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re: What's your most gluttonous moment with food?
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:10 am to muttenstein
Posted on 3/6/26 at 7:10 am to muttenstein
Around 2015 my GF and I took an uber home from a bar. We had them stop at Jack in the Box on the way home and I bought 30 tacos. When we got home we put Cosmos on the tv and ate all of them. I was pretty impressed at how many she put down, she was 4'10" and slender.
Back in November I had to pack a deer about 2 miles. I stopped at a Casey's when I got out and got 2 slices of pizza, a chicken sandwich, macaroni and cheese, and 3 chicken tenders. Ate them all before I left the parking lot.
Back in November I had to pack a deer about 2 miles. I stopped at a Casey's when I got out and got 2 slices of pizza, a chicken sandwich, macaroni and cheese, and 3 chicken tenders. Ate them all before I left the parking lot.
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Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:25 am to muttenstein
Came home with a bunch of wings and tender sammiches after boozing all night. Devoured what i could and passed out. Woke up covered in wing sauce and ranch after I rolled all over the leftover food.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 9:40 am to muttenstein
Not most, but recent.
I did about 2.5 hours of yard work yesterday to get my overgrown yard in shape.
Worked until the sun went down and was too late to cook dinner. DoorDashed 15 wings and fries from Empire Wingz on Sherwood. Just straight up inhaled them and could have eaten probably 15 more.
I did about 2.5 hours of yard work yesterday to get my overgrown yard in shape.
Worked until the sun went down and was too late to cook dinner. DoorDashed 15 wings and fries from Empire Wingz on Sherwood. Just straight up inhaled them and could have eaten probably 15 more.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 9:41 am
Posted on 3/6/26 at 10:46 am to muttenstein
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Aside from an all you can eat buffet, what is the time when you ate a lot more than you really needed to and felt awful about it after?
Yesterday I went to a luncheon at a steakhouse put on by an insurance company. I'm pretty sure I was the only person in the room who ate the whole 16 oz strip in addition to half a loaf of bread, French Onion soup, salad, spinach casserole, jalapeno mac & cheese. Followed that up with a piece of key lime pie and half of a bread pudding. I struggled to stay awake when I went back to the office for the afternoon
Posted on 3/6/26 at 12:38 pm to muttenstein
I ordered this at Au Pied Du Cochon in Montreal.. not pictured, a bunch of fries and vegetables. The waiter told us we better do a good job because the chef hates making it. I ended up going it alone bc wife lost her appetite, but I managed to do a respectable job according to the waiter. Closest I’ve ever come to puking at the table.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 3/6/26 at 12:51 pm to Athis
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One Thanksgiving I ate so much I literally had to leave the table to go take a crap..
I'm only impressed if you returned from the crap to eat more. That's a pro move if so.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:01 pm to muttenstein
every birthday when i lived in philly i would go to a German beer house/restaurant.
they had this "appetizer" platter that was meant for a table. Like 6 sausages, kraut, dumplins, smoke chops, a pork shak etc etc. it was a shite ton of food.
i ordered it in attempts to conquer it. My last attempt i did, plus two very large steins of beer. my waitress was equally impressed and repulsed.
they had this "appetizer" platter that was meant for a table. Like 6 sausages, kraut, dumplins, smoke chops, a pork shak etc etc. it was a shite ton of food.
i ordered it in attempts to conquer it. My last attempt i did, plus two very large steins of beer. my waitress was equally impressed and repulsed.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:07 pm to muttenstein
was once bet 1000 bucks i couldn't eat an entire sack of boiled crawfish. took me 4 hours but i won that money. didn't eat for 2 days after.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:35 pm to muttenstein
Thought of another one, but again wasn't me:
High school buddy, Niles, graduates from Ranger school and comes to Auburn for the weekend. Our buddy, Jay, is a "one upper". We go for burgers and beers at Cheeburger Cheeburger and Niles orders the one-pounder*. Jay sees his one pound and they chow. Both finish pretty quickly and Niles says..."I could do another." Jay obliges. They chow...slower. After pound 2, Niles says..."I could do another." Jay reluctantly obliges.
