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re: Lupita Nyong is a great Helen of Troy

Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:01 pm to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41049 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:01 pm to
That ugly French broad with goggle eyes you could lay a 5-iron down between and a big caste mark growing in the middle of her forehead.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157377 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:02 pm to
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24201 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

is screaming fake news again.

oh how the turntables
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108047 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Says the idiot who’s response was that we can’t find a 6 headed actor as if that was some kind of gotcha then lied about what I said yet again. Keep melting and coping like the good little boot licker you are.


Now that’s a proper melt. Over the casting of fictional characters no less.
Posted by Roaad
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Member since Aug 2006
84031 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:28 pm to
In a world

Two Posters

Zero points

Poster 1 (Smug expression): You are melting, lulz. I win

Poster 2 (Smug Expression): No, petulant ne'er-do-well, truly I am not the melter here, sir. But you have indeed melted, and are the melter. . .so I have won the thing

Board continues displaying general apathy
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 7:29 pm
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70811 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:41 pm to
Projection and desperation as usual. Everything you say comes from a playbook. You don’t have a single thought of your own. Pathetic little whinging muppet.
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 7:42 pm
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1485 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:42 pm to
Whose a good boy??????????
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70811 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:44 pm to
It thinks it’s a person
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62620 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:50 pm to
I think Hollywood is secretly mad about Me Too. They're mad that starlets are no longer determined by the hottest one most willing to frick Harvey Weinstein, and now they're just spiting us.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108047 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

Projection and desperation as usual. Everything you say comes from a playbook. You don’t have a single thought of your own. Pathetic little whinging muppet.


The irony
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1485 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:54 pm to
Derp
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30266 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

I think Hollywood is secretly mad about Me Too. They're mad that starlets are no longer determined by the hottest one most willing to frick Harvey Weinstein, and now they're just spiting us.

Hey, they did make better movies under the old casting couch rapey system.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65894 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

I seriously don't think Nolan knows what a good looking woman is. He cast ugly women as Bruce Wayne's love interests in his two Batman sequels.


This sounds correct.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70811 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:00 pm to
Aka confirmation
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70811 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:01 pm to
You misunderstood
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
84031 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:04 pm to
Somebody call somebody MAGA, WOKE, ANTI-WOKE, or SNOWFLAKE

I almost have Bingo
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70811 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:14 pm to
No, we need to find a 6 headed actor like BG says because if we don’t that’s the same thing as race swapping. We have to pretend effects don’t exist too.
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 8:16 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71163 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

He cast ugly women as Bruce Wayne's love interests in his two Batman sequels.


I'll grant you Maggie Gylelenhaal (even though I don't think she's ugly), but how can you say Anne Hathaway and/or Marion Cotillard are ugly?
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
6131 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

3000 yr old Greek mythology

quote:

"the face that launched a thousand ships"


Christopher Marlowe isn't that old, nor is he Greek.
Posted by VOR
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2009
68834 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:26 pm to
Or you could chill and not care one way or the other who plays Helen of Troy or the comments about it…
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