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re: Any Trey Holly updates?

Posted by King Joey on 3/5/24 at 9:32 pm
Okay, these are important concepts for the public to understand, so here goes: In the State of Louisiana, there are only two ways for a person to be charged with a crime: 1) a District Attorney, authorized Assistant District Attorney, or other prosecuting agency (e.g., city prosecutor, etc.) f...
[quote]I do worry that Bamas offense will keep ours off the field though[/quote] They can only keep our offense off the field by not scoring. Odds are we will end up with as many possessions as they have; we just have to be more productive with ours when we do get the ball. :cheers: :geauxtige...
[quote]Wish we could put a face to posters[/quote] The quality of posting would skyrocket immediately, and this place would die from traffic loss in a heartbeat. Rough estimate: 90% of the posts on here are bullshite people would never be willing to say if their names were on it. And I might ...
[quote]Show me written evidence that says this was detrimental to Mike.[/quote] You mean like an affidavit signed by Mike IV? A letter to the editor from Mike II? Who the hell thinks trauma to a tiger is going to leave written evidence? :rotflmao: :cheers: :geauxtigers: :cheers:...
[quote]Don’t forget the DJ.[/quote] "Yes, Mr. Stadium DJ, we are bringing Mike back into the stadium for games. On a completely unrelated note, did you get the commemorative Lagy Gaga Night costume we made for you? Great!" :cheers: :geauxtigers: :cheers:...
[quote]tried to play him at DB, had too many penalties, a lot Face Guarding no play on ball- seems to just RIP WRs face off. [/quote] Yeah, but after he ate 2 or 3 refs, I bet we'd see a quick decline in flags. :bow: :cheers: :geauxtigers: :cheers:...

re: The Heisman is a travesty

Posted by King Joey on 10/23/23 at 5:28 pm
[quote]If LSU’s defense had just played at an average level against . . . old piss[/quote] Average? Hell, if our defense just plain sucked we'd have won that game going away. If our defense was anything short of one of the worst defensive performances in the history of LSU football, we win that...
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I really wish there was a message board for discussing LSU sports. :rolleyes: :geauxtigers: :rolleyes:...
[quote]2-5 with a 2B.[/quote] Off day. He'll pick it up soon. :dude: :cheers: :geauxtigers: :cheers:...

re: Kwon Alexander hit

Posted by King Joey on 8/21/23 at 3:12 am
[quote]He did lower his helmet & put his “crown” into the RBs chest.[/quote] You are supposed to lower your head. What you are not supposed to do is straighten your neck (they call it "ducking your head" but when you go for the tackle your spine is close to horizontal to the ground, so straighteni...

re: Kayshon Boutte house call

Posted by King Joey on 8/20/23 at 5:57 am
Who the hell is Bailey Zappe? :confused: :cheers: :geauxtigers: :cheers:...
[quote]good lord. Burrow always had elite talent - he made a jump in 2019 because he was finally freed from Ensminger's pedestrian 2018 offense[/quote] He wasn't trapped in Ensminger's offense at OSU, either, but he didn't turn into Joey B there. Joe Burrow in 2019 was an unprecedented convergen...
[quote]MJ was one overthrow away from beating Bama and probably staying on this team.[/quote] That's kind of what I was thinking, too. I remember that I didn't get to watch almost the whole game and just got score updates. I walked into the house just in time to see us overthrow the last TD attem...
[quote]2019 was the greatest offensive line in LSU history and easily deserved the award they received for being the best in all of college football. [/quote] Don't you read this board? The "experts" here were happy to explain how that O-line was pure garbage and it was the magic of Joe Burrow th...
[quote]New here? 2007[/quote] Sorry, forgot the sarcasm font. Was meant to be a joke. Mea culpa. :cheers: :geauxtigers: :cheers:...

re: Colin Hurley To Enroll Early.

Posted by King Joey on 8/18/23 at 2:58 pm
[quote]he will enroll early at @LSUfootball in January. He will be 16 years old. Will be 17 two months later.[/quote] The guy could theoretically be a member of the Super Bowl winning locker room celebration when he's not even old enough to drink! :wha: :cheers: :geauxtigers: :cheers:...
[quote]take the fricking picture for the fan instead of acting like your life is one big inconvenience.[/quote] As was mentioned earlier, fame is part of their jobs. People bitch about their jobs all of the time, even when they make lots of money. Why should it be a problem for him to do it? If...