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re: How are other live mascots able to take the field but Mike has to stay in his kitty lair?
Posted on 10/23/23 at 9:44 am to BigSiberian
Posted on 10/23/23 at 9:44 am to BigSiberian
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Mike has been pussified ……the world was fine when they put #’s 1-5 in the trailer and paraded around the field pulled by a Audubon Ford truck with the cheerleaders on top and and costume Mike making him roar. You liberal bastards screw everything up.
Good Lord.
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Posted on 10/23/23 at 9:49 am to Death Before Disco
We absolutely need a hologramed Mike the Tiger roaming the field pre-game - that would be incredible.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 10:29 am to TigerFan244
Why don't you get into his cage and teach Mike to "Heel".
Then wwe can make plans.
Then wwe can make plans.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 10:35 am to TigerFan244
If their mascots get loose all humans don’t suddenly become lower on the food chain…
Posted on 10/23/23 at 10:38 am to Nix to Twillie
Most of these liberal pussies in this thread would put a mask on Mike during Covid
Posted on 10/23/23 at 10:45 am to Jones
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They even recorded live chicken house sounds and had them replayed in the cage with dead chickens inside to entice him to go in.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 3:03 pm to SaveFarris
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Tell me you don't know how tigers work without telling me you don't know how tigers work.
Tell me you don't know how sarcasm works... eh, never mind.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 3:13 pm to TigerFan244
quote:. Please tell me you're not so dumb as to not realize those animals aren't 600 lbs of killing machine
I’m sure being around thousands of screaming humans is just as stressful for all those other animals too
Posted on 10/23/23 at 4:29 pm to WMTigerFAN
Didn’t Mike eat Jose Vargas ?
Posted on 10/23/23 at 4:32 pm to JohnnyBgood
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For decades Mike used to ride around the field in a caged trailer.
A whole lot of shite that used to happen that doesn’t any longer. It’s just the way it is unfortunately.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 5:35 pm to Sissidog02
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tried to play him at DB, had too many penalties, a lot Face Guarding no play on ball- seems to just RIP WRs face off.
Yeah, but after he ate 2 or 3 refs, I bet we'd see a quick decline in flags.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 5:44 pm to Flightnclouds
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Don’t forget the DJ.
"Yes, Mr. Stadium DJ, we are bringing Mike back into the stadium for games. On a completely unrelated note, did you get the commemorative Lagy Gaga Night costume we made for you? Great!"
Posted on 10/23/23 at 5:47 pm to Chinese Bandit Boy
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Show me written evidence that says this was detrimental to Mike.
You mean like an affidavit signed by Mike IV? A letter to the editor from Mike II?
Who the hell thinks trauma to a tiger is going to leave written evidence?
Posted on 10/23/23 at 5:54 pm to tigergirl26
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Wish we could put a face to posters
The quality of posting would skyrocket immediately, and this place would die from traffic loss in a heartbeat.
Rough estimate: 90% of the posts on here are bullshite people would never be willing to say if their names were on it. And I might be waaaaay underestimating it.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 8:03 pm to lostinbr
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Hell no there is option three:
Travel to Africa and obtain a cub DIRECT and hell with PETA and all the wokeness, soy boy BS
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Only two options for a new Mike the Tiger
Hell no there is option three:
Travel to Africa and obtain a cub DIRECT and hell with PETA and all the wokeness, soy boy BS
Posted on 10/23/23 at 8:15 pm to LSUvet72
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Hell no there is option three: Travel to Africa and obtain a cub DIRECT and hell with PETA and all the wokeness, soy boy BS
You are only 2,000 miles off, dumbass. Maybe we should just change to Lions by your reasoning. There are more of them. This post was edited on 10/23/23 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 10/23/23 at 8:16 pm to Broski
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You couldn’t even see Mike in his metal cage
Hey ahole have you seen the 1 inch thick plexiglas in banks today ?
That would be reenforced with spaced wide metal supports , would be 10’ x 14’ long, a/c, with mixed up audio so his roars would be super .
He would be super visible and could see out and would not suffer the feeling of being caged.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 8:22 pm to TigerFan244
It’s never happening again. It never should have been a thing to begin with. Grow up.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 8:24 pm to LSUvet72
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Travel to Africa and obtain a cub DIRECT and hell with PETA and all the wokeness, soy boy BS
Thanks for letting us know you have a tiny cock and are a chicken shite coward who’d get his arse kicked by a 6 year old.
Posted on 10/23/23 at 9:12 pm to TigerFan244
Because a bulldog, duck, or cow, isn't going to eat somebody....
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