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re: Let's Overanalyze "Home Alone" and "Home Alone 2"

Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:13 pm to
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The type of places that would charge the equivalent of $21 for a single pizza are trendy, urban spots that are selling you on the ambiance of their fancy restaurant and/or rare ingredients and "gourmet" standards. You pay that much because it's supposedly "the best pizza ever omg". Those places don't deliver.


Again, you're wrong. But your disdain for people and places that are different than you is cloyingly palpable. Thanks for that.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 12/8/15 at 2:15 pm to
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Again, you're wrong. But your disdain for people and places that are different than you is cloyingly palpable. Thanks for that.


Yeah, I'm in North Dallas and there's a legit pizza place that charges out the arse for delivery, but it's damn good stuff. Paid exactly $21.00 with the tip.
Posted by accnodefense
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Posted on 12/8/15 at 3:48 pm to
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I'm not some bumpkin who doesn't know what things cost. I've lived in central Houston and central Austin, been to and had pizza in Manhattan and Chicago, and never paid $21 for a pie. As high as $18, in an actual pizza place, yes. But $21 for a delivery pizza in the 'burbs? GTFO.


I have in Denver. Some trendy pizza place. Paid $18 for a pizza about the size of a Frisbee, if even that. I mean it was good but $18 it was more like an appetizer or a snack than a meal.
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 12/8/15 at 4:48 pm to
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The type of places that would charge the equivalent of $21 for a single pizza are trendy, urban spots that are selling you on the ambiance of their fancy restaurant and/or rare ingredients and "gourmet" standards. You pay that much because it's supposedly "the best pizza ever omg". Those places don't deliver.




I live in the Lower Greenville area of Dallas. Right down the way from me is a place called Greenville Avenue Pizza. Its not a trendy spot, they have a shite ambiance, and they don't call their pizza gourmet. The large supreme is $23 before tax and they do deliver.


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The McAlisters lived in the 'burbs. The delivery driver was a kid in a beat up Geo Metro or something along those lines. The pizza was in an average cardboard box. The place has a stereotypical off-brand pizza place name: "Little Neros". It's like a little family joint around the corner. The price is absurd and points to a rich screenwriter out of touch with average people's reality who just pulled a number out of his rear end.


The McCallisters live in one of the wealthiest areas in the country. They aren't in some garden variety suburb like Plano or McKinney. They live in Winnetka Village which is similar to but wealthier than Highland Park in DFW.

Never mind that they are clearly rich as frick and more than likely DGAF about something like the cost of a pizza. (obviously not counting mooch arse Uncle Frank) This is even hinted at as neither of the parents had any idea how much they were due to pay when the guy showed up.
This post was edited on 12/8/15 at 5:42 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 12/8/15 at 4:59 pm to
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They live in Winnetka Village which is similar to but wealthier than Highland Park in DFW.



The pizza place I order from that I referenced earlier is in Highland Park as well. Yes, they are that damn expensive.
Posted by josh336
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Posted on 12/11/15 at 11:05 am to
im guessing they chose john candy for the travel van because he seemed like one of the least threatening guys they could cast.
Posted by CockyTime
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Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 12/17/15 at 4:26 pm to
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Another thing I noticed was once the McAllister family gets to NYC, the mom goes to the hotel and has the fricking nerve to tell the lady at the front desk "Because of you, my son is lost and alone in NYC." Um, no, you fricking count...your son is lost because you are a horrible mother and lost him at the airport. Not to mention that this is the second time this has happened in a year. And you have the nerve to try to pass the blame onto someone else? frick you and your disrespectful bull shite.

And then, at the end of the movie, everybody wakes up and sees all the presents and is happy and all that. Then Kevin, without so much as as second thought, sneaks off to go to Central fricking Park alone AGAIN. And not only does he leave his parents intentionally, none of the adults (or 37 kids) notices that he is gone either. So you all are so worried that Kevin is alone in NYC, and you are all so relieved that he is alive and okay, yet the next fricking morning, you pay so little attention that you let him run off alone again? And then not even notice when he's gone...again? Get the frick out of here, McAllister family. You are all terrible people.


