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Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:35 pm to RollTide1987
That French broad is ugly as a mud fence. No one is believing one of the wealthiest bachelors in the world is falling for either of them.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:46 pm to Jay Are
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Christopher Marlowe isn't that old, nor is he Greek.
Neither is Lupita Nyong
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:47 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Whatever man.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:52 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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I seriously don't think Nolan knows what a good looking woman is.
The fact that he casted Zendaya as Athena is absolutely wild
Charlize Theron is 21 years older than Zendaya and yet she’s still 10x more attractive and would’ve been an infinitely better choice for Athena.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 9:00 pm to VOR
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Or you could chill and not care one way or the other who plays Helen of Troy or the comments about it…
Nah, casting Lupita as Helen is kinda ridiculous from both the perspective of race and attractiveness.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 9:17 pm to VOR
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Or you could chill and not care one way or the other who plays Helen of Troy or the comments about it…
Why can someone not care? It’s a story that inspired the likes of Caesar and Alexander the Great. Yet Nolan is going with a modern retelling of the story and turning it into an embarrassment.
If you bring this up it’s not supposed to matter because it’s fiction but man don’t bring up Scarlett Johansson playing the lead in Ghost in the Shell or white people voicing non whites in animated shows.
It’s a spit in a face to their history and culture.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 9:32 pm to HueyLongJr
Correct me if I’m wrong but both this and Achilles stuff can only be a brief part at the beginning of this movie because that’s all in the illiad.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 10:10 pm to Crisprdestroyer
Odysseus meets Achilles in the Underworld
Posted on 5/13/26 at 6:21 am to VoxDawg
I would rather Diane Krueger who played Helen in the movie Troy.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 8:00 am to RollTide1987
she looks like she's constipated
Posted on 5/13/26 at 8:42 am to Salmon
quote:I think the worst thing is the casting
the worst thing about this casting is now we are all going to have to suffer through these recycled lame jokes for the next few months
Posted on 5/13/26 at 8:49 am to VoxDawg
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Sydney Sweeney as Helen of Troy ...
$1 billion box office smash.
Has Sweeney ever had a "box office smash"?
Posted on 5/13/26 at 8:52 am to Green Chili Tiger
The Housemaid has been successful enough to warrant a sequel.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 10:29 am to Crisprdestroyer
I think you're right, which is akin to saying we start the meal off with an appetizer of rotten dog scat. It may get better afterwards.
Posted on 5/14/26 at 6:27 am to VoxDawg
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Sydney Sweeney as Helen of Troy ...
$1 billion box office smash.
She has down syndrome face. Those ships wouldn't sail for her face, I'll tell you what (Hank Hill voice).
Posted on 5/14/26 at 6:28 am to ATrillionaire
The tits* that launched a thousand ships?
Im pretty sure this actress doesnt have those either.
Im pretty sure this actress doesnt have those either.
This post was edited on 5/14/26 at 6:34 am
Posted on 5/14/26 at 6:28 am to sgallo3
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The tits that launched a thousand ships? Lol
Now that's a possibility.
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:00 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Right?
I mean if Scylla doesn’t have six heads what are we even doing here?
By your dumbass logic, Odysseus could roll around Ithaca in a BMW or check Instagram while fighting the feminist looking cyclops because 'who needs to accurately follow source material, it's all fake anyway.'
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:16 pm to SouthEasternKaiju
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It's weird. It's like people care about fake make believe movies and stuff. Only this is rooted in 3000 yr old Greek mythology. GREEK. Not N. Africa, not China, not Scandinavian, not freaking Mayan...
Damon is a very greek Name.
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