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re: Lane has been going to different yoga places every day to find hottest one...

Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:31 am to
Posted by Tifway419
Member since Sep 2022
1730 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:31 am to
Sorry Lane, hate to break it to ya Bebe, but Oxford women are an OT rating higher on average than BR women.
Posted by jawnybnsc
Greer, SC
Member since Dec 2016
5905 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:33 am to
I was always told that the angle of the dangle equals the heat of the meat times the mass of the arse.
Posted by LaneTrain
Member since Oct 2025
21 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:41 am to
Sounds like a good calculation to me
Posted by c_lawton11
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2022
382 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 9:51 am to
How many douchebags from U-Club are about to get cucked by Lane Kiffin?
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9592 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:16 am to
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LaneTrain

quote:

This is the most lane kiffin story ever.

Posted by Laman1978
Earth
Member since Jan 2009
11496 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:19 am to
How are you liking Baton Rouge otherwise, Coach?
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7418 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:20 am to
He can wait a few months and do it outside.
Posted by zack7552
Lawton, OK
Member since Jul 2008
4177 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:40 am to
I think when he says "not hot enough" then he may NOT be referring to the actual temperature in the room.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
119688 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:46 am to
quote:

gay shite


- Brian, 52, fat, lives in Central and wears Under Armour polos to weddings
Posted by FWBTigah
Member since Oct 2017
1391 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:48 am to
Me too
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
26814 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

He has been going to different yoga places every day because he cannot find one that gets to a high enough temperature.
He should go over to my in-law's house...
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
320 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

cannot find one that gets to a high enough temperature.


They misunderstood him. He said "they're not hot enough." He was talking about the women, not the yoga joints. LSU isn't going to build him a yoga spot, they're just gonna organize yoga in the quad.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
21989 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

That's gay shite

How fat are you
Posted by Iddy_Stanch
Member since Nov 2024
275 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Brian, 52, fat


Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
86981 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:28 pm to
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
23813 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

Sorry Lane, hate to break it to ya Bebe, but Oxford women are an OT rating higher on average than BR women.


But BR has much higher volume.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
4363 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

like looking at sweaty women in tight clothes


Who doesnt like that? Especially bending over and spreading legs
Posted by Tiger Roux
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
5019 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:56 pm to
Verge goes to Yoga Rouge .
Posted by Tigershine
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2015
1973 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 7:58 pm to
That's if and only if the mass of the arse remains constant...which of course it never does
Posted by JimTiger72
Member since Jun 2023
15988 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 7:18 am to
I love that he is our coach. He even retweeted Lonn earlier
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