. Sure, she was "so excited", but it was pseudo excitement brought about by the poison she was pumping into her body. Did Slater know about the addiction? Certainly. Did he do anything? Hell no, he lacked the balls. Muscles =/= Balls.

Zack is just mistaken, that's all.
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 8:58 am
Posted by crazytiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2005
4397 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 9:02 am to
quote:

Screech fricked over every one of Zack's plans. He had it coming IMO.


I agree I would have had to just give Screech a beatdown especially if he is going to be ripping shirts.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13409 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 9:05 am to
quote:

I agree I would have had to just give Screech a beatdown especially if he is going to be ripping shirts.


If Zack would have just murdered Screech before they all piled in the van with Lisa from Indiana to Cali, Zack would have been better off.
Posted by foreverLSU
Member since Mar 2006
17078 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 9:06 am to
quote:

bullshite. Just this morning I saw him rescue Jessie from the depths of a caffeine pill addiction. Sure, she was "so excited", but it was pseudo excitement brought about by the poison she was pumping into her body. Did Slater know about the addiction? Certainly. Did he do anything? Hell no, he lacked the balls. Muscles =/= Balls.

Zack is just mistaken, that's all.


I watched that one this morning as well. Slater tried to help Jesse. When she wouldn't listen, he turned to Zack for help. What did Zack do? Blow Slater off and refuse to believe Jesse was taking pills. Zack only cared when his career as managing the Hot Sundaes was in jeopordy.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40374 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 9:13 am to
quote:

he turned to Zack for help


Why did Slater turn to Zack and not tackle the problem himself? Oh yea, he's a poon.

quote:

Zack only cared when his career as managing the Hot Sundaes was in jeopordy.


That's unfounded slanderous nonsense. Zack was concerned about his friend. In case you didn't know Forever, friends are friends FOREVER.
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 9:17 am
Posted by Michael J Cocks
Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
47157 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 9:27 am to
quote:

He didn't posess any redeeming qualities other than that awesome cell phone he always had handy.



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Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 7/28/10 at 9:29 am to
Zack doesn't care what you haters think.
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 7/28/10 at 9:30 am to
Posted by MemphisTiger
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Posted on 7/28/10 at 10:48 am to
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