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re: Official List of Reasons Why Americans Hate Soccer

Posted on 12/18/22 at 9:59 am to
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 12/18/22 at 9:59 am to
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It's fricking boring. The end.


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Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
10649 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 10:04 am to
It's obvious the American media is pushing soccer hard as part of their plan to push this country towards socialism. Soccer is a socialist/commie sport. I have had to delete about 500 World Cup push notifications the last couple of days. Ridiculous. I don't want to watch it. Quit forcing it on me.
Posted by Boodis Man
Member since Sep 2020
8368 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 10:09 am to
despite being incredibly boring, soccer is the fastest growing sport in the united states and has surpassed NHL in popularity:

LINK
Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
10649 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 10:11 am to
NHL dwarfs MLS in revenues. It's the best hockey league in the world. MLS is a mid level league. Just stop.

Soccer board please.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24837 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 10:17 am to
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Reading this thread I now know why the rest of the world views us as "ugly Americans."
We are a bunch of arrogant simps.

That’s most definitely Europeans. The way I’ve heard I someone describe it is Americans are ignorant while Europeans arrogant. Americans DGAF and Europeans give too much of a frick

As for soccer, I just don’t like it. Not that it applies to all of them, but there’s definitely a section of soccer fans here that follow it because they think it’s the hipster sport (in the US) and/or want us to be like Europeans. Those are the fans I don’t like
This post was edited on 12/18/22 at 10:19 am
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150143 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 10:17 am to
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It's obvious the American media is pushing soccer hard as part of their plan to push this country towards socialism
so true. And you can see this when you look at the purple haired freaks who make up a large portion of its base in this country
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25726 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 10:20 am to
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NFL teams average between 14 and 28 points per game. If each touchdown was counted as one point instead of 6 plus the extra point, the score of NFL games would resemble soccer scores. Instead of game being 28 to 14, it would be 4 to 2. Basketball is about the only major sport that truly has a lot of scoring.

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the MLS average is 2.51 goals per game

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This season NFL teams are averaging 21.6 points per game so far in the 2022 season. That's down from 23.0 in 2021
Posted by Boodis Man
Member since Sep 2020
8368 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 10:21 am to
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NHL dwarfs MLS in revenues. It's the best hockey league in the world. MLS is a mid level league. Just stop.

Soccer board please.



i'm not even talking about MLS. americans watch the enlgish premier league too which is not only bigger than the NHL, but bigger than the NFL and all other sports leagues.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 10:22 am to
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Reading this thread I now know why the rest of the world views us as "ugly Americans."

We are a bunch of arrogant simps.


No we are called dumb Americans.

Ie. Your usage of simp here
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150143 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 10:23 am to
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which is not only bigger than the NHL, but bigger than the NFL and all other sports leagues.

nooooooooope
Posted by Boodis Man
Member since Sep 2020
8368 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 10:35 am to
That’s revenue obviously. I’m talking viewership and popularity. NFL is only more popular in the USA
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150143 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 10:35 am to
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That’s revenue obviously.
yes
Posted by 21JumpStreet
Member since Jul 2012
14895 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 11:22 am to
Meh both are like watching painting
Posted by chity
Chicago, Il
Member since Dec 2008
6796 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 1:09 pm to
Lacrosse is a lot better alternative sport than soccer if you don't like football.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38160 posts
Posted on 12/18/22 at 2:33 pm to
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Soccer is the barometer of the strength of a country. All these half arse countries like France and Argentina, good at soccer suck as a country. The decline of America coincides with its emphasis on soccer. It produces weak, over dramatic men.


You just need to tie in Soros and zelensky and you’d have a perfect deranged boomer parody.
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