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re: Zack Morris is a little prick
Posted on 7/28/10 at 10:54 am to LSUballs
Posted on 7/28/10 at 10:54 am to LSUballs
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That's unfounded slanderous nonsense. Zack was concerned about his friend
Yeah except when he's like "Jesse wake up you have to sing" and not like "Hey Jesse are you ok?"
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In case you didn't know Forever, friends are friends FOREVER.
Oh well if you want to go there we can talk about how Zack caused all the problems when Zack Attack made it big. He fell slave to the succubus publicist because she convinced him to go solo and that he didn't need his friends... AND HE BELIEVED IT. Friends forever, my arse.
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Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:06 am to foreverLSU
Zack was the talent in the the Zack Attack, He had a great solo career.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:08 am to foreverLSU
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e fell slave to the succubus publicist because she convinced him to go solo and that he didn't need his friends
That because he was getting some arse from her, I would have done the same thing
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:14 am to Hulk Hogan
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Zack was the talent in the the Zack Attack, He had a great solo career.
Thank You.
Would Casey Kasem have done a rockumentary on some catshit band AC Slater formed? I think not. Zack was the Zack Attack. He had every right to let the success go to his head and start a solo venture. Out of the pure goodness of his heart he allowed those coat-tail riding, no talent bums join back up w/ him in time to play the dance.
Zack rules- Slater drools
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:26 am to LSUballs
The band is called "The Zack Attack" for a reason, I't not the Albert Clifford Band.
AC is just lucky he didn't get expelled for sexual harassment.
AC is just lucky he didn't get expelled for sexual harassment.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:32 am to foreverLSU
quote:Whoa, shite just got real.
Bottom line= AC Slater > Zach Morris
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:36 am to Hulk Hogan
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AC is just lucky he didn't get expelled for sexual harassment.
I always found it really disturbing that he called his girlfriend "mama"
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:38 am to foreverLSU
The whole group was really a bunch of self centered assholes. Anyone else notice they just took it upon themselves to change the senior trip without consulting anyone outside their group? Did they give anyone else a chance to be on the radio? Participate in dance competitions or talent shows? Perform at school dances? Cheerlead?
Anyway slater can't be cooler than Zack because he cried over a pet lizard.
Anyway slater can't be cooler than Zack because he cried over a pet lizard.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:40 am to foreverLSU
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I always found it really disturbing that he called his girlfriend "mama"
Mommy issues from being an Army brat w/ an a-hole father who jerked him all around the free world. Slater was a troubled soul.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:41 am to BilJ
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Anyway slater can't be cooler than Zack because he cried over a pet lizard.
Zack cried over a duck he knew for 3 days. At least Artie had been w/ Slater through thick & thin.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:50 am to foreverLSU
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Zack cried over a duck he knew for 3 days.
no tears were shed
AC actually cried over arties death.
besides... duck > lizard
Becky was a staple at the school pond for years
This post was edited on 7/28/10 at 11:52 am
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:51 am to foreverLSU
Zack banged AC sister, Jenifer(JB)
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:51 am to BilJ
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The whole group was really a bunch of self centered assholes. Anyone else notice they just took it upon themselves to change the senior trip without consulting anyone outside their group? Did they give anyone else a chance to be on the radio? Participate in dance competitions or talent shows? Perform at school dances? Cheerlead?
FACT! it's easier choosing which arm you'd rather have cut off than choosing who the biggest douche bag on SBTB was. They were all obnoxiously, self righteous, better than everyone, assholes.
But yeah, Zach was way better than Slater. He was the worst jock in the history of TV jocks. He dressed more like a fricking weirdo with his denim parachute pants and muscle shirts than your average jock that wears levis, a polo shirt and a letter jacket in HS.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:55 am to foreverLSU
You know why zack is cooler and more liked? All of the reasons you mentioned. Sure zack might try to frick you over a time or two, but he's smooth and people like that shite. So you'd rather hang out with slater "me love football and wrestling" over super smooth zack who deserves a medal for rescuing Jesse and Becky? Not to mention zack could get you into places like The Attic.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:59 am to foreverLSU
Oh did I miss the funeral they had for becky?????
Posted on 7/28/10 at 11:59 am to F machine
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Not to mention zack could get you into places like The Attic.
And he could call a time-out and pause the whole world until he deemed it neccesary for them to continue.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:02 pm to LSUballs
Well that part weirds me out. Who knows what he's doing when he does time out? I don't need some dude freezing me and fondling my Jimmy.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:10 pm to LSUballs
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And he could call a time-out and pause the whole world until he deemed it neccesary for them to continue.
Maybe Zach was a mythical creature.
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:20 pm to foreverLSU
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Maybe Zach was a mythical creature
Zack would be a bad arse in True Blood
Posted on 7/28/10 at 12:30 pm to Hulk Hogan
Or as a surviving member of Oceanic 815. He could have done great things w/ that time out skill on the island.
I don't know why Slater's wardrobe is getting hated on, it was the style. Zack's jeans were way too tight, he always had the male equivalent of a camel toe.
I don't know why Slater's wardrobe is getting hated on, it was the style. Zack's jeans were way too tight, he always had the male equivalent of a camel toe.
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