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re: They just tased Ryan, this game is over - Kentucky middle school basketball is serious

Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:14 am to
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
81378 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:14 am to
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Had a friend as me why I frick with yal so much.


You talk to your friend about your posting habits on TD?
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 10:04 am to
You really are fricking stupid. Thought it might be an act,but nope you're mental.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12292 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:20 am to
Whoever was blowing the shite out of that whistle like it would calm Ryan down is awesome
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
90064 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:38 am to
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You should have read his Jay Johnson takes last year


I am on the record here as having coached MS and HS Basketball for 10 years and then reffed LHSAA basketball another 8 years.

In my experience, everything madking has said in this thread is wrong
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
90064 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:40 am to
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Whoever was blowing the shite out of that whistle like it would calm Ryan down is awesome


we were told when a fight happens, get away, dont touch anyone and take inventory of who is doing what

we were never instructed to continuously blow our whistles
Posted by Crimson K
Tuscaloosa
Member since Dec 2018
7470 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 11:57 am to
OK, I’ve put way too much time into this breaking it down, but from what I can tell our boy Ryan comes in as a result of a guy going after a lady who went on the court.
After the initial ruckus between the players, what I assume is coaches come out to break it up.
Then a lady comes in from the lower right part of the screen, headed out onto the court.
A guy in a dark top and dark pants and a baseball cap comes from the lower left of the screen and confronts her. It looks like he might’ve even put a hand on her, though not very forcefully.
He was definitely up in her face.
Ryan comes in hot from lower right corner off screen and tangles up with the guy confronting the lady. A guy wearing short sleeved dark shirt immediately grabs him from behind. This fracas moves away from the camera and eventually towards the right side of the frame. The guy in the dark clothes is led off with someone bear hugging him from behind to the left of the screen, but he is clearly still upset.
Ryan on the other hand, has two or three dudes around him, including the short sleeved guy who initially grabbed him. It appears he went down at least to a knee. He is still red hot, and fighting to get back at the dude in the original dust up. I’m guessing it’s a security officer in a dark top and khaki pants who comes from lower left off screen and hits him with the taser. Short sleeve dark top lets him go just before, so I’m assuming there was some kind of warning.
Ryan then goes down like a falling redwood.
The game was definitely over for him.
This post was edited on 1/24/26 at 12:00 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80931 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 12:24 pm to
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I’d bet dollars to donuts the refs were dogshit in this game. Terrible refs are 99% of all these incidents in youth sports. It’s a shame how bad it’s gotten.


The losers were down 18 points. Even 5 vs 8 isn't that much of a difference.
Posted by CallinBatonRouge25
Los Angeles by way of Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2026
198 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 12:31 pm to
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Terrible refs are 99% of all these incidents in youth sports

how do people become this confused my god
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108046 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 12:58 pm to
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I’d bet dollars to donuts the refs were dogshit in this game. Terrible refs are 99% of all these incidents in youth sports. It’s a shame how bad it’s gotten.


It was a middle school basketball game. It should never be that serious.
Posted by IggyReilly
New Orleans, LA
Member since Dec 2015
204 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 1:09 pm to
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OK, I’ve put way too much time into this breaking it down


I broke it down just like you did and I've come to the conclusion that Ryan had that shite coming. Outside of the (relatively small) altercation between the lady and the dude in the hat everyone was mostly acting responsibly and just trying to break the fight between the two kids up. Then Ryan comes into it like a goddamned mad man and just wouldn't let things go.

I'd like to think that Ryan experienced a small existential crisis in those seconds that he was immobile and lying face down on an elementary school basketball court, but let's be real, Ryan doesn't fricking think.


Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
81378 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 1:22 pm to
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everything madking has said in this thread is wrong


You can take out "this thread" and still be correct.

Dude is the biggest dork on this board.
Posted by Crimson K
Tuscaloosa
Member since Dec 2018
7470 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 3:32 pm to
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I broke it down just like you did and I've come to the conclusion that Ryan had that shite coming


Oh, absolutely agree. Sorry if it came across otherwise. I was just curious what led up to the tasing, and why just that one guy got to ride the lightning . He went full berserker (as much as an out of shape middle aged dude can).
Posted by CallinBatonRouge25
Los Angeles by way of Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2026
198 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 3:38 pm to
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In my experience, everything madking has said in this thread is wrong

truly is amazing how someone can be this wrong yet still keep going
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23224 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 5:30 pm to
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I’m guessing it’s a security officer in a dark top and khaki pants who comes from lower left off screen and hits him with the taser.


School resource officers train and prepare daily for just such an occurrence.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
290903 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 7:30 pm to
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everything madking says is wrong


Fixed it for you
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19981 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 7:42 pm to
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Kentucky middle school basketball is serious
Posted by 62zip
One Particular Harbor
Member since Aug 2005
6942 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:33 am to
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Weird way of admitting I’m right. Very feminine


That makes no sense but congrats on the high power job.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
13074 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:16 am to
I’d like to offer up an alternative take on causation of such spectacles that is often overlooked and rarely discussed: middle school concessions at games.

They are often unavailable and, if they are, offer little more than some weird opportunity to sell Girl Scout cookies and poorly-made, lukewarm lemonade- all overpriced.

This kind of substandard fare could certainly lead to all kinds of aggravation that can manifest in such displays as shown on the broadcast.

We all could be Ryan…
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177371 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:28 am to
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our boy Ryan comes in as a result of a guy going after a lady who went on the court.

That lady and Ryan walked on screen from the same place. That must be his fat ugly wife.
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
11004 posts
Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:29 am to
Your offer of alternate causation is poor concessions?




















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