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re: Adult star-turned-data scientist: I had more sex than showers in 2022

Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:28 am to
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25564 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:28 am to
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I shower immediately after I take a dump.

Always. No exceptions.

So for 2022 I would be somewhere around

Shitting 300

Showers 400



what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you having to shower after you shite?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30578 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:28 am to
quote:

I have no idea how these numbers could be less than 365 for anyone.

I go outside multiple times a day, but I only poop every other day on average. High metabolism and tend to be big ones though
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:58 am to
Anyone familar with the Nolan twins. This is their youtube page, but they are now in the adult industry business.

youtube

Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17010 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:04 am to
Wait, she only pooped 194 times?

How’s that possible?
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
698 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:06 am to
I wasn't planning on throwing up in my mouth this morning but thanks. She nasty. I can smell her through my computer.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27599 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:06 am to
quote:

Anyone familiar with the Nolan twins


They were on Big Brother a few years ago. Did a nude photoshoot together after that. It was interesting if nothing else. They are party girls and I'll bet are pretty wild in the sack. It's rumored they share boyfriends together and separately.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4889 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:17 am to
quote:

Wait, she only pooped 194 times?

How’s that possible?


Probably a bad diet. That and drugs.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69097 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 9:30 am to
That monkey gonna smell funky.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39340 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:08 am to
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I try not to disturb my natural skin microbiome too much,” Aella responded to Twitter’s clean critics. “If I shower too often I seem to stink more! I regularly use a bidet and spot-wash my armpits and genitals tho.”


Who cares how often she washes her forearms? She's washing the parts that need to be washed.

Also, she only had sex 63 times in a year?!!! She only had 42 good meals?! Poor thing!
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39340 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:09 am to
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Yeah - I'm easily in the 390 to 420 a year range. Maybe this broad isn't getting enough fiber?

You are overeating. There is no way you should average more than one per day.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:17 am to
quote:

They were on Big Brother a few years ago. Did a nude photoshoot together after that. It was interesting if nothing else. They are party girls and I'll bet are pretty wild in the sack. It's rumored they share boyfriends together and separately.



Do they have daddy issues?
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
2924 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Wait, she only pooped 194 times?


Normal range is once every 3 days to 3 times a day. She on the low side of normal.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
6581 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:19 am to
Wait, I thought women didn't poop.
Or fart.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23605 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:21 am to
knowing a couple of OF chicks, yeah, this is probably accurate
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired
Member since Feb 2019
4594 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:24 am to
quote:

Pooped: 194


There are people who don't take a dump everyday?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:34 am to
So how does OF work? So its not one subscription where you get to see everyone who is on the site? You have to subscribe to each person's page separately?
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23605 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:54 am to
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So how does OF work? So its not one subscription where you get to see everyone who is on the site? You have to subscribe to each person's page separately?


yes... each person separately... i'm sure it can get quite expensive... i've never subscribed to anyone, but i know a few girls IRL that are OF creators... that's what i was commenting on
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
7701 posts
Posted on 1/30/23 at 11:06 am to
quote:

Pooped: 194


That's not healthy at all.


I typically shite only 3-4 times a week. Asked my doc once if this was anything to worry about and he said no. So I don't worry about it.

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