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Looks like there is an Astros baseball game tomorrow at noonish.
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Dalen and Uncle Mike


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Woof


Final ESPN offseason grade:

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Houston Astros: C

Key additions: RHP Tatsuya Imai, RHP Mike Burrows, RHP Ryan Weiss, SS Nick Allen, OF Joey Loperfido

Key departures: LHP Framber Valdez, INF/OF Mauricio Dubon, OF Jacob Melton, C Victor Caratini, OF Jesus Sanchez

With Valdez leaving in free agency and Ronel Blanco, Brandon Walter and Hayden Wesneski all gone for most or all of the season after Tommy John surgeries, the Astros' priority was the rotation. Imai signed for three years and $54 million -- or about half of the three-year, $115 million deal that Valdez eventually signed with the Tigers. That's right in line with the projections that see Imai as about half as valuable as Valdez. Burrows comes over from the Pirates, where he had a 3.94 ERA as a rookie in 19 starts, so that looks like a nice pickup. Weiss never reached the majors with the Diamondbacks or Royals but had a big year in Korea and could factor in the rotation as well. All of that is fine, but the Astros didn't address an offense that scored 30 fewer runs than the AL average. A healthy Yordan Alvarez will help, but the third base logjam with Carlos Correa and Isaac Paredes still exists -- and even if Paredes turns into a sort of utility guy, it's a poor use of resources. Maybe that trade is still to come as, after swapping Sanchez for Loperfido, general manager Dana Brown said, "We're not done." The Sanchez trade saves about $6 million, so the payroll sits about $15 million below the first tax threshold.
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Zach Dezenzo
Zach Cole
Jake Meyers
Cam Smith
Jesus Sanchez

Terrifying.


An absolute shitsack full of strikeouts awaiting these fellas.
Looks like FanDuel has “our” O/U for wins at 86.5. Guess they expect LMJ to do some serious work on the bump and maybe even at the plate. That’ll be triple shifts if you count his barista work. Is he up to the challenge?
None of the fragile mfers on this team should participate.
Goodness, Game 7 of the 2019 WS just started on MLBN. I ain’t got the words.
Well, I hate that. Big Dick Vic was a gamer.
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Walker


It’s Cocksuck :lol:
Esock and Yainer didn’t agree and are headed to hearings.
At the risk of banishment for stealing a DAT elder’s insult, I really and truly believe that Sanchez is “cheeks”.
MLB midwinter Power Rankings from ESPN:

11. Houston Astros

Final 2025 ranking: 12
Way-too-early 2026 ranking: 23

After injuries ravaged three-fifths of the rotation in 2025, the Astros have added reinforcements: Tatsuya Imai from Japan, Mike Burrows from the Pirates and Ryan Weiss, who starred in Korea. But it looks almost certain that free agent Framber Valdez is leaving and nothing has been done to improve a mediocre offense that's too right-handed and too dependent on a healthy Yordan Alvarez. A Carlos Correa/Isaac Paredes logjam at third base also leads to some defensive issues as Alvarez, Paredes and Jose Altuve can't all DH at the same time. -- Schoenfield
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Someone give us the rundown on Burrows


Cousin of Joe Burrows. Shoved against the Astros back in June. One of these may be true, zero could be true, but they both are not true.

Congratulations to TigerFan91!
McTaggart:

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Some tibdits from Espada's media session:
- Altuve not made a decision about WBC participation.
- He wants to avoid using Hader/Abreu for 4 outs early in season.
- Alvarez will DH most of the season for health purposes.
- Altuve's defensive future uncertain.


In the parlance of our times, I’d say this squad is “cooked”.
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Domeskeller


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be selling high on Meyers


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I don't hate it if he's traded.


Jwho, probably:

Think we can get CK back? Love that guy.
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wait, has anyone else ever looked at Uncs post history? He literally only posts in the DAT. Man lives for this thread.


Thanks for noticing. Right or wrong, I wear it as a badge of honor.

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Once the roster is set maybe have a summit at Superior on Highland to do some pre-bitching


Wouldn’t mind weaseling in on a meeting of the minds if that plays out.
Free agency begins at 4pm today. Guess we will hide and watch. Probably for the best.