re: Board favorite Agent Zero bodybagged Swaggy P AGAIN

No promises though. You know how it is with him

Manu is done bro. For his sake, he should retire and avoid being Luka’s bitch

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Manu is done bro. For his sake, he should retire and avoid being Luka’s bitch

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ETA: I'll probably bite hard on that bait if I'm up in my feels after Manu finally hangs 'em up

Every few months I get caught up in the flow and really start thinking the rant is a place of smart guys just playing dumb all the time to troll newbs and that really it’s an amazing part of the internet that most people don’t even know about and I feel privileged and I think what we do here is important .... then I read a thread this and remember it’s 50 smart dudes and a laundry list of retards and that if someone asks what I am looking at on my phone I should say searching amazon to keep up appearances.

Monday’s suck

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is no one going to mention that swaggy p is correct, that car is hideous

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I'll be the board contrarian here and say that Swaggy's joke was better than Agent Zero's.

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From the old guy in the crowd that 2 tone job is straight out of 70's pimp but you usually only saw it on the top end Cadillacs and Lincolns. Back then nobody needed a SUV because the sedans before the arab oil shocks of the 70's probably had a longer wheelbase than the current Escalade SUV's and had a trunk you could put about 1/2 dozen dead bodies in if you had to go all gangster. If you were a white kid in the burbs back in those days you used all that extra trunk room to put your pals in so you could sneak them into the drive in movies.

Early 80's was the last I remember of the 2 tones was something like this but a few feet longer and full on white walls instead of the thin stripes. It was owned by the brother who lived down the street from me and had the full blown wire wheels that were like 250.00 per wheel in the early 80's (so more like 500 or 1,000 per wheel today). A pimps ride for the average man if ever there was one and an air conditioner that created the arctic on even the hottest summer days.



Thinking you were all slick but not knowing the back end of the car was scraping pavement and sparks were flying which of course even the slowest coach selling tickets at the drive in knew exactly what you were doing. They were just cool in not busting you for the stowaways and they probably more than made up for it when they sold more overpriced stuff at the concession stands to your smuggled in friends.

As for the pink shoes and purse on a black man back then, well face it, you were gay or at least a crossdresser in an age full of closets.

Another buddy had one of these but in 2 tone maroon on maroon with the fake extra tires on both sides and about 2 feet longer. No car today can match the interior of that beast for pure softness and com fort. Damn thing was like riding around town in a soft was of warm bubble gum.



If top down gangster lean driving is out of touch these days, then I don't want to be cool and current. Let me rock it old school.

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Nick Young, most recently of the Golden State Warriors' latest championship team, proffered a quite unsolicited opinion on the appearance of former NBA player Gilbert Arenas' vehicle. In Mr. Young's opinion, Mr. Arenas' car looked rather behind the times.

Mr. Arenas took umbrage with Mr. Young's observation, responding with a purposefully churlish hashtag referencing Mr. Young's release from employment by the Warriors, and continued unemployed status in general. Mr. Arenas further inquired (ostensibly on behalf of an associate of his) after any arrangements of which the unfortunate Mr. Young may be in need in order to gain access to his former employer's arena (no pun intended) in order to accept the jewelry prize to which he is entitled (being as he was a member of the Warriors' basketball organization at the time of their most recent crowning) on the night designated for such disbursements.

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My frickin brotha