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Posted on 12/23/15 at 8:03 am to Billder
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82 Thoughts I Had While Watching “Home Alone” For The First Time
frick the hipster bitch who "wrote" that "article." A little more than halfway in and she's already remarked about Buzz's gun three times. And she didn't realize it was only a BB gun. Nice.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:02 am to CocomoLSU
Ok, Home Alone just started on HBO Family. Time to start with the blog!
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:04 am to OMLandshark
And of course Kevin's mom is on the phone just bragging on the fact that they can fly out 18 people to Paris.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:05 am to OMLandshark
And nice reminder how big of twats all the McAllisters are.
And Kevin should have slapped his sister in the face for the French crap.
Something tells me that the original line for Buzz saying "French girls don't shave their pits" was "they don't shave their puss", especially when he brings up the nude beach.
And someone should tell Pesci to frick off while they're at it.
And Kevin should have slapped his sister in the face for the French crap.
Something tells me that the original line for Buzz saying "French girls don't shave their pits" was "they don't shave their puss", especially when he brings up the nude beach.
And someone should tell Pesci to frick off while they're at it.
This post was edited on 12/24/15 at 10:10 am
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:15 am to OMLandshark
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And of course Kevin's mom is on the phone just bragging on the fact that they can fly out 18 people to Paris.
Yeah, I want to know what his parents do for a living. And why do they tolerate tight arse Uncle Frank. That dude is a freeloading prick. Kevin's dad probably had to pay for that dick's whole family to go.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:19 am to ProjectP2294
And what kind of smucks raise a kid to go through a neighbors bag?
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:20 am to OMLandshark
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And what kind of smucks raise a kid to go through a neighbors bag?
THe kid that fricks with their stuff in the van and makes them think Kevin is there? What a turd.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:25 am to accnodefense
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Home Alone 2 is just as good as 1.
Negative.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:34 am to Mo Jeaux
"We didn't forget him, we just miscounted." The lack of fricks given is incredible.
And fun personal story, my sister tried the sled thing down the stairs like Kevin did when she was 9. She used a large bucket instead. It ended with her breaking her arm.
And fun personal story, my sister tried the sled thing down the stairs like Kevin did when she was 9. She used a large bucket instead. It ended with her breaking her arm.
This post was edited on 12/24/15 at 10:35 am
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:40 am to OMLandshark
"No, don't get the crisis center involved! We don't want to be on the news for being abusive neglectful parents!"
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:45 am to OMLandshark
wth is hbo family? I thought I got all the HBOs and just went to check in and I don't see it. Damn. The HA I'm seeing on now is some trash on abc family called "Home Alone: The Holiday Heist". ugh
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:03 am to OMLandshark
And we're 47 minutes into the movie and have more than an hour to go. Kevin has ordered a damn pizza. The phone lines are up and running. The McCallisters don't give a single frick.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 2:07 pm to OMLandshark
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And someone should tell Pesci to frick off while they're at it.
I know he's pretending to be a cop, but when has it been legal for a cop to just enter a house without knocking and having someone allow them to enter?
Also, whose house does Kevin get caught at and how does Old Man Marley know to go there to save the day? It can't be his house because he was the only person to stick around for Christmas and the house was flooded. Was he salting the sidewalks and witnessed the whole ordeal?
ETA: I apologize if these questions have been answered in previous posts
This post was edited on 12/24/15 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 12/24/15 at 2:20 pm to CocomoLSU
meh, its a click bait article.
I don't believe for one second that was the first time she saw the movie or that the majority of things she "noticed" came from her.
That article screams that the bulk of it was stolen from a message board or somewhere like Reddit.
I don't believe for one second that was the first time she saw the movie or that the majority of things she "noticed" came from her.
That article screams that the bulk of it was stolen from a message board or somewhere like Reddit.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 2:21 pm to Chuckiee
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I know he's pretending to be a cop, but when has it been legal for a cop to just enter a house without knocking and having someone allow them to enter?
pretty much always if the door is unlocked.
all they have to say is that they saw suspicious activity.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:02 pm to Dr RC
Home Alone 2 > Home Alone
FACT
FACT
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:29 pm to Chuckiee
quote:It was Mitch Murphy's (kid from the beginning as they were leaving) house.
Also, whose house does Kevin get caught at
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and how does Old Man Marley know to go there to save the day? It can't be his house because he was the only person to stick around for Christmas and the house was flooded.
Was he salting the sidewalks and witnessed the whole ordeal?
Makes sense to me.
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:31 pm to WG_Dawg
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Damn. The HA I'm seeing on now is some trash on abc family called "Home Alone: The Holiday Heist". ugh
I don't even want to know what the frick that is.
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