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re: Looking back at times where you missed out on an obvious opportunity for sex
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:21 pm to CAD703X
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:21 pm to CAD703X
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a fricking co-worker of mine also followed us
This would fall more into the cock-block category than missed opportunity due to your own ignorance.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:34 pm to PhantomMenace
Dear God.
This is amazing.
Don't ever change, you neckbeard. Your posts are at once laughable and terrifying.
This is amazing.
Don't ever change, you neckbeard. Your posts are at once laughable and terrifying.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:09 pm to chinhoyang
Thankfully our HOA has banned premarital sex.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:14 pm to Tiger Ryno
Which is why I meet your wife at the motel 8
We all need to get together again for a mens only lunch
A meat meet meet up
We all need to get together again for a mens only lunch
A meat meet meet up
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:20 pm to chinhoyang
I met this lady (she might have been a little older) in biology class. From what I remember it was halfway through the semester and I’ve never had seen her before.
She’s making small talk etc. after class she needs a ride to her room at a house she’s renting. She invites me inside. Offers me water or coke. We talk for a few minutes and I leave to go to work. I never saw her in class again. Wtf.
I have had a few recently that have pulled me aside at networking events to tell me that they are recently divorced or have broken up with their boyfriend. I’m married. But I don’t know if these confessions mean anything.
She’s making small talk etc. after class she needs a ride to her room at a house she’s renting. She invites me inside. Offers me water or coke. We talk for a few minutes and I leave to go to work. I never saw her in class again. Wtf.
I have had a few recently that have pulled me aside at networking events to tell me that they are recently divorced or have broken up with their boyfriend. I’m married. But I don’t know if these confessions mean anything.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:32 pm to Gorilla Ball
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I have had a few recently that have pulled me aside at networking events to tell me that they are recently divorced or have broken up with their boyfriend. I’m married. But I don’t know if these confessions mean anything
oh they've been rubbing one out fantasizing about you giving them the DPS report.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:34 pm to chinhoyang
If I had a time machine: Note to self, never, ever, miss an opportunity for good sex.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 3:10 pm to chinhoyang
Around 10 last night I was in my home office doing some work and my wife sat on my lap and started rubbing my face/neck. She asked if I was coming to bed in a minute and I said no I'm not really tired yet.
Then I played chess on my phone for a while and around 12:30 I was like...oh wait..
Then I played chess on my phone for a while and around 12:30 I was like...oh wait..
Posted on 9/10/21 at 3:18 pm to chinhoyang
No. I just focus on having sex now. The beauty of being a woman is men are up for getting it on at any given moment.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 3:19 pm to tigergirl10
There you go with that “being a woman “ business. Trying too hard, dude.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 3:30 pm to 777Tiger
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There you go with that “being a woman “ business. Trying too hard, dude.
I'm a frickin' roni, baby!
Posted on 9/10/21 at 3:38 pm to JetsetNuggs
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This is a subject that I hate thinking about
Not even gonna read the thread. Just dropping in to say I saw the thread title and it made me legit sad for a minute
Posted on 9/10/21 at 3:48 pm to chinhoyang
Two ladies - one we'll call Gymnast, one we'll call Not Gymnast.
Went on a couple of dates with Gymnast in high school. Never really went anywhere, but that's okay.
Met Non Gymnast after high school, started dating.
Gymnast would park near me in college and occasionally leave notes on my car, suggesting we get together.
Me, being a stand up guy (of course) - brushed these aside, as I was dating someone.
Eventually married Non Gymnast soon after college, turns out she liked to sleep around A LOT, so we got divorced not long after getting married.
In summary, now I need a drink.
Went on a couple of dates with Gymnast in high school. Never really went anywhere, but that's okay.
Met Non Gymnast after high school, started dating.
Gymnast would park near me in college and occasionally leave notes on my car, suggesting we get together.
Me, being a stand up guy (of course) - brushed these aside, as I was dating someone.
Eventually married Non Gymnast soon after college, turns out she liked to sleep around A LOT, so we got divorced not long after getting married.
