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King of the Hill theories and musings
Posted on 3/8/22 at 9:08 am
Posted on 3/8/22 at 9:08 am
Has anyone considered that during the 2000 episode "The Perils of Polling" in which Hank Hill is able to shake the hand of future president George W. Bush?
Hank is distraught at the notion that Bush's handshake was "limp". Could it be that Bush was extending one of the many handshakes of the mason organization to determine if Hank was in the brotherhood?
Could Peggy have had an affair with Bill Dauterive leading to the birth of Bobby Hill? Bobby clearly has more in common with Bill than Hank, and Hank has a narrow urethra.
Anyone else have any thoughts or theories about the show?
Hank is distraught at the notion that Bush's handshake was "limp". Could it be that Bush was extending one of the many handshakes of the mason organization to determine if Hank was in the brotherhood?
Could Peggy have had an affair with Bill Dauterive leading to the birth of Bobby Hill? Bobby clearly has more in common with Bill than Hank, and Hank has a narrow urethra.
Anyone else have any thoughts or theories about the show?
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Posted on 3/8/22 at 9:10 am to The Eric
I probably have the wildest theory there is, and I think its going to be pretty controversial.
I think Joseph might be John Redcorn's kid. Try not to have your mind blown.
I think Joseph might be John Redcorn's kid. Try not to have your mind blown.
Posted on 3/8/22 at 9:12 am to Fun Bunch
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I think Joseph might be John Redcorn's kid. Try not to have your mind blown.
It's the skin complexion. Dale's family tree was pretty diverse in the late 19th century
Posted on 3/8/22 at 9:15 am to The Eric
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Could it be that Bush was extending one of the many handshakes of the mason organization to determine if Hank was in the brotherhood?
Or maybe GWB was just a limp-wristed globalist stooge?
Posted on 3/8/22 at 9:53 am to The Eric
I don't know about all that but King of the Hill is a perfect example of a show being able to poke a little fun at different groups of people without being nasty and mean about it. We could use more of that opposed to being woke just for the sake of being woke and insulting
This post was edited on 3/8/22 at 9:59 am
Posted on 3/8/22 at 10:07 am to The Eric
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Hank is distraught at the notion that Bush's handshake was "limp". Could it be that Bush was extending one of the many handshakes of the mason organization to determine if Hank was in the brotherhood?
Posted on 3/8/22 at 10:51 am to FredBear
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I don't know about all that but King of the Hill is a perfect example of a show being able to poke a little fun at different groups of people without being nasty and mean about it. We could use more of that opposed to being woke just for the sake of being woke and insulting
I fear what will happen if they try to reboot it.
Posted on 3/8/22 at 11:11 am to The Eric
There's a theory floating around that Dale actually knows all about Nancy and John Redcorn, but he lets it happen because Nancy brings in the money, and it allows him to be an exterminator + conspiracy theorist full time.
Posted on 3/8/22 at 11:13 am to TomBuchanan
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I fear what will happen if they try to reboot it.
You will find out soon because a reboot is in the works
Posted on 3/8/22 at 11:13 am to The Eric
Don't tell anybody but Boomhauer was a Texas Ranger.
Posted on 3/8/22 at 11:32 am to Rhio
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There's a theory floating around that Dale actually knows all about Nancy and John Redcorn, but he lets it happen because Nancy brings in the money, and it allows him to be an exterminator + conspiracy theorist full time.
I've kinda always been in that camp. Dale even confirms he knows he's not father and blames aliens instead. Not to mention when he finds out Joseph has a sister he intentionally wrecks Bills relationship with her mother to get her back with Redcorn.
Posted on 3/8/22 at 12:32 pm to The Eric
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Could Peggy have had an affair with Bill Dauterive leading to the birth of Bobby Hill? Bobby clearly has more in common with Bill than Hank, and Hank has a narrow urethra.
This.
Posted on 3/8/22 at 12:39 pm to Gpfather
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Could Peggy have had an affair with Bill Dauterive leading to the birth of Bobby Hill? Bobby clearly has more in common with Bill than Hank, and Hank has a narrow urethra.
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This.
No chance guys. Bill was a stud athlete. Bobby looks like he should be Cotton's son not grandson. That would be a better theory that Peggy got with Cotton since Hank couldn't have kids.
Posted on 3/8/22 at 3:24 pm to redfishfan
He was a stud athlete until the government injected him with walrus DNA.
The question is whether conception happened before or after the DNA was injected.
The question is whether conception happened before or after the DNA was injected.
Posted on 3/8/22 at 4:18 pm to The Eric
Regular Sized Rudy is Bobby Hill.
Posted on 3/8/22 at 9:31 pm to The Eric
Bill was in the placebo group.
Posted on 3/9/22 at 8:20 pm to BCLA
Does that prove anything other than he's not very in tune with the situation lol Bill being Bobby's daddy now that is new. I don't believe it tho.
This post was edited on 3/9/22 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 3/10/22 at 12:18 am to The Eric
Nah, Peggy slept with principal Sheppard and had Bobby.
Or maybe a drunk Buck Strickland.
Or maybe a drunk Buck Strickland.
Posted on 3/10/22 at 12:57 am to The Eric
Id enjoy the show if Peggy wasn't in it
Posted on 3/10/22 at 8:52 am to Fun Bunch
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I think Joseph might be John Redcorn's kid
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