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re: What’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard a friend say they could do in the sports world?
Posted on 7/30/21 at 5:04 pm to Nutriaitch
Posted on 7/30/21 at 5:04 pm to Nutriaitch
quote:Curling, You beat me to it . I could definitely be the " Broom Bro" that sweeps the ice ahead of the stone. There are obscure events that don't require elite athleticism, but I'm not going to dismiss their skills.
i never tried, but Curling looks like that might be doable.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 6:31 pm to DirtyDawg
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I can take any WNBA player 1 v 1
Unless you played college ball, or you're very athletic and fit.
You're going to get your feelings hurt.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 6:32 pm to Tigerfan56
Compete in the sharpshooting events
Posted on 7/30/21 at 8:21 pm to Tigerfan56
My brother’s best friend claims that he scored 75 points without missing a shot in an intramural game.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 8:40 pm to littleavery1948
Mine is true….
I’m late 30s, and would absolutely be a WNBA all star.
I’m late 30s, and would absolutely be a WNBA all star.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 9:12 pm to ManBearTiger
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Compete in the sharpshooting events
That is one of the bigger LOLs. Women are often very close to the top men. When I was shooting in college there were lots of mixed teams. At the time one of the top NCAA teams was Tennesee Tech and the best shooter on the team was a woman.
It was three position small bore and even in standing and kneeling there is very little strength advantage for me. The proper technique moves the weight onto the skeletal structure and away from the muscles.
Posted on 7/30/21 at 9:27 pm to UnluckyTiger
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Former poster Ron Mexico believes he could’ve been a D1 TE had he focused on football instead of soccer in HS. I still give him shite about it anytime I can.
Tell him SCH said watsup
This post was edited on 7/30/21 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 7/30/21 at 9:52 pm to Tigertown in ATL
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took every PK for the team in a Premier League season that Id be able to score 5 goals
I was curious so I looked it up. Last year Leicester City led the premier league with 12 penalty kicks. 9 of 20 teams scored less than 5 penalty kicks in the entire season.
In 2019-20, 14 of 20 teams scored less than 5 PK goals on the season.
Teams get and score far fewer PKs than I think you realize. You are basically saying you will outperform roughly half the premier league in terms of scoring PKs.
I’m sticking with a hard under 5 goals for you in the premier league.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 1:32 am to PrimeTime Money
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I used to think that if I got 500 plate appearances in MLB that I could luck into like 4 hits.
I don't think that one's too crazy. You're allowed to be taking batting practice and improving the whole time right?
I'm picturing an 0 for 200 start to your career and a 4 for 300 finish.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 2:05 am to Strannix
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But he would constantly insist that there was no woman tennis player in the world, even the pros, that could beat him. Was certain of it. He was probavly right
Y’all must have missed battle of the sexes where billy jean king beat the pro mens division winner of a tournament
Posted on 7/31/21 at 2:06 am to BRIllini07
I used to feel good about being a pro bass fisherman until we started what we called the northern swing. I quickly realized that I wasn’t comfortable fishing a river that you can see the bottom in more than 10 foot of water
Posted on 7/31/21 at 1:45 pm to Thundercles
quote:If you have average coordination and could be reasonably in shape, you'd dominate.
I tell people I could make a WNBA roster tomorrow if they opened it up to true competition. I'm 6'6", 260 lbs, reasonably fit, terrible at basketball
Posted on 7/31/21 at 1:50 pm to Tigerfan56
Posted on 7/31/21 at 2:32 pm to Tigerpride18
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Y’all must have missed battle of the sexes where billy jean king beat the pro mens division winner of a tournament
Bobby Riggs was 55 years old and he threw the match
Posted on 7/31/21 at 3:19 pm to chalmetteowl
Regarding tennis it's actually not that speculative. There's a Universal Trnnis Rating (UTR) that is extremely accurate. It's on a 16.5 scale. Djokovic is a 16.25 and Serena is s 13.25 FYI. I've seen many boys high school players that are probably as low as 6 or 7 tbh. D1 men's players are in the 11 to 14 range. I believe that the top 20 or so WTA players would beat most D1 men.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 3:25 pm to VADawg
quote:I think I have a better chance of hitting a major league pitcher than a lot of other things in professional sports.
Hitting major league pitching has to be the hardest thing to do in sports.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 3:28 pm to NawlinsTiger9
quote:Man City also had the 3rd worst goal rate on penalties in the league (Fulham had 6, scored 3. West Ham had 4, scored 2).
Man City was only awarded 9 penalties and they scored 5 of them, so that’s the margin of error you’re working with
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:54 pm to mdomingue
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You should buy your friend another as an apology
You a-hole
Maybe it was Greg Jefferies
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:56 pm to Tigerfan56
Knew a guy in college who swore playing NHL goalie was the easiest job in sports. "All you gotta do is be huge and stand there."
The idea of a man off the street stopping an Ovechkin shot from the point is utterly laughable.
The idea of a man off the street stopping an Ovechkin shot from the point is utterly laughable.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:06 pm to Tigerfan56
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A separate friend (who played JV HS basketball) thought he could average double digits in the NBA, with the caveat that he was the primary shot taker on the team. He’s a decent athlete but not a good basketball player or shooter, and around 5’10. He said throwing up enough shots, enough would go in. We argued that he would be guarded by the other teams best defender who would be taller, stronger, faster by a lot and wouldn’t be giving him space to throw up enough open shots for 15% or so to go in and get to double digits.
I’m in the floor at this one
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