re: DAT 8/1: Astros (Blanco) vs Rangers (DeGrom) 6:10pm

Posted by A Menace to Sobriety

Member since Jun 2018

32928 posts

Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:23 pm to TigerFan91

frick the mother fricking frick the Rangers. Put that overrated as frick team in their shite hole place.

Posted by Off McVoy

Member since Feb 2006

4970 posts

Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:24 pm to A Menace to Sobriety

This is the best bad team ever

Posted by Domeskeller

Astrodome

Member since Jun 2020

10185 posts

Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:25 pm to NIH

quote:
Anyone see Poncho villa?

I had just remembered to ask if Poncho (Villa) had raised the (white) flag yet.

IYKYK.

This post was edited on 8/1/26 at 9:27 pm

Posted by High C

viewing the fall....

Member since Nov 2012

62456 posts

Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:26 pm to Jwho77

quote:
We will regret not getting a prenup.

100%. But just how good is the sex?

Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger

Fulshear TX

Member since Jan 2004

9011 posts

Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:27 pm to poncho villa

quote:
Try to not cheat this game ok guys i know it's hard

How about the Rangers try not to suck?

Imagine being 4-8 vs this team?

Posted by Domeskeller

Astrodome

Member since Jun 2020

10185 posts

Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:27 pm to LSUBoo

quote:
We should be arse.

We are arse.

Except we're not arse.

Less arse than the rest of the arse out there, I guess.

Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler

Member since Dec 2011

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Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:27 pm to Obi-Wan Tiger

Once again poncho villa resides in the cuck chair

Posted by wahoocs

Lafayette, LA

Member since Nov 2004

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Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:27 pm to Jwho77

quote:
We will regret not getting a prenup.

You are literally the reason I still follow this

The young guys are also intriguing

Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger

Fulshear TX

Member since Jan 2004

9011 posts

Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:29 pm to Uncle Mike23

quote:
Yeah, more lunacy.

Probably…although I put slightly more stock in it given HE made the comments and is not being put on radio silence like Tucker, et al.

Posted by LSUGrad9295

Baton Rouge

Member since May 2007

38501 posts

Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:31 pm to LSUBoo

quote:
I'm so confused by this team.

We should be arse.

We are arse.

Except we're not arse.

The divison we play in is mega-arse. God help us if we were still in the NL.

Bud Selig can still frick off though.

This post was edited on 8/1/26 at 9:50 pm

Posted by jclem11

Chief Nihilist

Member since Nov 2011

10055 posts

Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:31 pm to NIH

Still undefeated when attending this season - 5-0 now. You are welcome, DAT-tards.

Posted by NIH

Member since Aug 2008

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Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:31 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler

At least he got to give Paul Marinara rub downs. Can’t put a price on being close to greatness.

Posted by NIH

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Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:34 pm to jclem11

Ive got a 7-2 record going after tonight. Shitter lines were dreadful

Posted by Floating Change Up

Member since Dec 2013

13155 posts

Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:40 pm to Domeskeller

quote:
I had just remembered to ask if Poncho (Villa) had raised the (white) flag yet. IYKYK.

Chile rellanos.

Posted by Tiger Ryno

#WoF

Member since Feb 2007

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Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:41 pm to LSUBoo

quote:
we are arse

Checks out. A lot of baseball left

Posted by Cosmo

glassman's guest house

Member since Oct 2003

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Posted on 8/1/26 at 9:44 pm to Domeskeller

quote:
Wonder if the national media still thinks we should trade Jeremy Pena to Boston.

Package deal with yordan for a couple of mid prospects. Great deal for both teams per espn

Posted by Floating Change Up

Member since Dec 2013

13155 posts

Posted on 8/1/26 at 11:06 pm to Cosmo

Mariners throwing in the towel.

Luis Castillo traded.

And more trade bullshite…

If you put the gay Dodgers and the frick off Rangers in a giant blender, you’d get an infinity supply of gay frick offs.

This post was edited on 8/2/26 at 12:25 am

Posted by High C

viewing the fall....

Member since Nov 2012

62456 posts

Posted on 8/2/26 at 8:43 am to Floating Change Up