In summary, now I need a drink.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:02 pm to VernonPLSUfan
quote:Definitely a poster her thinking; my wife went to Crusted Butte wedding solo…..
Wedding trip to Crested Butte Co. I was the only single on the trip and slept on the couch in the condo. There were two married women on the trip without husbands, two married couples plus the couple getting married and another couple, not married
Posted on 9/11/21 at 2:39 am to chinhoyang
Too many to count if I'm being realistic
One time a girl practically begged me to come over for sex. This was in high school. It would have required me to sneak out at like 2 am. I was more scared of my dad than I loved pussy.
Another time, I was real food friends with this one chick who used to date a couple of my friends. We had a couple classes together. We txted all the time, I didn't think much of it. Then all of a sudden she came on to me heavily. I didn't even previously think of her like that. I wanted to. That booty was amazing. I just couldn't bring myself to to do it. She literally dated 3 different guys I'm friends with. I do have some honor.
In college, another girl I was good friends with. We dated for a briefly in high school. It went nowhere, but we remained friends, and just so happened to go to the same college. Well, in college she was dealing with some type of on-going sickness. She had to be taken to the hospital. She called me in the morning and I picked her up and took her home. I went to the pharmacy to get medicine, etc. I stayed with her the entire day, and made sure she ate. I wasn't even doing all this with the intention of fricking. I genuinely wanted to make sure she was ok. She was a friend, and I cared about her. Later that night, she was feeling much better. She got changed in front of me, into underwear and a t-shirt. I ended up finding a way to leave shortly after. Seeing her naked turned me all the way on, and I wanted to frick. But at the same time, I respected her. I didn't want to seem like I only cared about her for sex after she was literally in the hospital earlier that morning the same day.
Another time. Idk if this counts, because we did have sex before this time. I had just got into a relationship with my current wife. An old fling, we had already called it off because she had a boyfriend. She called me over to ask me to help her connect a new tv she just got to cable and wifi. I went over there, she answered the door in her bra and some short shorts. I acted normal. I helped her out with the tv, and left. I don't cheat. I find out a few week later, but shes actually one of my wife's best friends. As in, she was literally a bridesmaid at our wedding! Looking back, I'm pretty sure this was a test. So I'm glad I passed.
Last example I'll post. Another time in college. I met this girl off of tinder. She went to another school, maybe about 1.5 hours away from me. In any case, she was planning on coming to visit me for an entire weekend. I told her if she could make it to where I was, I would take care of her all weekend and she wouldn't have to worry about a thing. I had in mind a few things such as going to basketball game, dinner, bar, making breakfast, cooking dinner together, park, etc. I wanted to go all out cuz it was valentine's day. The night before, we were talking on the phone, and I was explaining everything I had planned. To be funny, I said something like "yea I'm all ready for you. Hell, I already went ahead and bought like 10 condoms today." She didn't like that. She got very upset, claiming that I only wanted her for sex. She did not come that weekend. We talked later, she planned on having sex with me, but also wanted to do other fun things together mainly. She thought I was being disrespectful and too forward and showed I only wanted her for sex when I joked about the condom. I was so mad at myself. I was working on her for many months. Only for me to find a way to frick it up less than 24 hours away from me clapping the cheeks.
I've got more stories but I think this post is already too long
One time a girl practically begged me to come over for sex. This was in high school. It would have required me to sneak out at like 2 am. I was more scared of my dad than I loved pussy.
Another time, I was real food friends with this one chick who used to date a couple of my friends. We had a couple classes together. We txted all the time, I didn't think much of it. Then all of a sudden she came on to me heavily. I didn't even previously think of her like that. I wanted to. That booty was amazing. I just couldn't bring myself to to do it. She literally dated 3 different guys I'm friends with. I do have some honor.
In college, another girl I was good friends with. We dated for a briefly in high school. It went nowhere, but we remained friends, and just so happened to go to the same college. Well, in college she was dealing with some type of on-going sickness. She had to be taken to the hospital. She called me in the morning and I picked her up and took her home. I went to the pharmacy to get medicine, etc. I stayed with her the entire day, and made sure she ate. I wasn't even doing all this with the intention of fricking. I genuinely wanted to make sure she was ok. She was a friend, and I cared about her. Later that night, she was feeling much better. She got changed in front of me, into underwear and a t-shirt. I ended up finding a way to leave shortly after. Seeing her naked turned me all the way on, and I wanted to frick. But at the same time, I respected her. I didn't want to seem like I only cared about her for sex after she was literally in the hospital earlier that morning the same day.
Another time. Idk if this counts, because we did have sex before this time. I had just got into a relationship with my current wife. An old fling, we had already called it off because she had a boyfriend. She called me over to ask me to help her connect a new tv she just got to cable and wifi. I went over there, she answered the door in her bra and some short shorts. I acted normal. I helped her out with the tv, and left. I don't cheat. I find out a few week later, but shes actually one of my wife's best friends. As in, she was literally a bridesmaid at our wedding! Looking back, I'm pretty sure this was a test. So I'm glad I passed.
Last example I'll post. Another time in college. I met this girl off of tinder. She went to another school, maybe about 1.5 hours away from me. In any case, she was planning on coming to visit me for an entire weekend. I told her if she could make it to where I was, I would take care of her all weekend and she wouldn't have to worry about a thing. I had in mind a few things such as going to basketball game, dinner, bar, making breakfast, cooking dinner together, park, etc. I wanted to go all out cuz it was valentine's day. The night before, we were talking on the phone, and I was explaining everything I had planned. To be funny, I said something like "yea I'm all ready for you. Hell, I already went ahead and bought like 10 condoms today." She didn't like that. She got very upset, claiming that I only wanted her for sex. She did not come that weekend. We talked later, she planned on having sex with me, but also wanted to do other fun things together mainly. She thought I was being disrespectful and too forward and showed I only wanted her for sex when I joked about the condom. I was so mad at myself. I was working on her for many months. Only for me to find a way to frick it up less than 24 hours away from me clapping the cheeks.
I've got more stories but I think this post is already too long
Posted on 9/11/21 at 4:41 am to chinhoyang
Luckily, the Palmer sisters always put out for me.
Ah, Rosie and Fistina, the times the 3 of us have had.
No drama.
Ah, Rosie and Fistina, the times the 3 of us have had.
No drama.
Posted on 9/11/21 at 5:18 am to chinhoyang
I'm the world's worst at catching signals, so Ive missed opportunities that I didn't even know were opportunities.
Posted on 9/11/21 at 5:49 am to chinhoyang
I fricked up a few times, but my wife has an opportunity every night with me and she gets a headache and goes to sleep. What an idiot!
Posted on 9/11/21 at 8:07 am to KennabraTiger
In college worked at a store selling mobile phones.
This thicc black girl worked there, really pretty face who thought she was sexy AF used to ask me...
"What you think SG? Think you could handle this?"
I would say "No idea but I would sure give it a try"
But then I never actually tried to give it a try.
Always wondered just how hard that chick would have worn me out
This thicc black girl worked there, really pretty face who thought she was sexy AF used to ask me...
"What you think SG? Think you could handle this?"
I would say "No idea but I would sure give it a try"
But then I never actually tried to give it a try.
Always wondered just how hard that chick would have worn me out
Posted on 9/11/21 at 8:20 am to chinhoyang
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When I was a Senior in HS, the hunt club had a party at this really good looking woman's house (early 30's). She had a nice house (courtesy of a divorce) with a big pool and I had been swimming. She comes up and says "come into the house, I want to show you something." She takes me to her room and shows me this picture of her on a horse, topless. She had a very well done boob job. I'd like to say I said "Do they look that good in person?" or some other lead in line. No, I bumbled and mumbled like the idiot I was. She ended up becoming a club member's trophy wife.
I mean… we’ve all missed out on some arse. But when a 30 year old hottie brings 18 year old you into her bedroom and shows you a picture of her titties?
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