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Lupita Nyong is a great Helen of Troy
Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:09 pm
Troy Michigan, that is.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:39 pm to HueyLongJr
Did you really need a new thread for this lame joke?
Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:40 pm to HueyLongJr
the worst thing about this casting is now we are all going to have to suffer through these recycled lame jokes for the next few months
Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:49 pm to HueyLongJr
ban thread, delete user.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 12:54 pm to HueyLongJr
huh, I thought Zendaya was gonna be Helen. I don't pay attention to castings
Posted on 5/12/26 at 2:46 pm to HueyLongJr
More like Troy, Alabama...


Posted on 5/12/26 at 3:05 pm to HueyLongJr
Posted on 5/12/26 at 3:13 pm to Saint Alfonzo
It's weird. It's like people care about fake make believe movies and stuff. Only this is rooted in 3000 yr old Greek mythology. GREEK. Not N. Africa, not China, not Scandinavian, not freaking Mayan...
How hard is it to frick up known, established stories from centuries? Welp, with current day studios, pretty damn easy.
How hard is it to frick up known, established stories from centuries? Welp, with current day studios, pretty damn easy.
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 5/12/26 at 3:44 pm to SouthEasternKaiju
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It's weird. It's like people care about fake make believe movies and stuff. Only this is rooted in 3000 yr old Greek mythology. GREEK
Right?
I mean if Scylla doesn’t have six heads what are we even doing here?
Posted on 5/12/26 at 4:54 pm to BluegrassBelle
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I mean if Scylla doesn’t have six heads what are we even doing here?
I won’t be.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 4:58 pm to HueyLongJr
OP: "Hey Tony, you heard what I said? I went to the Movie Board and I said, Lupita Nyong is a great Helen of Troy. Troy Michigan dat is."


Posted on 5/12/26 at 5:08 pm to HueyLongJr
Something tells me that Nolan’s major miscasting will derail this film’s performance at the box office.
When you’ve miscast a role so bad that even the TDS crowd is shitting on it, that’s a pretty bad sign.
When you’ve miscast a role so bad that even the TDS crowd is shitting on it, that’s a pretty bad sign.
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 5/12/26 at 5:28 pm to HueyLongJr
So let me get this straight: one of the ugliest actresses is playing the most beautiful woman in the world?
That’s going to be one hell of a performance to make that believable
That’s going to be one hell of a performance to make that believable
Posted on 5/12/26 at 5:59 pm to JasonDBlaha
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Something tells me that Nolan’s major miscasting will derail this film’s performance at the box office
I dont know that it'll completely derail it, but kangz & queenz don't care about no
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3000 yr old Greek mythology
AND...
this ain't
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"the face that launched a thousand ships"
Maybe this is Nolan’s first comedy. He's got me already laughing.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:14 pm to BluegrassBelle
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I mean if Scylla doesn’t have six heads what are we even doing here?
Cope is crossing the retard threshold.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:31 pm to Madking
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Cope is crossing the retard threshold.
The only thing that would make your response complete is screaming fake news again.
Keep it up, buddy.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:33 pm to BluegrassBelle
Says the idiot who’s response was that we can’t find a 6 headed actor as if that was some kind of gotcha then lied about what I said yet again. Keep melting and coping like the good little boot licker you are.
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 6:34 pm
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:37 pm to This GUN for HIRE
I seriously don't think Nolan knows what a good looking woman is. He cast ugly women as Bruce Wayne's love interests in his two Batman sequels.
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:43 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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I seriously don't think Nolan knows what a good looking woman is. He cast ugly women as Bruce Wayne's love interests in his two Batman sequels.
Could be onto something
Posted on 5/12/26 at 6:57 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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He cast ugly women as Bruce Wayne's love interests in his two Batman sequels.
Maggie Gyllenhaal and…?
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