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Anyone tried the impossible whopper?

Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:26 pm
Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
18537 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:26 pm
What does it taste like? I don't want to spend money on something I'm going to have to spit out
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:28 pm to
I watched a review by that dude that looks like a vampire wearing suits from 1993 and he said the staff acted like he was asking for their first born when he requested it. I imagine they're accompanied with a nice amount of spit.
This post was edited on 9/8/19 at 12:29 pm
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18255 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:29 pm to
That's reviewbrah and you will not insult him
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
7941 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:29 pm to
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I don't want to spend money on something I'm going to have to spit out


I haven’t tried it but come on, how much money could it possibly be, 5-6 bucks?
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6762 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:30 pm to
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What does it taste like? I don't want to spend money on something I'm going to have to spit out


Why not just get a regular Whopper? Don't try something you never wanted in the first place, just to try it. And get a double Whopper, that way the meat and toppings ratio is correct. Your welcome. Oh, and add mustard, surprisingly it completed the burger perfectly.
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:30 pm to
haven't tried it. But some folks I trust who have tried it, say NO difference in taste.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:31 pm to
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That's reviewbrah and you will not insult him

Was he born without molars?

I've never seen him use his back teeth to chew. It's fricking weird.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:32 pm to
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Anyone tried the impossible whopper?


That sounds like a novelty dildo.


This post was edited on 9/8/19 at 12:34 pm
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:32 pm to
Not really healthier than a regular whopper. 660 calories vs. 630.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16538 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

NO difference in taste.


That would be bullshite. Granted they cook the patties in the same machine as the regular ones so it's getting some beef juices dripped on it, similar tasting at best.
This post was edited on 9/8/19 at 12:36 pm
Posted by Sweltering Chill
Member since Aug 2017
2150 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:37 pm to
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Not really healthier than a regular whopper. 660 calories vs. 630.




I’m not a vegetarian, but people who are vegetarians don’t give two fricks about calories.. it’s usually about moral/ethical reasons, or the perception that plant based is healthier than meat-based, regardless of calories, when considering what is ‘healthier.’
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
60578 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:38 pm to
If they say it tastes the same, how do they know the lazy arse BK staff ain’t just throwing a regular whopper patty on there
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:39 pm to
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I’m not a vegetarian, but people who are vegetarians don’t give two fricks about calories.. it’s usually about moral/ethical reasons, or the perception that plant based is healthier than meat-based, regardless of calories, when considering what is ‘healthier.’



I know a chubby vegetarian. Still can't wrap my head around it.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19433 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:40 pm to
Probably taste like Impossible Semen.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:44 pm to
I tried one.

There's no way I would be able to tell the difference in a blind taste test.
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:48 pm to
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I know a chubby vegetarian. Still can't wrap my head around it.

Not that unusual, but yea, somewhat. I get what you are saying.

Sugar is far worse for weight gain than animal protein/fat.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15528 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:51 pm to
Sugar comes from a plant.
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
16408 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:55 pm to
Zero diff in taste or consistency.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61865 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:58 pm to
No I'm a guy
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
80755 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 12:59 pm to
No, I prefer not to eat cancer
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