Started By
Message

if you had to come up with $1M in cash

Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:56 am
Posted by aldawg2323
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2010
450 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:56 am
in 12 months, how would you do that? this question just occurred to me and i would like to hear any ideas
Posted by tigerclaw10
My house
Member since Jun 2010
4787 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 6:02 am to
Does the end goal require me to need a home to stay in after? Because most people are off loading their home if they don’t have it in the bank or in a 401k.
Posted by RoyalWe
Prairieville, LA
Member since Mar 2018
3777 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 6:35 am to
I'd just take an IRA disbursement -- even if I had to pay the 10% penalty.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
18596 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 6:55 am to
1. Sell stocks, but the taxes would blow.
2. Cash in retirement, I’m over 59.5 so no penalties I guess. Taxes still blow.
3. Sell house. No mortgage now, but I’d have to live somewhere.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
59151 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:22 am to
quote:

in 12 months, how would you do that? this question just occurred to me and i would like to hear any ideas
Aside from selling a child I would need to sell the house and dip into my retirement funds. When I say dip into, I mean like take a significant portion out.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
18480 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:24 am to
If its close to an election I'd run for Congress. You can easily embezzle that much in "campaign donations"
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
24874 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:26 am to
Would depend on why I needed the cash.
Posted by BigApple
Member since Jun 2022
889 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:29 am to
HELOC
Posted by aldawg2323
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2010
450 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 12:03 pm to
id probably first try to market and sell my business, followed by liquidating my real estate assets

im not in the stock market much other than the 401k funds . any tips on how to begin?
Posted by UpstairsComputer
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2017
1746 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 12:20 pm to
Agree with others, depends what it's for. That definitely affects the answer, but assuming it wasn't someone is going to murder my family situation, I'd go with 1) stop saving & accelerating mortgage, start accumulating cash 2) use cash 3) draw down lines of credit including take 401k loan 4) pull from investments and 5) throw a few thousand on some alt coins, and spend the year trying to pump them on Twitter.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
131394 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

if you had to come up with $1M in cash
I'd sell $1 million of my Money Market mutual fund.
Posted by Semper Gumby
Member since Dec 2021
551 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 12:35 pm to
If it’s a deal you’re working on, email sempergumbyla@gmail.com
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30140 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 12:45 pm to
Work a job making $2 million
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
17454 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

in 12 months, how would you do that? this question just occurred to me and i would like to hear any ideas


Cut back on my spending for the year and not buy a new house. I may come up a little short so I’d have to sell some crypto and maybe some stocks.
Posted by Lolathon234
Rio
Member since Oct 2022
1351 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 12:54 pm to
Need a loan?
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
11006 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 2:52 pm to
I didn’t think there was anyone on the OT that couldn’t round up a million in cash with the quickness.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17172 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 3:00 pm to
Rob a bank
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28312 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 3:33 pm to
quote:


in 12 months, how would you do that? this question just occurred to me and i would like to hear any ideas


Never had this come up as an issue before. I would just write the check but my suggestion would be to offload the wife and you'll have more money than you'll ever know what to do with.
This post was edited on 6/14/24 at 3:34 pm
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
23401 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
6049 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:10 pm to
10 blowjobs for $100,000 each

or

100,000 blowjobs for $10 each
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram