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re: Ahoj! A new Tiger fan from Pilsen, Czechia

Posted on 10/28/19 at 11:18 pm to
Posted by Bandit30
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2011
2208 posts
Posted on 10/28/19 at 11:18 pm to
I know that LSU chick. She still looks good.
Posted by TNTigerman
James Island
Member since Sep 2012
11721 posts
Posted on 10/28/19 at 11:21 pm to
Are you trying to say Chechnya? Are you a Muslim terrorist?
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
40996 posts
Posted on 10/28/19 at 11:24 pm to
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I am a completely new fan to college football but have recently found interest in the sport. The way this came about is due to a exchange student that goes to Alabama. He goes on and on about Alabama Football. I decided to look up who plays them with the best shot to win and your LSU tigers seem to be the best. I have already purchased a tiger shirt so I can wear it to annoy him. This student is unbearable to listen to talk about his team so Go Tigers from Pilsen/Praha!


Welcome! I love it
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
14377 posts
Posted on 10/28/19 at 11:47 pm to
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The Czech Republic, also known by its short-form name, Czechia, is a country in Central Europe bordered by Germany to the west, Austria to the south, Slovakia to the east, and Poland to the northeast. Wikipedia

Capital: Prague




Dude....Wiki much? The guy is not a terrorist..Welcome TNTtigerman
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26297 posts
Posted on 10/28/19 at 11:52 pm to
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
19989 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 3:09 am to
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He goes on and on about Alabama Football


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This student is unbearable to listen to talk about his team


Most BAMA fans are unbearable as well as delusional.

Welcome!
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6325 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 3:46 am to
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I have already purchased a tiger shirt so I can wear it to annoy him. This student is unbearable to listen to talk about his team so Go Tigers from Pilsen/Praha!


You are to be congratulated on choosing LSU and on your method of provoking the Gump. Additional items you might want to use in conversation are:

Gump is the preferred term when referring to an Alabama fan like the one you described.

The preferred automobile of Alabama football is a late model Dodge Charger.

It is also important to note and discuss the very special favored status the Alabama football program, players, and coaches enjoy with the referees and officials responsible for making crucial rule decisions determining a game's outcome.

Again, welcome, and good hunting.

Edit: I forgot that you should also probably ask him the football definition of a Camback. Carry on good friend.
This post was edited on 10/29/19 at 3:41 pm
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 3:59 am to
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the Crimson Tide is a minstrual flow.


This was a cheer in the 80s:

The Crimson Tide
Is a menstrual flow
But the Tiger rag
Will stop them cold


For Czech Tiger:

—Ask him if he has donated to the Harvey Updyke tree foundation.

—Tell him you’ve been listening to Finebaum podcasts, and Pawwwwwl seems very high on the Tigers.

—“You know a lot about football. What is a kick six?”

—“Bear who?”

—Sprinkle in phrases like “weak as Tua’s ankles” and mention missed field goals a lot.
This post was edited on 10/29/19 at 4:15 am
Posted by TheBigHurt
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
2402 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 4:42 am to
Ali G show has a great special on Alabama football. "The gayest state in America!"
Posted by Dubaitiger
Abu Dhabi, UAE
Member since Nov 2005
5198 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 5:12 am to
This is awesome! Welcome Tiger fan
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
100036 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 5:18 am to
Greetings, mate. we support your country’s efforts to keep Czech Czech. Do not allow migration into your beautiful country like we have in US and in my birth country of England. Geaux Tigers
This post was edited on 10/29/19 at 5:19 am
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
51684 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 5:18 am to
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Are we really falling for this?
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
100036 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 5:22 am to
“I’m just dancing!”

That video was the best insight into the down period of Alabama football that I’ve ever seen. They were like Tennessee is now. A beautiful thing.
Posted by roobedoo
hall summit
Member since Jun 2008
1273 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 5:30 am to
Tell him the houndstooth fedora is the gayest hat of all time.
Posted by LordoftheManor
Member since Jul 2006
8371 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 6:26 am to
Na zdravi!

Dam si pivo prosim!
This post was edited on 10/29/19 at 6:40 am
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
14050 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 7:50 am to
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Location:Dullsville, TN

quote:

Occupation: Peddler

Did you ever say this in school, "Social studies is stupid, I'll never have to use it in the real world!"
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37760 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 8:32 am to
Welcome to the board. How are the women out your way?
Posted by WhyMan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2016
1543 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 8:33 am to
Welcome!
Posted by TNTigerman
James Island
Member since Sep 2012
11721 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 9:25 am to
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Did you ever say this in school, "Social studies is stupid, I'll never have to use it in the real world!"

Obviously, you and Tigahs24Seven are too dumb to recognize sarcasm. I can assure you that I've forgotten more about the history of geographical boundaries than both of you will ever know combined.

And to answer jmarto1's question, I used to work for a company based in Budapest, and the female reps from the Czech Republic office were insanely hot.
Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
61695 posts
Posted on 10/29/19 at 9:29 am to
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exchange student that goes to Alabama
quote:

This student is unbearable to listen to


Checks out.

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