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What's the funniest ending line of a movie?

Posted on 8/30/23 at 6:46 pm
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15146 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 6:46 pm
Dumb and Dumber comes to mind

"Two lucky guys are gonna be drivin' around with those girls for the next couple of months.
'Yeah, don't worry, we'll catch our break too.. Just got to keep our eyes open"

Maybe not the funniest but one of my most appropriate endings to a movie ever.
This post was edited on 8/30/23 at 6:56 pm
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6402 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 6:57 pm to
Swiss Army Man - “What the frick?”

Perfectly summed up the whole movie.
This post was edited on 8/31/23 at 9:33 am
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
43335 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 7:03 pm to
Yippe kaya Mf
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41254 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 7:07 pm to
"I'm having an old friend for dinner." Anthony Hopkins
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
20835 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 7:08 pm to
“Rey Skywalker”
This post was edited on 8/30/23 at 7:09 pm
Posted by lsudat10
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2010
2743 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 7:14 pm to
JK Simmons in Burn After Reading: “What a clusterfrick.”
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36117 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 7:50 pm to


“What?”
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142667 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

What's the funniest ending line of a movie?
quote:

Maybe not the funniest
then why mention it?
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
5075 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 7:57 pm to
What Leary took down with him was
the central illusion of a whole lifestyle...
that he helped create.
A generation of permanent cripples...
failed seekers...
who never understood the essential
old-mystic fallacy of the acid culture:
the desperate assumption
that somebody...
or at least some force...
is tending the light
at the end of the tunnel.
Posted by 32footsteps
Member since Oct 2017
282 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 8:11 pm to
“I was cured all right.”

Posted by 88Wildcat
Topeka, Ks
Member since Jul 2017
14012 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 8:13 pm to
I'm going home and sleep with my wife.-Clue


I don't know what are the hours?-This is Spinal Tap

Sweet mystery of life now that I've found you-Young Frankenstein

Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
7561 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 8:23 pm to
This is an easy one:


“Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!” (Dr. Strangelove)
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
4816 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 8:33 pm to
Norm Macdonald - Dirty Work

quote:

Sam and I got great new jobs. Pops got his heart. And I got the girl. And Dr. Farthing, well, he got over his gambling problem. But the bookies beat him to death anyway, so he's dead. That's it. Bye.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36149 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 8:40 pm to
Best I can come up with is from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

"Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble"
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9246 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 9:09 pm to
Raising Arizona Final Monologue


H.I. : [final lines] That night I had a dream. I dreamt I was as light as the ether- a floating spirit visiting things to come. The shades and shadows of the people in my life rassled their way their way into my slumber. I dreamed that Gale and Evelle had decided to return to prison. Probably that's just as well. I don't mean to sound superior, and they're a swell couple of guys, but maybe they weren't ready yet to come out into the world. And then I dreamed on, into the future, to a Christmas morn in the Arizona home where Nathan Junior was opening a present from a kindly couple who preferred to remain unknown. I saw Glen a few years later, still having no luck getting the cops to listen to his wild tales about me and Ed. Maybe he threw in one Polack joke too many. I don't know. And still I dreamed on, further into the future than I had ever dreamed before, watching Nathan Junior's progress from afar, taking pride in his accomplishments as if he were our own. Wondering if he ever thought of us and hoping that maybe we'd broadened his horizons a little even if he couldn't remember just how they got broadened. But still I hadn't dreamt nothing about me and Ed until the end. And this was cloudier cause it was years, years away. But I saw an old couple being visited by their children, and all their grandchildren too. The old couple weren't screwed up. And neither were their kids or their grandkids. And I don't know. You tell me. This whole dream, was it wishful thinking? Was I just fleeing reality like I know I'm liable to do? But me and Ed, we can be good too. And it seemed real. It seemed like us and it seemed like, well, our home. If not Arizona, then a land not too far away. Where all parents are strong and wise and capable and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20496 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 10:01 pm to
Posted by GetMeOutOfHere
Member since Aug 2018
704 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

Well, I'd say she certainly had marvelous judgement, Albert, if not particularly good taste.
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11625 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 10:12 pm to
This!
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30352 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 10:13 pm to


Aunt May finds out

Always makes me laugh.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35670 posts
Posted on 8/31/23 at 2:41 am to




quote:

This is an easy one:


quote:

CU_Tigers4life


Beat me to it.


Didn't scroll down before posting.
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