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re: Let's Overanalyze "Home Alone" and "Home Alone 2"

Posted on 12/22/15 at 6:44 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 6:44 pm to
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Buzz Feed clearly stealing intellectual capital from this board with their article today.


Anyone want to get in with me on a class action lawsuit?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156521 posts
Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:03 am to
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82 Thoughts I Had While Watching “Home Alone” For The First Time

frick the hipster bitch who "wrote" that "article." A little more than halfway in and she's already remarked about Buzz's gun three times. And she didn't realize it was only a BB gun. Nice.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:02 am to
Ok, Home Alone just started on HBO Family. Time to start with the blog!
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:04 am to
And of course Kevin's mom is on the phone just bragging on the fact that they can fly out 18 people to Paris.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:05 am to
And nice reminder how big of twats all the McAllisters are.

And Kevin should have slapped his sister in the face for the French crap.

Something tells me that the original line for Buzz saying "French girls don't shave their pits" was "they don't shave their puss", especially when he brings up the nude beach.

And someone should tell Pesci to frick off while they're at it.
This post was edited on 12/24/15 at 10:10 am
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
78271 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:15 am to
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And of course Kevin's mom is on the phone just bragging on the fact that they can fly out 18 people to Paris.


Yeah, I want to know what his parents do for a living. And why do they tolerate tight arse Uncle Frank. That dude is a freeloading prick. Kevin's dad probably had to pay for that dick's whole family to go.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:19 am to
And what kind of smucks raise a kid to go through a neighbors bag?
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
78271 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:20 am to
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And what kind of smucks raise a kid to go through a neighbors bag?


THe kid that fricks with their stuff in the van and makes them think Kevin is there? What a turd.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63578 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:25 am to
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Home Alone 2 is just as good as 1.


Negative.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:34 am to
"We didn't forget him, we just miscounted." The lack of fricks given is incredible.

And fun personal story, my sister tried the sled thing down the stairs like Kevin did when she was 9. She used a large bucket instead. It ended with her breaking her arm.
This post was edited on 12/24/15 at 10:35 am
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:40 am to
"No, don't get the crisis center involved! We don't want to be on the news for being abusive neglectful parents!"
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90263 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:45 am to
wth is hbo family? I thought I got all the HBOs and just went to check in and I don't see it. Damn. The HA I'm seeing on now is some trash on abc family called "Home Alone: The Holiday Heist". ugh
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:49 am to
507 on DTV.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:03 am to
And we're 47 minutes into the movie and have more than an hour to go. Kevin has ordered a damn pizza. The phone lines are up and running. The McCallisters don't give a single frick.
Posted by Chuckiee
Member since Jan 2007
2613 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 2:07 pm to
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And someone should tell Pesci to frick off while they're at it.


I know he's pretending to be a cop, but when has it been legal for a cop to just enter a house without knocking and having someone allow them to enter?

Also, whose house does Kevin get caught at and how does Old Man Marley know to go there to save the day? It can't be his house because he was the only person to stick around for Christmas and the house was flooded. Was he salting the sidewalks and witnessed the whole ordeal?

ETA: I apologize if these questions have been answered in previous posts
This post was edited on 12/24/15 at 2:08 pm
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61475 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 2:20 pm to
meh, its a click bait article.

I don't believe for one second that was the first time she saw the movie or that the majority of things she "noticed" came from her.

That article screams that the bulk of it was stolen from a message board or somewhere like Reddit.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61475 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 2:21 pm to
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I know he's pretending to be a cop, but when has it been legal for a cop to just enter a house without knocking and having someone allow them to enter?


pretty much always if the door is unlocked.

all they have to say is that they saw suspicious activity.
Posted by Dav
Dhan
Member since Feb 2010
8154 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:02 pm to
Home Alone 2 > Home Alone

FACT
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32714 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:29 pm to
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Also, whose house does Kevin get caught at
It was Mitch Murphy's (kid from the beginning as they were leaving) house.
quote:

and how does Old Man Marley know to go there to save the day? It can't be his house because he was the only person to stick around for Christmas and the house was flooded.
Was he salting the sidewalks and witnessed the whole ordeal?


Makes sense to me.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32714 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:31 pm to
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Damn. The HA I'm seeing on now is some trash on abc family called "Home Alone: The Holiday Heist". ugh


I don't even want to know what the frick that is.
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