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Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 12/17/15 at 8:17 pm to
Has the flag hanging over the attic bed been discussed? What flag is that and why is it displayed rather prominently in the room, yet hidden on the 3rd floor. Does Peter McCallister have some dubious allegiances with some shady country?

Eta: I'm watching now
This post was edited on 12/17/15 at 8:18 pm
Posted by 1999
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Posted on 12/17/15 at 9:04 pm to
I think it's the city flag for Chicago.
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 11:49 am to
Posted by dukke v
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 11:57 am to
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Without a doubt my favorite Christmas film in my youth was "Home Alone



It is a great holidaymovie and has a lasting aura about it... Home Alone 2 was a jokeand should have never been made IMO.....Some movies just don't need a sequel and HA is one of them.... As far as Christmas Vacation... This has to be my favorite xmas movie of all time. They have some real good ones out there but IMO nothing tops it... I have seen it over 100 times and still laugh..............everytime......




Posted by CRAZE
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 3:47 pm to

Did Kevin somehow know that Harry was going to be the one coming in the back door? The flamethrower was perfectly placed for his height. Marv is a good foot taller. If Marv had come through that door the torch would have melted his face off.

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We were right


Kevin's ability to predict the actions of criminals was uncanny. He for sure had a future in the FBI as a profiler or maybe a security consultant to the rich and famous. Obviously the years of mental abuse from his family sent him down a different path in life.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 12/18/15 at 3:49 pm to
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Obviously the years of mental abuse from his family sent him down a different path in life.



Moral of the story:

Bad things happen to you when you call your mom a dummy. Hug your parents, kids.
Posted by GeorgeReymond
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 12/20/15 at 12:47 pm to
I remember first reading this thread my freshmen year at LSU. I didn't have a TD account but was an active lurker. If I remember correctly I was upstairs in our fraternity house listening to an older active bitch about some girl when I pulled out my phone and began reading this thread.

If we fast forward to today. I just graduated from LSU and that guy is now engaged to that bitch.

May the tLegacy of this thread live on
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 12/20/15 at 1:57 pm to
and yet in all that time, OP still hasn't delivered.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/20/15 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

I remember first reading this thread my freshmen year at LSU. I didn't have a TD account but was an active lurker. If I remember correctly I was upstairs in our fraternity house listening to an older active bitch about some girl when I pulled out my phone and began reading this thread.

If we fast forward to today. I just graduated from LSU and that guy is now engaged to that bitch.

May the tLegacy of this thread live on


I'm here to touch lives, man. Thank you for sharing your touching story, and may this thread live on forever.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/20/15 at 2:01 pm to
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and yet in all that time, OP still hasn't delivered.



I've pretty much done it, just scattered throughout the thread.

We need to do a rewatch together though. I won't disappoint this time.
Posted by Billder
Where you live
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 5:07 pm to
Buzz Feed clearly stealing intellectual capital from this board with their article today.

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82 Thoughts I Had While Watching “Home Alone” For The First Tim


Shameless thieves
Posted by accnodefense
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 6:34 pm to
In Home Alone 2 when Kate arrives in NYC and is wandering the city looking for Kevin... and then she goes to the house that Kevin had booby trapped to see if he is there. She knocks on the door, could you imagine if she had tried to open the door instead? She would have received the brunt of the staple gun.
Posted by accnodefense
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 6:35 pm to
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It is a great holidaymovie and has a lasting aura about it... Home Alone 2 was a jokeand should have never been made IMO.....Some movies just don't need a sequel and HA is one of them.... As far as Christmas Vacation... This has to be my favorite xmas movie of all time. They have some real good ones out there but IMO nothing tops it... I have seen it over 100 times and still laugh..............everytime......


Boo this... Home Alone 2 is just as good as 1. I think Home Alone 3 is what you are referring to
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