They mutually agree to tap out at 2/3 of the 3rd pound eaten.
Then Niles says to Jay, "I can beat you back to their apartment in a footrace."
There was so much puke along the road in the mile or so it took to get to our place near the business building.
*post-cooked weight
High school buddy, Niles, graduates from Ranger school and comes to Auburn for the weekend. Our buddy, Jay, is a "one upper". We go for burgers and beers at Cheeburger Cheeburger and Niles orders the one-pounder*. Jay sees his one pound and they chow. Both finish pretty quickly and Niles says..."I could do another." Jay obliges. They chow...slower. After pound 2, Niles says..."I could do another." Jay reluctantly obliges.
They mutually agree to tap out at 2/3 of the 3rd pound eaten.
Then Niles says to Jay, "I can beat you back to their apartment in a footrace."
There was so much puke along the road in the mile or so it took to get to our place near the business building.
*post-cooked weight
Posted on 3/6/26 at 3:24 pm to muttenstein
It always involves Crab Legs
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:35 pm to HoboDickCheese
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was in the hospital for 5 days with my first case of diverticulosis.
Why would anyone be admitted for diverticulosis?
You probably had diverticulitis.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:40 pm to 4x4tiger
Got drunk enough at a tailgate to think “Cake-Burger” was good idea. Literally just put a slice of cake on a burger like it was a condiment.
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:47 pm to GeauxTigers123
quote:you are correct, I misspoke. It's been quite a while since I've had any issues so I mixed up the two
You probably had diverticulitis
Posted on 3/6/26 at 5:12 pm to muttenstein
Probably an Indian wedding I went to. Ate a lot Friday night at the event, went to McDonald’s for breakfast on Saturday, ate lunch at the wedding on Saturday, went to a sports bar with food trucks during the afternoon break. Ate and drank more at the next event Saturday evening. Ate out with friends on Sunday. I was miserable by the end of it.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 3/6/26 at 6:40 pm to 4x4tiger
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Always pizza
Same. Bottle of wine and 1 1/2 pizzas later, I know the next day I'm going to feel horrible. Always pizza.
In fact, this has me thinking about pizza for dinner.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 3/6/26 at 8:26 pm to muttenstein
This burger and a side of sweet potato fries.
Posted on 3/7/26 at 3:04 am to muttenstein
quote:.
what is the time when you ate a lot more than you really needed to
For my 40th birthday my wife and I and another couple dined at the chefs table at Commanders Palace.
It was about 8 courses of food. Then for the dessert they pretty much gave us everything including the soufflé.
Posted on 3/7/26 at 8:12 am to More beer please
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Got drunk enough at a tailgate to think “Cake-Burger” was good idea. Literally just put a slice of cake on a burger like it was a condiment.
You win.
Only thing I can recall that comes close to gluttony is 6 pcs of Popeyes one time. Uncle and I had just finished a round of golf at TPC La for noon and was hungry on the ride home. At the same sitting he crushed a 12pc dark box.
Posted on 3/7/26 at 8:17 am to Loup
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Around 2015 my GF and I took an uber home from a bar. We had them stop at Jack in the Box on the way home and I bought 30 tacos. When we got home we put Cosmos on the tv and ate all of them. I was pretty impressed at how many she put down, she was 4'10" and slender. Back in November I had to pack a deer about 2 miles. I stopped at a Casey's when I got out and got 2 slices of pizza, a chicken sandwich, macaroni and cheese, and 3 chicken tenders. Ate them all before I left the parking lot.
This is the best!!
Posted on 3/7/26 at 6:24 pm to muttenstein
Half a Red Velvet Cake sober. Way too many 3 AM breakfasts at Tiffin Inn that were a blur
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