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Lupita Nyong is a great Helen of Troy

Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:09 pm
Posted by HueyLongJr
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:09 pm
Troy Michigan, that is.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:39 pm to
Did you really need a new thread for this lame joke?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86228 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:40 pm to
the worst thing about this casting is now we are all going to have to suffer through these recycled lame jokes for the next few months

Posted by Sam Quint
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:49 pm to
ban thread, delete user.
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
30451 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:54 pm to
huh, I thought Zendaya was gonna be Helen. I don't pay attention to castings
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 2:46 pm to
More like Troy, Alabama...

Posted by VoxDawg
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 3:05 pm to
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 3:13 pm to
It's weird. It's like people care about fake make believe movies and stuff. Only this is rooted in 3000 yr old Greek mythology. GREEK. Not N. Africa, not China, not Scandinavian, not freaking Mayan...

How hard is it to frick up known, established stories from centuries? Welp, with current day studios, pretty damn easy.
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 3:14 pm
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 3:44 pm to
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It's weird. It's like people care about fake make believe movies and stuff. Only this is rooted in 3000 yr old Greek mythology. GREEK


Right?

I mean if Scylla doesn’t have six heads what are we even doing here?
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12756 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 4:54 pm to
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I mean if Scylla doesn’t have six heads what are we even doing here?

I won’t be.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 4:58 pm to
OP: "Hey Tony, you heard what I said? I went to the Movie Board and I said, Lupita Nyong is a great Helen of Troy. Troy Michigan dat is."

Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
4625 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 5:08 pm to
Something tells me that Nolan’s major miscasting will derail this film’s performance at the box office.

When you’ve miscast a role so bad that even the TDS crowd is shitting on it, that’s a pretty bad sign.
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 5:59 pm
Posted by Friendly Satan
Member since Nov 2024
1652 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 5:28 pm to
So let me get this straight: one of the ugliest actresses is playing the most beautiful woman in the world?

That’s going to be one hell of a performance to make that believable
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 5:59 pm to
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Something tells me that Nolan’s major miscasting will derail this film’s performance at the box office


I dont know that it'll completely derail it, but kangz & queenz don't care about no
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3000 yr old Greek mythology

AND...

this ain't

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"the face that launched a thousand ships"

Maybe this is Nolan’s first comedy. He's got me already laughing.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70811 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:14 pm to
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I mean if Scylla doesn’t have six heads what are we even doing here?



Cope is crossing the retard threshold.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108047 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:31 pm to
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Cope is crossing the retard threshold.


The only thing that would make your response complete is screaming fake news again.

Keep it up, buddy.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70811 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:33 pm to
Says the idiot who’s response was that we can’t find a 6 headed actor as if that was some kind of gotcha then lied about what I said yet again. Keep melting and coping like the good little boot licker you are.
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 6:34 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41046 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:37 pm to
I seriously don't think Nolan knows what a good looking woman is. He cast ugly women as Bruce Wayne's love interests in his two Batman sequels.
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2008
27227 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:43 pm to
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I seriously don't think Nolan knows what a good looking woman is. He cast ugly women as Bruce Wayne's love interests in his two Batman sequels.

Could be onto something
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47232 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:57 pm to

quote:

He cast ugly women as Bruce Wayne's love interests in his two Batman sequels.


Maggie Gyllenhaal and…?
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