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Adult star-turned-data scientist: I had more sex than showers in 2022

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A popular adult entertainer-turned-data scientist shared a shocking self admission about her hygiene, causing debate to bubble up on social media.

The mononymous Aella — once OnlyFan’s top-grossing star with a reported monthly income of $100,000 — told her 130,000 followers on Twitter that she only showered 37 times last year.


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“My 2022 in stats!,” tweeted Aella Sunday. “And some # – how many times I ___ this year.”

By her own account, Aella engaged in about twice the amount of sex as she did showers, with 63 sexual encounters last year. In fact, she did a lot of other things more than bathing last year:


Went outside: 222
Pooped: 194
Worked: 137
Socialized: 165
Took Adderall: 126
Drank alcohol: 118
Danced: 64
Had sex: 63
Cried: 59
Wrote: 51
Gamed: 44
Had a good meal: 42

Activities that fell below showering on the sex expert’s list included the amount of times she’d consumed various drugs, traveled, exercised worked out and fell ill.

The number 37 rang in the ears of habitual bathers, who noted that the average American adult takes roughly 145 showers annually, according to a 2021 Harvard survey.

“Yep, I try not to disturb my natural skin microbiome too much,” Aella responded to Twitter’s clean critics. “If I shower too often I seem to stink more! I regularly use a bidet and spot-wash my armpits and genitals tho.”

The influencer added that she also washes her face and brushes her teeth daily, and changes her sheets twice per month. But her dermatologic excuse didn’t soak in for some.






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Dark hair brunette (basically black
Pale skin
Nice body
Nasty

She is a goddess

EDT: what is her porn name, for research?
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re: Adult star-turned-data scientist: I had more sex than showers in 2022
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Went outside: 222

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Pooped: 194


I have no idea how these numbers could be less than 365 for anyone.


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only showered 37 times last year.


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top-grossing




In more ways than one.



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Mental illness is rampant in America


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she only showered 37 times last year.


That had to be one stank arse cooch.

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with 63 sexual encounters last year.


More proof pussy is undefeated. Men are so hard up they’ll deal with the smell.


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This goes back to the thread about how cringe social media is

Nobody cares how many good meals this chick ate or how many times she went outside



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Love that landing strip.All natural and nasty to boot. I’m a fan

erome is your friend
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Mental illness is rampant in America

With that body and face, you can't expect her to be perfect.


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Looks like slutty Arwen from LOTR.



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Gross


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once OnlyFan’s top-grossing star
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Cried 59 times? Sounds stable.


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Pooped: 194

That's not healthy at all.


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.....If she doesn't shower 365 times in a year then its a no for me.


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I can understand not taking a dump in a day occasionally but there would be way more where I had 2 or more to offset


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Shower every ten days ?
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what is her porn name, for research?

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The mononymous Aella


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