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What Real Life Curb Your Enthusiasm situations have you found yourself in?
Posted on 3/14/20 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 3/14/20 at 9:10 pm
Re: Corona Virus
So, I went to Lowe’s this morning and I’m elbow bumping the couple of people I know and generally trying to stay 6 ft away from everyone.
As I’m coming out, there’s an older black gentleman struggling to put a sheet of plywood in the back of his SUV. So naturally I help him.
Of course... he sticks out his hand for me to shake when he’s thanking me.
So, I went to Lowe’s this morning and I’m elbow bumping the couple of people I know and generally trying to stay 6 ft away from everyone.
As I’m coming out, there’s an older black gentleman struggling to put a sheet of plywood in the back of his SUV. So naturally I help him.
Of course... he sticks out his hand for me to shake when he’s thanking me.
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Posted on 3/14/20 at 9:14 pm to dpd901
The pants crease thought to be an erection.
This post was edited on 3/15/20 at 8:59 am
Posted on 3/14/20 at 9:19 pm to dpd901
quote:
Of course... he sticks out his hand for me to shake when he’s thanking me.
Did you shake it lol
Posted on 3/14/20 at 9:58 pm to dpd901
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:14 pm to dpd901
Sitting down to pee in the middle of the night so I won't wake up too much
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:19 pm to dpd901
It's kind of embarrassing but when I was a kid, I was a pool party with my parents and there was this man.....
Posted on 3/14/20 at 10:24 pm to dpd901
I once left a long line at the grocery for a shorter line. Then got frustrated and left for another line. And yes, the person behind me in that first line completed their transaction - while I was still waiting and watched her walk out...
I feel like a Curb episode could have opened with that.
I feel like a Curb episode could have opened with that.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 5:52 am to dpd901
Moved into a house a couple years ago. Guy across the street is almost always sitting on his porch. All good, good for old boy enjoying his retirement.
But I’m always running around doing stuff and feel like if I wave once then I’m waving every time I see him. Then there will be the inevitable days when the wave timing is off and creates a “what his problem” situation with one of the waving parties not delivering the return wave.
I’m a good neighbor and by all accounts a nice guy, but have now made this dysfunctional wave moratorium that would be weird to back out of at this point.
Car need a jump? I’m in. Lost dog? Moving a big piece of furniture? I’m your Huckleberry. But I don’t want to wave at this guy 15 times a day. It’s hopelessly stupid, but here we are.
But I’m always running around doing stuff and feel like if I wave once then I’m waving every time I see him. Then there will be the inevitable days when the wave timing is off and creates a “what his problem” situation with one of the waving parties not delivering the return wave.
I’m a good neighbor and by all accounts a nice guy, but have now made this dysfunctional wave moratorium that would be weird to back out of at this point.
Car need a jump? I’m in. Lost dog? Moving a big piece of furniture? I’m your Huckleberry. But I don’t want to wave at this guy 15 times a day. It’s hopelessly stupid, but here we are.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 7:16 am to dpd901
My fiancee gave me a nice kiss hello yesterday when she got home from work and immediately moved her hands to my face. I pulled back and asked what her hand washing protocol was. Immediately felt like an arse. Figured that could be a Larry moment.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 10:04 am to dpd901
Jon Han followed me around because he was playing a role based on me.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 10:45 am to dpd901
All of them. Larry David is kind of a personal guru for me. I did once get an extended boner while teaching a class in Japan that led to several unexpected invitations. If Larry has the source material it would have been one of his better episodes. We could have weaved inappropriate boners and Hiroshima in with yellow fever.
This post was edited on 3/15/20 at 11:20 am
Posted on 3/15/20 at 11:02 am to dpd901
The day after Kobe died, a lady at work said she was devastated. I questioned how someone whom she had never met dying had devastated her. She did not appreciate my line of questioning.
This post was edited on 3/15/20 at 11:04 am
Posted on 3/15/20 at 2:19 pm to dpd901
When I made a whole theatre move
Posted on 3/15/20 at 2:38 pm to dpd901
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This post was edited on 3/15/20 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 3/15/20 at 2:41 pm to dawgdayafternoon
When Larry called the guy a cunt while playing poker and the entire table was offended by it.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 2:59 pm to dpd901
I never stop and chat.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 4:03 pm to dpd901
From this season, wobbly tables, i notice it way more now. And there was this extremely pregnant chick at my gym, couldnt get out of my head what she was doing to that fetus. And just how I find pregnant women gross in general.
Posted on 3/15/20 at 4:12 pm to dpd901
Posted on 3/15/20 at 5:18 pm to Skyler97
quote:
Did you shake it lol
I did. The fear of of being thought of as racist was stronger than the fear Covid 19. Haha
Posted on 3/16/20 at 7:34 am to dpd901
Judging someone to be a "good man" if they have an ugly or fat wife
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