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re: 3-Time Oscar Winner Rumored to Voice Aslan in Netflix’s Narnia Film (White Witch cast pg4)

Posted on 3/31/25 at 11:53 am to
Posted by Esquire
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 11:53 am to
To add some established news, this is adapting The Magician's Nephew instead of the traditional first book.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:02 pm to
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I thought Aslan was a boy lion... is Aslan going to be a lioness?



He's Jesus/God.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:05 pm to
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He's Jesus/God.


I know... and I love CS Lewis. But even for people who don't 'get' the storyline, the wth'ness of having a female voice a male lion is over the top.
Posted by St Augustine
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:05 pm to
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As an aside, Narnia should be considered a dead property. Kids give zero shits about that series.


Based on what?

My three couldn’t disagree more with this.
Posted by St Augustine
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:06 pm to
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To add some established news, this is adapting The Magician's Nephew instead of the traditional first book.


That’s awesome news!

ETA if they don’t frick it up of course.
This post was edited on 3/31/25 at 12:43 pm
Posted by MemphisGuy
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:16 pm to
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all of the religious stuff, philosophy, Lewis's worldview are essentially going to be excised


But... that's what The Chronicles of Narnia.. are. They are an allegory. Well, according to Lewis himself, they are "Supposals"... but the point remains. Their entire reason for being is to explore Christ and Christian themes.

Take that away and Gerwig is just producing... a fantasy story about kids and a Lion. She's missing the entire meaning behind them.
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:18 pm to
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The religious overtones are too obvious to do anything that would downplay that.


That's exactly why they want it and want to corrupt it.

"Evil is not able to create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good." - J.R.R. Tolkien
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:23 pm to
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Is it going to be “Meryl Streep voice” coming out of a male lion or are they going to alter it post-production to be a male version of “Meryl Streep voice”, which begs the question, why pick her?



I would assume it's going to be a female lion. Would be kind of pointless hiring her as a male lion just to change her voice. Could be wrong though.

She's already failed at being a Cat once.
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:26 pm to
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I would assume it's going to be a female lion. Would be kind of pointless hiring her as a male lion just to change her voice. Could be wrong though.
Just what we need, someone changing a character’s base characteristics.

This will definitely result in Corinthians420, that TEMU version of SFP, creating 500 posts about how it doesn’t matter.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:39 pm to
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To add some established news, this is adapting The Magician's Nephew instead of the traditional first book.


That is cool, too bad it sounds like they are screwing it up. Can I just get a stand alone Horse and His Boy?
Posted by arktiger28
Member since Aug 2005
5413 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:53 pm to
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As an aside, Narnia should be considered a dead property. Kids give zero shits about that series.


My kids love it. But they are some of those strange homeschoolers who have been exposed to broad ranges of literature.
Posted by Kinderman
Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 12:58 pm to
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Take that away and Gerwig is just producing... a fantasy story about kids and a Lion.

And in that case this will go the way of Snow White where half the country will just outright reject it from the start. Hollywood has to be filled with some of the dumbest people alive.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28560 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:02 pm to
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I would assume it's going to be a female lion. Would be kind of pointless hiring her as a male lion just to change her voice.



Either it's a female lion or a male with a weak, effeminate voice. Either way, mission accomplished by these heathens.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
14718 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:18 pm to
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And in that case this will go the way of Snow White where half the country will just outright reject it from the start. Hollywood has to be filled with some of the dumbest people alive.

Besides... didn't they already do a non religious Naria... The Golden Compass, which was basically anti-Narnia... that bombed?
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:19 pm to
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Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA’



Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:28 pm to
I often wonder about the decisions they make with stuff like this.

I am sure with most of them it is a conscious choice to be subversive or something.

But I do think with some of them they are truly oblivious as to why anyone would care and can't fathom that there is any difference one way or the other.

Odd people
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:35 pm to
What if Aslan was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus trying to make His way home?
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:37 pm to
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I often wonder about the decisions they make with stuff like this.

I am sure with most of them it is a conscious choice to be subversive or something.


They have a desperate need to make their mark on something. They don't realize is just making an amazing product and/or faithful adaptation is far more impressive and usually more memorable. It is just more difficult, so we get stuff like this.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104097 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:38 pm to
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Gerwig has claimed she has "deep reverence" for the source material but there have been rumors and leaks that all of the religious stuff, philosophy, Lewis's worldview are essentially going to be excised


So… it has the name and may have talking animals, four kids, and a white witch.

Yeah, this is going to suck.
Posted by Gavin Elster
Member since Mar 2020
3453 posts
Posted on 3/31/25 at 1:39 pm to
I’m a Gerwig fan and was excited for her take on the Narnia series as she’s a very talented director. But if she makes the Christ figure in the books into a female version, this property is doa. The audience who would be most interested in it will totally reject it. Why the hell would she do that? Hopefully this rumor isn’t true.
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