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re: Just watched "The Jerk" for the first time

Posted on 2/1/23 at 8:31 am to
Posted by Legba007
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Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 8:35 am to
this and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels are peak SM
Posted by crash1211
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 8:59 am to
Lord loves a working man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Posted by Nutriaitch
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:00 am to
I finally found out what my special purpose is for
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 9:55 am to
I'm picking out a thermos for you......Not just any thermos will do......

I love it when he is hitch hiking and the guy picks him up and offer him a ride to the end of this fence.

Absolute classic comedy of all time.
Posted by Alt26
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:06 am to
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“The monkeys will eat the eggplants!”


"jungle bunnies", not monkeys.

Semantics aside, that is one of favorite scenes in any comedy movie. The way he incredulously shouts "Sir! You are talking to a Nig**r!" makes me lose it every time

The Jerk is in the top 5 of my favorite comedies of all time. I still use lines today (that most people don't get). When asked for id I will say "Here's my drivers license and a copy of my astronaut application form...I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.”
Posted by Alt26
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:08 am to
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I love it when he is hitch hiking and the guy picks him up and offer him a ride to the end of this fence.


That's the insufferable (when he's not acting) Rob Reiner.

Also, Bernadette Peters had a great rack!
Posted by DaleGribble
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:19 am to
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Also, Bernadette Peters had a great rack!




Talk about someone aging well. She still looks incredible.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:21 am to
This and Lebowski are my two all time favorite funny movies
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:29 am to
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Talk about someone aging well. She still looks incredible.


2021
Posted by Floating Change Up
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:54 am to
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Bernadette Peters


Beautiful lady and one of the all-time great comedic actors/actresses.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 10:55 am to
I can't find the gif but when Patty rolls up on the motorcycle and gets off and pops her hips...hahaha I lose it every time.

Fantastic movie
Posted by LSUMJ
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:00 am to
I try to use “HE’S NOT CARNIVAL PERSONNEL” whenever possible
Posted by BobABooey
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:02 am to
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I still use lines today (that most people don't get)

I reference the scene at the carnival booth when he explains how you can win anything in the display but then keeps narrowing it down to a couple of cheap trinkets.

I’ll refer to it when there’s a situation in which it appears you have a lot of choices when in fact you only have 1 or 2 and they’re bad. No one has ever admitted to having seen it.
Posted by Alt26
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:05 am to
Posted by upgrade
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:17 am to
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I try to use “HE’S NOT CARNIVAL PERSONNEL” whenever possible


Same
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 11:32 am to
Yes I refer to a profit scam on a regular basis.

And Bernadette Peters rack should have its own thread. Magnificent.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 1:18 pm to
It is a fantastic movie.

But the woke pc crowd has largely memoryholed it.
Posted by Hoops
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 1:22 pm to
I should be able to send more money next month as Patty has promised me a blow job
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 2/1/23 at 1:53 pm to
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was great as was My Blue Heaven.

It's not tipping I believe in, it's overtipping
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